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by PhineasQP
Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:13 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Touched
Replies: 2
Views: 773

Re: Touched

:lol:

I'm going to start using the phrase "smells like socks and pee". Thank you for that. :wink:
by PhineasQP
Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:08 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7480
Views: 838445

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I dunno, I liked the idea of narration coming from a dead guy. Kind of an American Beauty sort of thing. :)
by PhineasQP
Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:28 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: An Unexpected Disaster (There Goes The Neighborhood)
Replies: 4
Views: 659

Re: An Unexpected Disaster (There Goes The Neighborhood)

I liked the inversion of my expectations. Are you a supervillain?
by PhineasQP
Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:25 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Swarms (There Goes the Neighborhood)
Replies: 3
Views: 557

Re: Swarms (There Goes the Neighborhood)

Liked the Drabble almost as much as your name, Suomy. :lol:
by PhineasQP
Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:17 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7480
Views: 838445

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I was always too afraid to commit patricide.
Years passed, and I began turning into my dad.
I then happily killed myself.
by PhineasQP
Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:03 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Nightmare At Sea (Sailors & Tall Talers, (and/or Survival))
Replies: 1
Views: 380

Nightmare At Sea (Sailors & Tall Talers, (and/or Survival))

He and his companions had unwittingly awakened the ancient nightmare that now attacked his ship. The dozen or so who had gotten a clear look at the creature dove, shrieking with mad laughter into the icy deep. Only a few had even made it back to the vessel, and with one swipe of its massive arm, the...
by PhineasQP
Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:53 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7480
Views: 838445

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Little Timmy's parents should really keep an eye on him; every one of his imaginary friends has died a mysterious death.
by PhineasQP
Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:36 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7480
Views: 838445

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

munsi wrote:It was only upon kneeling before Zod that I finally realized Zod had no intention of kneeling after me. I'd been tricked!
I've finally gotten around to going back and reading some of the older Twabbles from before I found this place and this one gave me a hearty laugh. :lol:
by PhineasQP
Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:56 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7480
Views: 838445

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

tbaker2500 wrote:Wow. That gets my worst pun of the week award! :D
I am honored, sir. :)
by PhineasQP
Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:46 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7480
Views: 838445

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He was born Asian but was now a Caucasian; when he was three his Dad spun him around and around, and he became disoriented.
by PhineasQP
Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:43 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Deer Santa (Holiday Theme)
Replies: 4
Views: 771

Re: Deer Santa (Holiday Theme)

This really disappointed me. I was expecting a story about the big red and white reindeer that brings toys to all the good little girl and boy reindeer around the world, pulled in his sleigh by eight fat little men. I see your point, and I can sympathize. I recently watched Mr. Holland's Opus for t...
by PhineasQP
Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:35 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Happy Old Year (Holiday themed)
Replies: 8
Views: 4559

Re: Happy Old Year (Holiday themed)

I really like this idea. I may celebrate 1981 this time around.
by PhineasQP
Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7480
Views: 838445

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I cut his face into pieces and took them home with me.
When I reassembled his face on my table, he had a puzzled expression.
by PhineasQP
Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:46 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Up To Me (Family Obligations Theme)
Replies: 6
Views: 1529

Re: Up To Me (Family Obligations Theme)

:lol:
by PhineasQP
Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:39 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Up To Me (Family Obligations Theme)
Replies: 6
Views: 1529

Up To Me (Family Obligations Theme)

Being the only one of the kids with no family of his own, it naturally fell to me to visit our parents every weekend. I understood. Everyone else had lives. When we lost Mom, it was necessary that I move in with my father to take care of him. Who else? After cancer took Dad, it was my responsibility...
by PhineasQP
Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:19 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Deer Santa (Holiday Theme)
Replies: 4
Views: 771

Deer Santa (Holiday Theme)

Deer Santa, I shure hope you find this note before you go back up the chimny. I no I diserved the cole you gave me last year, and the year before that to. And I bet you brung more cole for me this year to cus I no I wasnt no better this time around. Speshially if you count what happened to the cat. ...
by PhineasQP
Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:25 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7480
Views: 838445

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Fred watched 1988's "The Dead Pool" and was a little disappointed; he totally expected it to be about swimming zombies.
by PhineasQP
Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:16 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7480
Views: 838445

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I gave blood today and asked what my blood type is. The nurse said it was 10W-30. I'm not sure they know what they're doing.
by PhineasQP
Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:30 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Virus
Replies: 0
Views: 642

The Virus

It's a virus, we know that much. Those infected seem to somehow lose human morality and begin quietly craving blood and pain and murder; killing in secret, hiding their crimes. In effect, there is now an epidemic of sadistic serial killers. Law enforcement agencies started noticing sharp increases i...