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- Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:16 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I gave blood today and asked what my blood type is. The nurse said it was 10W-30. I'm not sure they know what they're doing.
The Virus
It's a virus, we know that much. Those infected seem to somehow lose human morality and begin quietly craving blood and pain and murder; killing in secret, hiding their crimes. In effect, there is now an epidemic of sadistic serial killers. Law enforcement agencies started noticing sharp increases i...
- Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:29 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The Time Traveller
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1981
Re: The Time Traveller
I'd like to read the longer form as well.
- Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:58 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Zombies will always leave you alone if they think you're one of them.
And that's why I've been eating people, Your Honor.
And that's why I've been eating people, Your Honor.
- Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:10 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The Time Traveller
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1981
Re: The Time Traveller
I posted a time travel Drabble recently, but soon realized the concept had already been used. So I got in my time machine and went back a half-hour and posted a Drabble about something else instead.
- Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:45 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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I saw my favorite comedian in a crowd of zombies. I don't think that he would mind that I now refer to him as Gary Shambling.
- Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:34 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Native American lore tells us that when one hears the owl call his name death is near. This worries me, since my name is Hu.
- Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:57 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
purplemur wrote:The famous televised dessert competition host leveled his gaze at Darlene, “Pack up your candy…and get the fudge out.”

- Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:34 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Very nice!tehmedus wrote:I know I am perfect to join the Time Agents. Attached to my resume, I have included my own obituary, from ninety years ago.
- Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:56 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
She was weeping softly now.
"I never meant to hurt you," he said, stroking her hair.
"I meant to kill you."
And then he did.
"I never meant to hurt you," he said, stroking her hair.
"I meant to kill you."
And then he did.
Remember!
"The incantation—I must have it!" hissed the demon. I was doomed. I couldn't possibly recall the words I had read in my youth from books long since destroyed, and timidly said so. The fearsome imp conjured from the air a nightmarish clamp-like instrument which he fastened onto my kneecap. The infern...
- Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:24 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The hate-maddened dogs snapped and slavered behind him. He knew death was near. "Okay, okay, here's your squeaky toy!"
- Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:26 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Welcome to the Family
- Replies: 3
- Views: 924
Re: Welcome to the Family
Two words: kuh reepy! 

- Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:09 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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The sun had long since burned out and Earth was a silent, lifeless husk. "I guess I overslept," thought C'thulhu glumly.
- Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:45 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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In the mirror I see my lips dissolve, teeth and tongue liquifying painfully. Mental note: no more off-brand mouthwash.
- Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:23 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Malevola's music didn't open a portal to Hell as they'd planned. Donny played a D#sus9 chord and they wound up in Jersey.
- Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:37 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Thursday was a dream come true for Arthur. Unfortunately for him it was that one where you find yourself naked in school.
- Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:29 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Blackened Sheep Of The Family
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1066
Blackened Sheep Of The Family
The unexpected lightning strike during our family picnic two years ago yielded some extremely interesting results. My brother Joe now has the ability to throw lightning, like that Norse whatsisname. Started calling himself Voltrus and joined a superhero team, The Magnifi-Sentries. Mom has lightning-...
- Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:44 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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The despondent, newly-resurrected feline sat racking his brain, trying to come up with eight more methods of suicide.
- Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:55 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
After I bought the new Brown Note Alarm Clock, I find I must set the alarm early enough to fit in a really good, long shower.