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by MonsieurMoustache
Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:50 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7581
Views: 925703

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The cereal box said there was a surprise inside. I prodded the many-legged thing and couldn't claim false advertising.
by MonsieurMoustache
Tue Oct 22, 2013 4:36 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7581
Views: 925703

Re: Many hands make light work

Cwpants wrote:Moving in. 10 flights of stairs.
He offered to lend a hand.
I wish I got his name or digits.
This thing's starting to smell.

Edit: Fixed confusion in line 2.

Excellent twitt. Like the poem form too.
by MonsieurMoustache
Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:57 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Our Zombie Apocalypse Pact (Somebody's Gotta Do It Theme)
Replies: 6
Views: 1191

Re: Our Zombie Apocalypse Pact (Somebody's Gotta Do It Theme

Aw man....that's a good question. If Zombies aren't all pop culture made them out to be...yech. Can you imagine coming home from the funeral to find Great-Aunt Nora popping Cheez-Os and complaining about her maggots? Euch. Now that's scary.
by MonsieurMoustache
Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:14 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Spinning Faster and Faster
Replies: 5
Views: 892

Re: Spinning Faster and Faster

Read this on your blog. I really like these sorts of drabbles you do, they're full of so much imagery you can't properly imagine. I like that.
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:58 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Russian Doll of Human Resources (Simulations theme)
Replies: 7
Views: 1457

Re: The Russian Doll of Human Resources (Simulations theme)

I was waiting for God to show up and say "Actually, this whole planet was a simulation to test if you were capable of making simulations!"

Head hurts now.
by MonsieurMoustache
Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:08 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Storm of the Century (Somebody's Gotta Do It theme)
Replies: 10
Views: 1228

Re: The Storm of the Century (Somebody's Gotta Do It theme)

whoa, nice.

I'm fond of facial hair, as may surprise you, but even fonder of hair where it shouldn't be - namely, in gutters. Fantastic drab.
by MonsieurMoustache
Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:04 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: E.T Numbers
Replies: 3
Views: 463

Re: E.T Numbers

Starbucks inspired?

Nice drab. I might break it up with some paragraph breaks, it makes it more readable and enticing. Trick the brain into thinking it's shorter.

I liked it.
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:59 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Elephants in the Walls
Replies: 3
Views: 409

Re: Elephants in the Walls

In light of the NSA I was reminded to post it. This was actually the first drabble I ever wrote. Almost a year ago. Weird how fast time goes.
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:39 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Sisters (Most Irritating Thing Ever Theme)
Replies: 3
Views: 666

Re: Sisters (Most Irritating Thing Ever Theme)

I don't know why this made me think of this. Years since I've seen it...my computer had a square screen... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdS2kCUGvfo I like it with sisters. Oh my Odin, what a horrid fate...can you imagine when she's in her thirties and her eight-year-old sister is still...or in her...
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:34 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Elephants in the Walls
Replies: 3
Views: 409

Elephants in the Walls

Not everything living in old houses has a SIN; some have rats in the vents or bats in the attic. We’ve got elephants in the walls. They're quite quiet; it's easy to forget they’re there. We talk of things we oughtn’t. Until there's a sneeze beyond the damask wallpaper. We cease discussing Fido’s inf...
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:13 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Mermaid Sushi
Replies: 15
Views: 2730

Re: Mermaid Sushi

Hey Doc, I did a pic of this after reading this piece - I liked the imagery. Just a doodle. [url http://trickstermongoose.tumblr.com/image/61823395945
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:54 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7581
Views: 925703

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Jane don't need new friends. She's got me. So what if I'm invisible? It just means Jane's new friends won't see me coming.
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:15 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7581
Views: 925703

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Tales, child. You shouldn't believe in silly things like cities. Only Urg make things. Move over - my turn for bellyrub.
_____________

Before the Urgs tamed men, life was hard. Be content, child. Eat your kibbles and have a bellyrub. Things are better now.

**
Two versions of this.
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:11 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Day in the Afterlife (Apprentice Theme)
Replies: 10
Views: 1276

Re: A Day in the Afterlife (Apprentice Theme)

Well put, Mr. M. I really love this drabble, by the way. One of your best yet. ...And your animated avatar... disturbing if you've just left the browser page open and it starts blinking at ya... :shock: :D 8) That was the idea. I didn't want it to interfere with people reading my drabble, but I rat...
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:09 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Oakbrook Horror (Lovecraft month)
Replies: 15
Views: 2395

Re: The Oakbrook Horror (Apprentice Theme / Lovecraft Theme)

Free-range Big Mac. It's terrible what we do to those majestic creatures. At least McDonald's can breed them now. Old Mcdonald had a farm....eieieoo - and on this farm there were some burgers - eieioo. With a burg-burg there and a bang-bang here - here a burg, there a bang, everywhere a bang-burg.
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:32 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Making New Friends (Simulation Theme)
Replies: 6
Views: 1152

Re: Making New Friends (Simulation Theme)

Fantastic work, Vard. But if I'd the computer for Facebook, I'd just type phrases like "We are the bestest of besties" into word and right-click speech - loop. No need for all that carpel-tunnel syndrome.

Either that or join myspace. You'd be totally alone, but at least you'd have Tom.
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:25 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7581
Views: 925703

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's the best chocolate; you can taste the love!" she said. But I stared at the sticky, white glazing in dawning horror.
Processing...processing...hmmmm...conclusion found!


....


UUuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhrrrrrrucck.
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:24 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: My Robots (Somebody's Got to Do it Themed)
Replies: 5
Views: 1400

Re: My Robots (Somebody's Got to Do it Themed)

Mastroyshkabot!
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:22 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Meat Maker
Replies: 6
Views: 921

Re: Meat Maker

I'd roll out the Welcome Mat, but you've already dripped pluripotent cells all over the floor. Nice start, hope to see more.
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:19 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Day in the Afterlife (Apprentice Theme)
Replies: 10
Views: 1276

Re: A Day in the Afterlife (Apprentice Theme)

Well put, Mr. M. I really love this drabble, by the way. One of your best yet. ...And your animated avatar... disturbing if you've just left the browser page open and it starts blinking at ya... :shock: :D 8) That was the idea. I didn't want it to interfere with people reading my drabble, but I rat...