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by PhineasQP
Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:29 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Time Traveller
Replies: 9
Views: 1585

Re: The Time Traveller

I'd like to read the longer form as well.
by PhineasQP
Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:58 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842562

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Zombies will always leave you alone if they think you're one of them.
And that's why I've been eating people, Your Honor.
by PhineasQP
Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:10 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Time Traveller
Replies: 9
Views: 1585

Re: The Time Traveller

I posted a time travel Drabble recently, but soon realized the concept had already been used. So I got in my time machine and went back a half-hour and posted a Drabble about something else instead.
by PhineasQP
Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842562

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I saw my favorite comedian in a crowd of zombies. I don't think that he would mind that I now refer to him as Gary Shambling.
by PhineasQP
Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842562

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Native American lore tells us that when one hears the owl call his name death is near. This worries me, since my name is Hu.
by PhineasQP
Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:57 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842562

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

purplemur wrote:The famous televised dessert competition host leveled his gaze at Darlene, “Pack up your candy…and get the fudge out.”
:lol:
by PhineasQP
Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842562

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

tehmedus wrote:I know I am perfect to join the Time Agents. Attached to my resume, I have included my own obituary, from ninety years ago.
Very nice!
by PhineasQP
Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:56 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842562

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

She was weeping softly now.
"I never meant to hurt you," he said, stroking her hair.
"I meant to kill you."
And then he did.
by PhineasQP
Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:08 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Remember!
Replies: 3
Views: 1001

Remember!

"The incantation—I must have it!" hissed the demon. I was doomed. I couldn't possibly recall the words I had read in my youth from books long since destroyed, and timidly said so. The fearsome imp conjured from the air a nightmarish clamp-like instrument which he fastened onto my kneecap. The infern...
by PhineasQP
Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:24 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842562

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The hate-maddened dogs snapped and slavered behind him. He knew death was near. "Okay, okay, here's your squeaky toy!"
by PhineasQP
Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:26 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Welcome to the Family
Replies: 3
Views: 720

Re: Welcome to the Family

Two words: kuh reepy! :)
by PhineasQP
Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:09 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842562

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The sun had long since burned out and Earth was a silent, lifeless husk. "I guess I overslept," thought C'thulhu glumly.
by PhineasQP
Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842562

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

In the mirror I see my lips dissolve, teeth and tongue liquifying painfully. Mental note: no more off-brand mouthwash.
by PhineasQP
Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:23 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842562

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Malevola's music didn't open a portal to Hell as they'd planned. Donny played a D#sus9 chord and they wound up in Jersey.
by PhineasQP
Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842562

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Thursday was a dream come true for Arthur. Unfortunately for him it was that one where you find yourself naked in school.
by PhineasQP
Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:29 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Blackened Sheep Of The Family
Replies: 4
Views: 847

Blackened Sheep Of The Family

The unexpected lightning strike during our family picnic two years ago yielded some extremely interesting results. My brother Joe now has the ability to throw lightning, like that Norse whatsisname. Started calling himself Voltrus and joined a superhero team, The Magnifi-Sentries. Mom has lightning-...
by PhineasQP
Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:44 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842562

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The despondent, newly-resurrected feline sat racking his brain, trying to come up with eight more methods of suicide.
by PhineasQP
Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:55 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7482
Views: 842562

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

After I bought the new Brown Note Alarm Clock, I find I must set the alarm early enough to fit in a really good, long shower.
by PhineasQP
Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:09 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: My Wife, The Star
Replies: 3
Views: 1248

My Wife, The Star

Henry came home to find his house a smoldering wreck. Panicked, he called for his wife, and found her standing in the charred remains of the living room. "Shirley, what--" An unearthly voice thundered from her somehow luminous body, making Henry quake: "SILENCE! Your mate is dead. This physical form...
by PhineasQP
Sat Nov 10, 2012 7:17 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Home for the Holidays
Replies: 2
Views: 819

Re: Home for the Holidays

No jury would convict her.