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by PhineasQP
Fri May 10, 2013 3:10 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Ken's Struggle
Replies: 3
Views: 1516

Re: Ken's Struggle

This one's a grin-inducer. Nice job!
by PhineasQP
Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:47 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Dromomania (Wayfarer Theme)
Replies: 5
Views: 907

Re: Dromomania (Wayfarer Theme)

Beautiful.
by PhineasQP
Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:33 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Scalper
Replies: 3
Views: 805

Re: Scalper

Hahaha! I was afraid you were going to be too obvious about the punchline, but you delivered it perfectly.
by PhineasQP
Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:29 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The First Wish
Replies: 6
Views: 1160

Re: The First Wish

Thanks for the kind words, gang. You kids are nifty.

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I could swear I've read a variant of this, but can't place it.
Whenever I write something I like, there's always a nagging thought: If I thunk of it, someone else probably already has, too.
by PhineasQP
Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:46 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The First Wish
Replies: 6
Views: 1160

The First Wish

The impatient Genie glared. "Gimme a minute," said Roger, who was genre savvy enough to know that wishes often backfired. Irresistible to women? He'd seen that go wrong in the stories. Eternal life? He'd be alive when the sun burned out. And beyond. Unbelievable wealth? Tempting, but even Roger knew...
by PhineasQP
Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:10 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Cut-Up
Replies: 3
Views: 604

The Cut-Up

They refer to me in the papers as The Cut-Up. I don't mind. I carve that name into the bodies of my subjects in pretty, exaggerated cursive. They wonder about my strange methods; why the whimsical signature? Why do I vacuum-pack each victim in plastic? And why on Earth do I always remove the liver? ...
by PhineasQP
Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:55 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Oops
Replies: 7
Views: 1347

Oops

The people of Earth were confused and intrigued by the cryptic message, sent from space in rudimentary English: "we behold you. we bring worship you deserve." They had obviously monitored our media enough to learn one of our languages, but their meaning was unclear; had these aliens deemed mankind w...
by PhineasQP
Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:26 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 900215

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
"The Beholder" is what I called my nosey neighbor.
"Beauty" is my favorite ice pick.
by PhineasQP
Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:50 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Literally
Replies: 8
Views: 1476

Re: Literally

Really enjoyed this one!
by PhineasQP
Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:27 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Hive Come to Collect: Kashyyyk Payments Only
Replies: 5
Views: 851

Re: Hive Come to Collect: Kashyyyk Payments Only

I was pretty awed that you pulled it off. I don't think I could have.
by PhineasQP
Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:25 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 900215

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Yeah, I figured why not go all the way with it this time.
by PhineasQP
Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:05 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 900215

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Hunger and hate had finally been eradicated. Mankind's future was finally bright and sunny!

And then the world blew up.
by PhineasQP
Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:44 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 900215

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

You may have a point there. :oops:
by PhineasQP
Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 900215

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"You always hurt the one you love" says the old adage.
It took hours and hours to demonstrate how much he really loved her.
by PhineasQP
Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:04 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Hive Come to Collect: Kashyyyk Payments Only
Replies: 5
Views: 851

Re: Hive Come to Collect: Kashyyyk Payments Only

That made my day. :D
by PhineasQP
Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:51 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Abner's Candy
Replies: 0
Views: 627

Abner's Candy

Abner cursed his increasing senility; tonight was Halloween and he’d nearly forgotten to poison the candy. Although he'd secretly killed many neighborhood pets during his wretched ninety-six years, he'd never quite satisfied his murderous urges. But children ? Oh, the very idea made him swoon. So he...
by PhineasQP
Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:44 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A couple Drabbles
Replies: 7
Views: 1200

Re: A couple Drabbles

The second and third were my favorites. Good stuff!
by PhineasQP
Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:07 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Thief
Replies: 5
Views: 822

Re: Thief

strawman wrote::idea: Would you call him a Tick Tocket? :D
Why yes, yes sir, I would. I only wish I'd been clever enough to think of it.