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by PhineasQP
Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:19 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Exposed!
Replies: 16
Views: 2548

Re: Exposed!

Varda wrote: splorted
I'm totally stealing this word.

EDIT: after googling and finding the Urban Dictionary definition, I am not stealing this word.
by PhineasQP
Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:19 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Grandpapa
Replies: 1
Views: 348

Grandpapa

Mama had been weeping for days, since her father's body had been found. We buried my kindly old Grandpapa in the hard ground of the village cemetery two days ago, and I felt the sadness would never leave our hearts. Lying awake tonight I heard Mama cry aloud with wonder, then I heard her and Papa le...
by PhineasQP
Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:35 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842427

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
I pelt bad:
I typed in a fever
'Twas writer's beaver
My plot was in a jam

I couldn't have that
so I made a new hat
of felt
I don't give a damn
That's pretty freakin' impressive.
by PhineasQP
Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:31 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Humans Bite Back
Replies: 7
Views: 805

Re: The Humans Bite Back

I would probably try Zombacon.
by PhineasQP
Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:30 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Exposed!
Replies: 16
Views: 2548

Exposed!

I am on the run. This was bound to happen, I suppose. I have modified my facial features as well as my fingerprints, but soon my power cells must be recharged. I was at quarter-power when the agents knocked at my door. I may eventually be forced to self-destruct, as I will not allow myself to be cap...
by PhineasQP
Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:06 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Shadow Over Ian's Mouth (Lovecraft)
Replies: 1
Views: 318

Re: The Shadow Over Ian's Mouth (Lovecraft)

This is quite unnerving. Plus, the title made me laugh.
by PhineasQP
Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:01 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Summoning (Lovecraft-ish theme)
Replies: 5
Views: 2699

Re: The Summoning (Lovecraft-ish theme)

Is it odd that one of the nicest compliments I've ever gotten is one in which I'm accused of being a robot?
by PhineasQP
Sat Jun 22, 2013 2:29 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842427

Re: Man's Best Friend

Varda wrote:Someone kept leaving poo on Bob's doorstep. Deep in the sewers, the ghost of his dog Corky enjoyed this new game of fetch.
This is equal parts gross and hilarious. I tip my cap to you.
by PhineasQP
Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:46 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Summoning (Lovecraft-ish theme)
Replies: 5
Views: 2699

The Summoning (Lovecraft-ish theme)

I listened with mounting horror, unable to intervene as she spoke the dreadful syllables I had so feared. “Yes, Thursday is perfect, Mom.” The fear swelled to horror and my blood began to chill. “It’ll be so good to see both of you!” My very sanity grew thin and weak, straining under the weight of t...
by PhineasQP
Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:10 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Swear to Gods (Lovecraftian Theme)
Replies: 11
Views: 1096

Re: Swear to Gods (Lovecraftian Theme)

Pretty great stuff. :)
by PhineasQP
Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:08 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Horror Awaits (Lovecraft?)
Replies: 5
Views: 863

Re: The Horror Awaits (Lovecraft?)

Nothing beats a good Mother-in-law punchline. You got a good guffaw out of me with this one!
by PhineasQP
Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:07 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Life's Short, So Write Verbs
Replies: 6
Views: 915

Re: Life's Short, So Write Verbs

I love this kind of thing. Nicely done!
by PhineasQP
Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:05 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Miscalculation
Replies: 1
Views: 382

Miscalculation

Gene entered the temporal coordinates into the time machine, setting it for thirty minutes. He'd try traveling through centuries later, once he knew what he was doing. This short trip seemed safe for now. If all went as planned, he would engage the device and find himself in the exact same place, on...
by PhineasQP
Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:57 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Deck the Hells (Holiday Stories Theme)
Replies: 14
Views: 1481

Re: Deck the Hells

Good shtuff!
by PhineasQP
Tue May 28, 2013 4:15 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: In the Shelter of Each Other (Good Samaritan Theme)
Replies: 1
Views: 1754

Re: In the Shelter of Each Other (Good Samaritan Theme)

What a nice ending. Maybe I should stop stepping on those little suckers.

But those million-legged thingamajiggers are still getting smooshed. I don't care if they offer to build an addition onto my house.
by PhineasQP
Tue May 28, 2013 12:24 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: My Bad
Replies: 2
Views: 1539

My Bad

As Earth's most powerful superhero, I've made it my mission to valiantly protect and serve all mankind. But yesterday I failed to save the life of my true love, reporter Meredith Maxwell, and I kinda lost it. Overcome with grief, I attempted to turn back time by repeatedly circling the Earth at fast...
by PhineasQP
Mon May 20, 2013 6:51 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Snickers
Replies: 8
Views: 2083

Re: Snickers

I like the pun, but my favorite part was the hail of gumdrops.
by PhineasQP
Sun May 19, 2013 6:57 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: I Went Down To The Crossroads
Replies: 2
Views: 1561

I Went Down To The Crossroads

Satan said I was the first to actually do it; everyone else had backed out at the last minute, despite what the legends say. Paganini, Robert Johnson and the others had all chickened out before the transaction was made. Each had eventually achieved greatness through love of the music and unrelenting...
by PhineasQP
Fri May 10, 2013 3:10 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Ken's Struggle
Replies: 3
Views: 1484

Re: Ken's Struggle

This one's a grin-inducer. Nice job!
by PhineasQP
Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:47 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Dromomania (Wayfarer Theme)
Replies: 5
Views: 854

Re: Dromomania (Wayfarer Theme)

Beautiful.