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by DoctorBanzai
Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:28 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Skinny B!tches
Replies: 5
Views: 792

Re: Skinny B!tches

Flintknapper wrote:Shouldn't "the" be "then" in the last line?
Corect, and corrected. Gracias.
by DoctorBanzai
Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:45 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Skinny B!tches
Replies: 5
Views: 792

Skinny B!tches

When that famous dead woman said that thing about eating cake, I don’t think she was thinking along the same lines as I am. She wanted to give people freedom or some garbage like that, where I simply get tired of looking at those skinny bitches. The solution: cake. With lots of frosting and sugar an...
by DoctorBanzai
Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:39 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Emergency Landing
Replies: 7
Views: 1125

Re: Emergency Landing

Thanks Thomas. It is a Superhero tale, but mare intended as a starting point for a longer tals (as with Mermaid Sushi). This image has been percolating in my brain for a few weeks and I wanted to get it out in some format before it went away. In reading it now, I do see that it needs mote too it. Ho...
by DoctorBanzai
Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:37 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Mermaid Sushi
Replies: 15
Views: 2599

Re: Mermaid Sushi

Thank you for the great feedback on this one. I was torn between this format and the first person, but have been writin a lot of first person narrative lately, so wanted to flex my third person muscles again. In thnking this one up, I determined that it would work much better as a longer story, but ...
by DoctorBanzai
Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:39 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Mermaid Sushi
Replies: 15
Views: 2599

Mermaid Sushi

It was the neon sign that first attracted the attention. Beautiful women with fish tails swam around in the tanks behind the counter. They were naked above the waist, their legs covered in shimmering scales that reflected the bright lights casting down from above them. It was not clear how they were...
by DoctorBanzai
Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:33 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Pita Griffin
Replies: 0
Views: 1250

Pita Griffin

The menu board behind the counter had me confused. It listed the names of characters from a TV show I was unfamiliar with… Lois… Stewie… Brian… Quagmire… Next to each name was a list of items ranging from meats and vegetables to sauces and dressings. “What is this?” I asked the smiling girl behind t...
by DoctorBanzai
Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:07 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Emergency Landing
Replies: 7
Views: 1125

Emergency Landing

I landed hard on the car’s roof, crushing it down until it was not much higher than the seats, glass exploded out from the rear and side windows. Unlike in the movies, the windshield did not shatter due to the plastic film between layers of glass. It did, however, buckle and fold in on itself. Insid...
by DoctorBanzai
Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:44 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Whisper
Replies: 2
Views: 370

Whisper

Beth turned slowly around, seeking out the source of the whispered voice. On the bed behind her lay her husband, sound asleep. She wondered if he had spoken. “Honey?” she called out tentatively, her voice also a whisper. He groaned in his sleep and rolled onto his back, his deep breathing ruffling t...
by DoctorBanzai
Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:17 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Rise of the Fallen
Replies: 2
Views: 412

Rise of the Fallen

The fallen warrior rose from where he lay in the mud, the creature living upon his back pushing him to continue. Standing slowly, his strength nearly depleted, he began trudging through the filth once again, each step weakening him further. From upon his back, the small thing struck him hard, its ti...
by DoctorBanzai
Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:07 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Claustrophobic
Replies: 0
Views: 1095

Claustrophobic

From somewhere beyond the range of my sight, out there, I heard the scraping sounds, as of claws or nails scratching on the cement and pavement. It came with frequent starts and stops, never seeming to get any closer to, nor further from, my location. With each passing minute, and each passing noise...
by DoctorBanzai
Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:30 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Something Sexy
Replies: 3
Views: 592

Re: Something Sexy

Thanks Hest. I love your feedback. It's always so well thought out, and precise.

I appreciate it, always.
by DoctorBanzai
Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:26 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Super-Soaker (Moustache Resistance) - Moustache Mythos
Replies: 3
Views: 533

Super-Soaker (Moustache Resistance) - Moustache Mythos

“ATTACK!!!!” The command came down the line, hollered by each of the group commanders. We quickly checked our bandoliers, insuring that plenty of ammo was available to us, and then rushed forward. With each step we drew closer to the ranks of the enemy, in all its dark, hairy glory. When the range w...
by DoctorBanzai
Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:21 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Mo-Keepers [Moustache Mythos] (Lovecraft Theme)
Replies: 7
Views: 947

Re: The Mo-Keepers [Moustache Mythos]

What the crap.....

Awesome!!!

This is getting intense....
by DoctorBanzai
Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:24 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: O'Shea
Replies: 2
Views: 504

Re: O'Shea

Thank you, Flintknapper.
by DoctorBanzai
Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:29 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: O'Shea
Replies: 2
Views: 504

O'Shea

O’Shea is a superhero. Before you ask, he can’t lift a car, doesn’t run really fast, and hasn’t flown around the world under his own power. No, O’Shea is a superhero for different reasons. For years now, life has used his man bits as a punching bag, and he keeps coming back for more; doesn’t know th...
by DoctorBanzai
Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:14 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Checkmate
Replies: 9
Views: 1052

Re: Checkmate

I love Risk! Although I have a rule that I don't play it with people I want to be friends with afterwards. For some reason, that game brings out a viciously competitive streak in this otherwise mild-mannered Varda. :twisted: It does that to everyone! can't tell you how many friends became enemies (...
by DoctorBanzai
Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:11 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Warning Label
Replies: 0
Views: 1123

Warning Label

The label on the pill bottle said “May Cause Drowsiness” and advised not to operate heavy machinery, however it did not indicate what said machinery would be. I mean a car is heavier than, say, a motorcycle, so could I operate a motorcycle since I can pick it up? As the warning was far too vague, an...
by DoctorBanzai
Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:44 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Checkmate
Replies: 9
Views: 1052

Re: Checkmate

Ha!!!

Loved it, Varda.

I remember seeing that castle last time I was out driving and wondered what happened to it. Now I know the truth!

I don't know anyone else who can make chess funny.

Thank you for this one!
by DoctorBanzai
Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:23 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Simon's Call
Replies: 0
Views: 1113

Simon's Call

“I’ll never understand women,” Simon complained into the phone. He lashed out with his free hand, knocking the collection of empty soda cans off the shelf in a clattering, clanging mess. This only made him more frustrated, and he kicked one of the cans. It flew through the air and struck the wall, l...
by DoctorBanzai
Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:13 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Circle Of Light
Replies: 0
Views: 1032

Circle Of Light

Standing in the pool of light cast from above, I feel safe. The darkness surrounding my little safe zone is filled with the unknown, and it makes me nervous. I wonder how it is that I came to be here, in this place, surrounded, afraid, but protected by the buzzing lamp above my head, and I cannot re...