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by chemistryguy
Wed May 22, 2013 7:37 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Transmission (Cultural Combatants Theme)
Replies: 3
Views: 1667

Re: Transmission (Cultural Combatants Theme)

I hate to be one of "those people", but it's Oscar Mayer.

♬ My bologna has a second name it's M...A...Y...E...R...♬

Anyhoo, this story fits in well with last week's episode of EscapePod.
by chemistryguy
Wed May 22, 2013 7:33 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: And then the duck
Replies: 3
Views: 1704

Re: And then the duck

Nope. I don't get the reference, but I'm wondering about it now.



*5 minutes later*

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?
by chemistryguy
Wed May 22, 2013 7:32 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: (Good Samaritan Theme) Ending the Pain, by Brian B.
Replies: 1
Views: 1509

Re: (Good Samaritan Theme) Ending the Pain, by Brian B.

It took me a second reading to get that she was being abused by her boyfriend, and that last line still throws me. Marge had never been happier than at that moment There wasn't enough of a back story to explain why she was taking delight in his mangled corpse. I didn't buy it. I think you'd have bee...
by chemistryguy
Mon May 20, 2013 9:57 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: And then the duck
Replies: 3
Views: 1704

And then the duck

Be not deceived by his web-footed gait nor let down your guard as he placidly drifts upon the lake surface. Know that he is watching you watching him watching you. And know that he knows that secret thing you’ve kept secret and thought you’d gotten away with it because nobody saw you except for your...
by chemistryguy
Mon May 20, 2013 9:21 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Origin Story
Replies: 5
Views: 1754

Re: Origin Story

Dudes who wear glasses get cute nerdy lasses.
by chemistryguy
Thu May 16, 2013 10:18 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Lisa's Pony (Hands Behind the Glass Theme)
Replies: 4
Views: 1934

Re: Lisa's Pony (Hands Behind the Glass Theme)

Buttercup was itchy no more, but the stench of rotting pony flesh finally made Lisa throw her into the trash. The Tag Police crashed through the front door later that afternoon.
by chemistryguy
Thu May 16, 2013 10:13 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Under The Sea
Replies: 2
Views: 1589

Re: Under The Sea

Didn't see it coming until I'd been smacked across the head. Well played.
by chemistryguy
Thu May 16, 2013 10:11 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Seven years of itching
Replies: 1
Views: 1427

Re: Seven years of itching

I read through this three times and I still don't understand what's going on.
by chemistryguy
Sat May 11, 2013 1:47 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Mixed Media
Replies: 2
Views: 1652

Re: Mixed Media

delightfully fiendish
by chemistryguy
Sat May 11, 2013 1:44 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Best of all possible
Replies: 3
Views: 1684

Re: Best of all possible

...Is that a Candide reference in the title? This pleases me. :D Although I was a philosophy buff in my first year of college, I'd not heard (or possibly just not remembered) Candide. I had a quote running through my head when I gave it this title. "An optimist believes he lives in the best of all ...
by chemistryguy
Fri May 10, 2013 9:02 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Best of all possible
Replies: 3
Views: 1684

Best of all possible

Constructing a universe is not as difficult as you might believe. It’s really not much harder than putting together furniture from IKEA. Sure, there are lots of pieces. And you have to follow the instructions carefully. But in the end, you’re left with a beautiful addition to what was formerly an ab...
by chemistryguy
Thu May 09, 2013 1:22 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Choking Hazard (Hands Behind the Glass Theme)
Replies: 10
Views: 2138

Re: Choking Hazard (Hands Behind the Glass Theme)


I really need to be able unread this.
by chemistryguy
Wed May 08, 2013 3:43 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Story-feedback forum, improve post order
Replies: 17
Views: 5363

Re: Story-feedback forum, improve post order

Very cool. Thank you.
by chemistryguy
Tue May 07, 2013 2:28 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Last General
Replies: 8
Views: 2029

Re: The Last General

I got it first time. Kudos to you. I've tried starting writing something for my daughter a few times, but came up short.

Good luck to your friend.
by chemistryguy
Mon May 06, 2013 7:56 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: April 16, 1930
Replies: 1
Views: 632

Re: April 16, 1930

Makes me think of those ads they used to have on the back of comics. What do you do when you're Superman and Lex Luthor is blowing up chunks of Metropolis? Give him Hostess Fruit Pies® and watch him surrender to great taste :D
by chemistryguy
Fri May 03, 2013 6:00 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Story-feedback forum, improve post order
Replies: 17
Views: 5363

Story-feedback forum, improve post order

How difficult would it be to modify the story feedback forums to something similar to EA? It'd be nice to have all the most recent podcasts up top and clearly visible.

Replies to older posts would still be bumped, but should be below the most current threads. Just a thought.
by chemistryguy
Fri May 03, 2013 5:47 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Perspective
Replies: 14
Views: 4241

Re: Perspective

Because it nagged at me. Perspective, Take 2. When the day of my transition finally arrived, my brother drew me to his side. “Brother,” says he, “the road before you is filled with dangers.” “Is it?” I reply. I feel my composure slip as I bite back a sob. “Fear not. Listen to the words of your elder...
by chemistryguy
Fri May 03, 2013 5:29 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Perspective
Replies: 14
Views: 4241

Re: Perspective

ebonic
Quite.
Yeungling
S'good.
by chemistryguy
Fri May 03, 2013 3:37 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Vamp-Porno (Not what you're thinking)
Replies: 3
Views: 1064

Re: Vamp-Porno (Not what you're thinking)

The hottest new trend in Adult Entertainment was a thing called “Vamp-Porno” and it was all the rage. Before you ask, the answer is yes; it’s exactly what you think it is. That over ambitious production studio sent out some hunters about a year ago and collected a bunch of vamps. Some came willingl...
by chemistryguy
Fri May 03, 2013 3:33 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Cooler Heads Prevail - Part VI
Replies: 1
Views: 466

Re: Cooler Heads Prevail - Part VI

Get to da choppa!