I hate to be one of "those people", but it's Oscar Mayer.
♬ My bologna has a second name it's M...A...Y...E...R...♬
Anyhoo, this story fits in well with last week's episode of EscapePod.
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- Wed May 22, 2013 7:37 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Transmission (Cultural Combatants Theme)
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1842
- Wed May 22, 2013 7:33 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: And then the duck
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1863
Re: And then the duck
Nope. I don't get the reference, but I'm wondering about it now.
*5 minutes later*
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?
*5 minutes later*
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?
- Wed May 22, 2013 7:32 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: (Good Samaritan Theme) Ending the Pain, by Brian B.
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1624
Re: (Good Samaritan Theme) Ending the Pain, by Brian B.
It took me a second reading to get that she was being abused by her boyfriend, and that last line still throws me. Marge had never been happier than at that moment There wasn't enough of a back story to explain why she was taking delight in his mangled corpse. I didn't buy it. I think you'd have bee...
- Mon May 20, 2013 9:57 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: And then the duck
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1863
And then the duck
Be not deceived by his web-footed gait nor let down your guard as he placidly drifts upon the lake surface. Know that he is watching you watching him watching you. And know that he knows that secret thing you’ve kept secret and thought you’d gotten away with it because nobody saw you except for your...
- Mon May 20, 2013 9:21 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Origin Story
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1949
Re: Origin Story
Dudes who wear glasses get cute nerdy lasses.
- Thu May 16, 2013 10:18 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Lisa's Pony (Hands Behind the Glass Theme)
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2171
Re: Lisa's Pony (Hands Behind the Glass Theme)
Buttercup was itchy no more, but the stench of rotting pony flesh finally made Lisa throw her into the trash. The Tag Police crashed through the front door later that afternoon.
- Thu May 16, 2013 10:13 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Under The Sea
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1729
Re: Under The Sea
Didn't see it coming until I'd been smacked across the head. Well played.
- Thu May 16, 2013 10:11 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Seven years of itching
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1532
Re: Seven years of itching
I read through this three times and I still don't understand what's going on.
- Sat May 11, 2013 1:47 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Mixed Media
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1795
Re: Mixed Media
delightfully fiendish
- Sat May 11, 2013 1:44 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Best of all possible
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1872
Re: Best of all possible
...Is that a Candide reference in the title? This pleases me. :D Although I was a philosophy buff in my first year of college, I'd not heard (or possibly just not remembered) Candide. I had a quote running through my head when I gave it this title. "An optimist believes he lives in the best of all ...
- Fri May 10, 2013 9:02 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Best of all possible
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1872
Best of all possible
Constructing a universe is not as difficult as you might believe. It’s really not much harder than putting together furniture from IKEA. Sure, there are lots of pieces. And you have to follow the instructions carefully. But in the end, you’re left with a beautiful addition to what was formerly an ab...
- Thu May 09, 2013 1:22 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Choking Hazard (Hands Behind the Glass Theme)
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2499
Re: Choking Hazard (Hands Behind the Glass Theme)
strawman wrote:Inspired by ? http://www.geekosystem.com/eel-anus-hospitalization/
I really need to be able unread this.
- Wed May 08, 2013 3:43 pm
- Forum: Don't be Shy...
- Topic: Story-feedback forum, improve post order
- Replies: 17
- Views: 7066
Re: Story-feedback forum, improve post order
Very cool. Thank you.
- Tue May 07, 2013 2:28 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The Last General
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2345
Re: The Last General
I got it first time. Kudos to you. I've tried starting writing something for my daughter a few times, but came up short.
Good luck to your friend.
Good luck to your friend.
- Mon May 06, 2013 7:56 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: April 16, 1930
- Replies: 1
- Views: 714
Re: April 16, 1930
Makes me think of those ads they used to have on the back of comics. What do you do when you're Superman and Lex Luthor is blowing up chunks of Metropolis? Give him Hostess Fruit Pies® and watch him surrender to great taste 

- Fri May 03, 2013 6:00 pm
- Forum: Don't be Shy...
- Topic: Story-feedback forum, improve post order
- Replies: 17
- Views: 7066
Story-feedback forum, improve post order
How difficult would it be to modify the story feedback forums to something similar to EA? It'd be nice to have all the most recent podcasts up top and clearly visible.
Replies to older posts would still be bumped, but should be below the most current threads. Just a thought.
Replies to older posts would still be bumped, but should be below the most current threads. Just a thought.
- Fri May 03, 2013 5:47 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Perspective
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4723
Re: Perspective
Because it nagged at me. Perspective, Take 2. When the day of my transition finally arrived, my brother drew me to his side. “Brother,” says he, “the road before you is filled with dangers.” “Is it?” I reply. I feel my composure slip as I bite back a sob. “Fear not. Listen to the words of your elder...
- Fri May 03, 2013 5:29 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Perspective
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4723
Re: Perspective
Quite.ebonic
S'good.Yeungling
- Fri May 03, 2013 3:37 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Vamp-Porno (Not what you're thinking)
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1182
Re: Vamp-Porno (Not what you're thinking)
The hottest new trend in Adult Entertainment was a thing called “Vamp-Porno” and it was all the rage. Before you ask, the answer is yes; it’s exactly what you think it is. That over ambitious production studio sent out some hunters about a year ago and collected a bunch of vamps. Some came willingl...
- Fri May 03, 2013 3:33 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Cooler Heads Prevail - Part VI
- Replies: 1
- Views: 547
Re: Cooler Heads Prevail - Part VI
Get to da choppa!