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by afgrappin
Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:02 pm
Forum: 2013 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: Nominations: Best Story : 2013 People's Choice
Replies: 22
Views: 6199

Re: Nominations: Best Story : 2013 People's Choice

My additional nomination to make up for the one that has been rmeoved from the list of valid nominations is:

*drumroll fail*

298 (audio | forum) Flying On My Hatred of My Neighbor?s Dog by Shaenon Garrity
by afgrappin
Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:36 pm
Forum: 2013 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: Nominations: Best Story : 2013 People's Choice
Replies: 22
Views: 6199

Re: Nominations: Best Story : 2013 People's Choice

My nominations are:

BSides 39
BSides 35
BSides 23
Episode 300
BSides 27
by afgrappin
Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891525

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The doc said to eat 5 karats a day, for my eyesight. I'm broke now. Diamonds are an expensive habit.
by afgrappin
Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:44 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Secret Society
Replies: 0
Views: 1102

Secret Society

Two or three times a year, the Secret Otchuk Society of middle Tennessee gets together for their dance celebration. Without fail, it’s always interrupted with ambulances, police cars, and fire trucks. In September 2011, a LifeFlight helicopter actually arrived. Inexplicably, the Coast Guard sent men...
by afgrappin
Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:45 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Misprinted
Replies: 0
Views: 1038

Misprinted

Daniel was adding an appointment to his wall calendar when February twenty-eighth peeled away from the paper and drifted to his feet. He stared down at the errant square for a moment, but when he bent to pick it up, the entire page of February detached. March came next, its days scattering across th...
by afgrappin
Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891525

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Really bored today, so I've decided to go nuts with the Twabbles. Here's what I've got: I wanted a stallion, not the mangy mare I was offered. But I needed a way to travel. A horse is a horse, of course. Of course. The barista couldn't understand my accent. I found someone from Seinfeld in my latte....
by afgrappin
Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891525

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Good one. :)
Why thank you!
by afgrappin
Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:29 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891525

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Eight legs. Big as a van. When it sat on the tuffet, the girl passed out. The spider feasted and told everyone she ran away.
by afgrappin
Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:54 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891525

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Very good grasshopper," the old mentorish man said. "Next time, though, remove the wings. One got stuck in my throat."
by afgrappin
Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:55 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891525

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The map said two steps ahead, one step back. When I hit the cliff’s base, my legs were too broken for the second step ahead.
by afgrappin
Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:54 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891525

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The general glared at his army, each man in a frilly white uniform. "I said you should be prepared for a LICE inspection."
by afgrappin
Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:08 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891525

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"My lives count nine and I vote!" Welcome aboard, afgrappin! I love how that moniker is suspiciously close to Ass grabbin' . :) I've got to say, that's a new one. I've had the "grabbin" mispronunciation of my surname before, but the first part... I don't know that I'd really call my ass that grabba...
by afgrappin
Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:12 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891525

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Les Miserables quotes "our little lives don't count at all." I call bullcrap on that. My lives count nine. Mee-ow, baby.