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I hate to be one of "those people", but it's Oscar Mayer.

♬ My bologna has a second name it's M...A...Y...E...R...♬

Anyhoo, this story fits in well with last week's episode of EscapePod.

Nope. I don't get the reference, but I'm wondering about it now.



*5 minutes later*

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?

It took me a second reading to get that she was being abused by her boyfriend, and that last line still throws me. Marge had never been happier than at that moment There wasn't enough of a back story to explain why she was taking delight in his mangled corpse. I didn't buy it. I think you'd have bee...

Be not deceived by his web-footed gait nor let down your guard as he placidly drifts upon the lake surface. Know that he is watching you watching him watching you. And know that he knows that secret thing you’ve kept secret and thought you’d gotten away with it because nobody saw you except for your...

Dudes who wear glasses get cute nerdy lasses.

Buttercup was itchy no more, but the stench of rotting pony flesh finally made Lisa throw her into the trash. The Tag Police crashed through the front door later that afternoon.

Didn't see it coming until I'd been smacked across the head. Well played.

I read through this three times and I still don't understand what's going on.

delightfully fiendish

...Is that a Candide reference in the title? This pleases me. :D Although I was a philosophy buff in my first year of college, I'd not heard (or possibly just not remembered) Candide. I had a quote running through my head when I gave it this title. "An optimist believes he lives in the best of all ...

Constructing a universe is not as difficult as you might believe. It’s really not much harder than putting together furniture from IKEA. Sure, there are lots of pieces. And you have to follow the instructions carefully. But in the end, you’re left with a beautiful addition to what was formerly an ab...

strawman wrote:Inspired by ? http://www.geekosystem.com/eel-anus-hospitalization/

I really need to be able unread this.

Very cool. Thank you.

I got it first time. Kudos to you. I've tried starting writing something for my daughter a few times, but came up short.

Good luck to your friend.

Makes me think of those ads they used to have on the back of comics. What do you do when you're Superman and Lex Luthor is blowing up chunks of Metropolis? Give him Hostess Fruit Pies® and watch him surrender to great taste

How difficult would it be to modify the story feedback forums to something similar to EA? It'd be nice to have all the most recent podcasts up top and clearly visible.

Replies to older posts would still be bumped, but should be below the most current threads. Just a thought.

Because it nagged at me. Perspective, Take 2. When the day of my transition finally arrived, my brother drew me to his side. “Brother,” says he, “the road before you is filled with dangers.” “Is it?” I reply. I feel my composure slip as I bite back a sob. “Fear not. Listen to the words of your elder...

ebonic

Quite.

Yeungling

S'good.

The hottest new trend in Adult Entertainment was a thing called “Vamp-Porno” and it was all the rage. Before you ask, the answer is yes; it’s exactly what you think it is. That over ambitious production studio sent out some hunters about a year ago and collected a bunch of vamps. Some came willingl...

Get to da choppa!