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- Fri May 10, 2013 3:10 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Ken's Struggle
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1700
Re: Ken's Struggle
This one's a grin-inducer. Nice job!
- Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:47 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Dromomania (Wayfarer Theme)
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1261
Re: Dromomania (Wayfarer Theme)
Beautiful.
Re: Scalper
Hahaha! I was afraid you were going to be too obvious about the punchline, but you delivered it perfectly.
- Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:29 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The First Wish
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1651
Re: The First Wish
Thanks for the kind words, gang. You kids are nifty.
Whenever I write something I like, there's always a nagging thought: If I thunk of it, someone else probably already has, too.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I could swear I've read a variant of this, but can't place it.
- Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:46 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The First Wish
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1651
The First Wish
The impatient Genie glared. "Gimme a minute," said Roger, who was genre savvy enough to know that wishes often backfired. Irresistible to women? He'd seen that go wrong in the stories. Eternal life? He'd be alive when the sun burned out. And beyond. Unbelievable wealth? Tempting, but even Roger knew...
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:12 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Don't Eat That--A fictionalized account of an actual event.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 877
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:10 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The Cut-Up
- Replies: 3
- Views: 771
The Cut-Up
They refer to me in the papers as The Cut-Up. I don't mind. I carve that name into the bodies of my subjects in pretty, exaggerated cursive. They wonder about my strange methods; why the whimsical signature? Why do I vacuum-pack each victim in plastic? And why on Earth do I always remove the liver? ...
Oops
The people of Earth were confused and intrigued by the cryptic message, sent from space in rudimentary English: "we behold you. we bring worship you deserve." They had obviously monitored our media enough to learn one of our languages, but their meaning was unclear; had these aliens deemed mankind w...
- Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:15 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7794
- Views: 1327026
- Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:26 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7794
- Views: 1327026
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
"The Beholder" is what I called my nosey neighbor.
"Beauty" is my favorite ice pick.
"The Beholder" is what I called my nosey neighbor.
"Beauty" is my favorite ice pick.
Re: Literally
Really enjoyed this one!
- Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:27 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Hive Come to Collect: Kashyyyk Payments Only
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1200
Re: Hive Come to Collect: Kashyyyk Payments Only
I was pretty awed that you pulled it off. I don't think I could have.
- Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:25 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7794
- Views: 1327026
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Yeah, I figured why not go all the way with it this time.
- Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:05 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7794
- Views: 1327026
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Hunger and hate had finally been eradicated. Mankind's future was finally bright and sunny!
And then the world blew up.
And then the world blew up.
- Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:44 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7794
- Views: 1327026
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
You may have a point there. 

- Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:28 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7794
- Views: 1327026
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"You always hurt the one you love" says the old adage.
It took hours and hours to demonstrate how much he really loved her.
It took hours and hours to demonstrate how much he really loved her.
- Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:04 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Hive Come to Collect: Kashyyyk Payments Only
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1200
Re: Hive Come to Collect: Kashyyyk Payments Only
That made my day. 

- Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:51 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Abner's Candy
- Replies: 0
- Views: 756
Abner's Candy
Abner cursed his increasing senility; tonight was Halloween and he’d nearly forgotten to poison the candy. Although he'd secretly killed many neighborhood pets during his wretched ninety-six years, he'd never quite satisfied his murderous urges. But children ? Oh, the very idea made him swoon. So he...
- Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:44 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: A couple Drabbles
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1612
Re: A couple Drabbles
The second and third were my favorites. Good stuff!
Re: Thief
Why yes, yes sir, I would. I only wish I'd been clever enough to think of it.strawman wrote:Would you call him a Tick Tocket?