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by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:24 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Never Trust a Moustache (Moustache Mythos)
Replies: 2
Views: 505

Never Trust a Moustache (Moustache Mythos)

Monsieur awakened to the sound of distant wuffling. People fled down broken streets, pursued by enormous mouth-brows. To his left a man screamed as his meticulous five o’clock shadow erupted into a full beard, which devoured him from the chin down. “This isn’t how it was supposed to be,” gasped Mons...
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:19 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Dear John (Relocation Theme)
Replies: 8
Views: 1505

Re: Dear John (Relocation Theme)

Reminds me of a story I couldn't final draft. Makes me want to finish it.

Beautiful concept and idea. This is one of my very favourites from you, and fits the theme in a surprising way.
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:17 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Trophy Husband (Relocation Theme)
Replies: 4
Views: 642

Trophy Husband (Relocation Theme)

Jed met his wife during a moonlit walk on the beach. She swam alongside until she grew the legs to toddle behind him. In a month she'd mastered cutlery, small talk, and grass whistling. The next, she wrote a symphony which cured mental disorder. She quantified the existence of angels as an anniversa...
by MonsieurMoustache
Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:19 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909863

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Flintknapper wrote:Hot dogs! I love them a bunch!
Hot dogs! I eat them for lunch!
Hot dogs! Delicious and sweet!
Hot dogs! The puppies you eat!

Dammit it's catchy and now I'll think of puppies whenever I want a simple - sigh.
Hellooo, veggie dog.
by MonsieurMoustache
Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:13 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909863

Re: Out of Post-its

Bejami wrote:She woke thinking she'd forgotten something, and the body lying beside her had "Take your meds!" carved into its chest.
Oh, how the subconscious subtly tries.
by MonsieurMoustache
Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:11 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Live & Learn
Replies: 5
Views: 688

Re: Live & Learn

A great submission! I enjoyed re-reading it. Tad confused by the ending, but that might be part of the allure. I think the first image of just stomping and the bugs multiplying is powerful enough.

Super great drabble, definitely strong.
by MonsieurMoustache
Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:08 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Skinny B!tches
Replies: 5
Views: 848

Re: Skinny B!tches

Scary narrator. Very violent imagery, a horror story with cake in a way. I feel that the drabble could be improved, however, if it had more of a conclusion. It feels like a beginning, or an end of something. It's hard to read a plot into it other than a guy jealous of skinny girls who wants to give ...
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:16 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Super-Soaker (Moustache Resistance) - Moustache Mythos
Replies: 3
Views: 562

Re: Super-Soaker (Moustache Resistance) - Moustache Mythos

I feel bad for the soldiers on the ground. They haven't a moustache's chance in a Nair factory.
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:14 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Mo-Keepers [Moustache Mythos] (Lovecraft Theme)
Replies: 7
Views: 997

Re: The Mo-Keepers [Moustache Mythos] (Lovecraft Theme)

I don't have internet for a couple of days and look what I miss. Both horrible and hilarious. I can just picture the moustaches running in packs and everyone trying their best to pretend they look good in their new parasites. Love!
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:12 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Mermaid Sushi
Replies: 15
Views: 2716

Re: Mermaid Sushi

Great story, but the title kind of ruined it for me. Bit of a spoiler. Something more generic would have given it that nice clincher of an ending. Probably don't mention sushi in it.
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909863

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"But I can't be dead!" I said. Death wrote RESISTING CARDIAC ARREST by my name. "Do you want 25 to Eternity?" she snapped. Thus we now know why "infarction" and "infraction" are so similar. You shoulda titled this one: "Heart Breaker". I didn't know we could title twabbles. Henceforth it is known a...
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:22 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909863

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"But I can't be dead!" I said. Death wrote RESISTING CARDIAC ARREST by my name. "Do you want 25 to Eternity?" she snapped.
by MonsieurMoustache
Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:45 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Unrealistic Expectations (Ugly Duckling theme)
Replies: 10
Views: 4178

Re: Unrealistic Expectations (Relocation theme)

One of my fave drabbles. My brain added sound effects without prompting.

Screech! Bang! Face palm.

Lovely.
by MonsieurMoustache
Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:22 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909863

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Tim's muffled screams ended. They cheered. Class 3-A would survive another year. The Locker Ness Monster had been fed.
by MonsieurMoustache
Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:20 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Architects
Replies: 6
Views: 769

Re: The Architects

But aren't bacteria boneless? I quibble in jealousy.

Another great drabble from the Varda factory.
by MonsieurMoustache
Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:06 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Beaten but not defeated [Moustache Mythos]
Replies: 6
Views: 1118

Re: Beaten but not defeated [Moustache Mythos]

Originally, I intended the Mad Clipper to be a stock bad guy. When it got revealed that he destroyed her home world, he turned into a genocidal maniac. After Beatrice's recent uprising, things seem a little cloudy. DId the Moustaches drive him mad or did madness drive him to murder Moustaches? I do...
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:15 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909863

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

It started when my ring fell down the sink. Squelching up the aisle to my septic groom, I wonder what the middle bits were.
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:42 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Prototype
Replies: 11
Views: 1191

Re: Prototype

strawman wrote:Has the possibility occurred to anyone that M.Moustache's narrator might be a senile Dr. Who blathering in a nursing home?
That, or the author is....
by MonsieurMoustache
Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:12 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909863

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Sunday service schedule: Starch clothes. Stand, sit, sermon, sacrifice, scrub stains out of starchy clothes. Snack.

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