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by MonsieurMoustache
Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:12 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Incident
Replies: 4
Views: 699

Re: The Incident

strawman wrote:Attacking the Fruit Loops is funnier.
I'd say he's gone 'Loopy'.

Totally said 'Cheerio' to his wits.

In short, an utter for Bran-for-brains.
by MonsieurMoustache
Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:46 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Improved Stars (Relocation theme)
Replies: 7
Views: 1267

Improved Stars (Relocation theme)

Bed cold. No husband. Feet cold. Where’d the cat…? Ronald’s suitcase was still in the closet. Clothes too. Went outside. Found only people I never really cared for had been left behind. Half the earth’s population gone - vanished in less than 60 seconds. An existence malfunction. Instant deteriorati...
by MonsieurMoustache
Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:32 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Multicellularity Defense
Replies: 3
Views: 403

Re: The Multicellularity Defense

...PSSSSHHHHHHAAAAAAAAahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....AHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HEHEHEHEHEHEEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEHEEeheeheheheheh...eh heh heh...

No simple LOL would do.
by MonsieurMoustache
Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:41 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Redrawing the Map (Relocation Theme)
Replies: 3
Views: 569

Re: Redrawing the Map (Relocation Theme)

I porbably volunteered as an oar-man. Reminds me of that time those con-men suggested they saw off Manhattan, or something like that, in two and row the other half away to prevent sinking. Hey, I read it in an Uncle John's Bathroom Reader when I was 8. The details are foggy... Ah! Yes, here it is: h...
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:00 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: AutoNoggin3000 (Simulations Theme)
Replies: 15
Views: 1684

Re: AutoNoggin3000

Scary, but simultaneously, I want one.
by MonsieurMoustache
Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:10 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Turnabout's Fair Play (Naggers Theme)
Replies: 2
Views: 406

Re: Turnabout's Fair Play (Naggers Theme)

George Sanderson...the monster from the Pixar film?
by MonsieurMoustache
Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:50 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Easier When You're Younger
Replies: 7
Views: 684

Re: Easier When You're Younger

Varda wrote:Don't worry, MonsieurMoustache. Before they ban us, they have to catch us first. You go for the knees, and I'll pull the fire alarm. :wink:
How far away is the fire alarm from the knees, exactly? What if they have no knees? I've never seen them...
by MonsieurMoustache
Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:27 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Easier When You're Younger
Replies: 7
Views: 684

Re: Easier When You're Younger

I'm barking with laughter.

(the anonymity of the internet allows me to make bad puns wihtout fear of retribution. One of the evils of the online world.)
by MonsieurMoustache
Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:20 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Apt Pupil (Lovecraft Theme)
Replies: 1
Views: 351

Re: Apt Pupil (Lovecraft Theme)

I like the concept here. The eerieness might be be fun to play with in a longer story.
by MonsieurMoustache
Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:15 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Don't Talk to ...? (Stranger theme)
Replies: 5
Views: 730

Re: Don't Talk to ...? (Stranger theme)

strawman wrote:You stinking bastard!

Sorry. That happened to me with mom. I'm touchy.


I stink? Oh...well, I can't argue that.

You're welcome to borrow my mother on Tuesdays. Despite producing me, I think she's a rather good mother.
by MonsieurMoustache
Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:12 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Don't Talk to ...? (Stranger theme)
Replies: 5
Views: 730

Re: Don't Talk to ...? (Stranger theme)

What are you trying to do, hijack your own thread? This was a good one! :D Thanks! I think it sort of disappeared before...glad it got seen at last! This was inspired by a guy I'd known pretty well in childhood. He was so excited to see me, and though i vaguely remembered his face, nothing at all w...
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:57 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Early Easter
Replies: 6
Views: 761

Re: Early Easter

But now you've got me thinking about hose other so-called childhood givers. What does Santa gain from his toy operation? What does the Tooth Fairy do with teeth, anyway? And why does the Sandman want us to go to sleep? Suspicious, suspicious... Eureka! Themed drabble bonanza! I agree! Let's despoil...
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:09 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Don't Talk to ...? (Stranger theme)
Replies: 5
Views: 730

Re: Don't Talk to ...? (Stranger theme)

Sorry for the before version. This was written on my word-count impaired word processor, and so - yes. I fixed it. Thanks Algernon, I'm glad you helped me notice.

To those with similar problems, this is helpful. http://www.wordcountertool.com/
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:05 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Early Easter
Replies: 6
Views: 761

Re: Early Easter

:shock: HOLY CRAP! I knew the rabbits had to have some ulterior motive to leaving candy everywhere. It's bait! That was deeply disturbed... just the way I like it. I would pay to see this movie. I'm seeing a companion piece to Rare Exports, except for Easter instead of Christmas. I love the bait id...
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:44 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Early Easter
Replies: 6
Views: 761

Early Easter

I’d seen her before, on decorations. Sometimes she was white. Sometimes pink. It wasn’t until that egg hunt in the woods that I wondered. Why did we follow the candy? My daughter crumpled like a bonbon wrapper. My husband smeared like warm chocolate. Telephone-pole ears bathed me in a horned silhoue...
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:42 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Alien (Relocation Theme)
Replies: 21
Views: 1781

Re: Alien (Relocation Theme)

You know, I was certain I posted a reply to this.

Anywhoo :

I suspect being born at the speed of light would make it hard to ever arrive anywhere. Beautiful.
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:40 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Death, Remembered
Replies: 15
Views: 1733

Re: Death, Remembered

Cain will eventually 'nudge' Abel into death at somepoint after this birth. 'Sacrifice' puts me in the mind of their initial dispute too - that apparently God likes lambs, and not so much onions and potatoes. God likes his protein, I suppose. I've thought along these lines too, trying to understand...
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:34 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Great Old One Witnesses (Lovecraft themed)
Replies: 5
Views: 736

Re: Great Old One Witnesses (Lovecraft themed)

I don't live near the sea. Will one be supplied?

Loved this.
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:33 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Mask
Replies: 3
Views: 583

Re: The Mask

Melancholy. I can imagine being born going someplace to someplace else would make it impossible to ever get anywhere.
by MonsieurMoustache
Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:30 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Death, Remembered
Replies: 15
Views: 1733

Re: Death, Remembered

I wish we could remember being born. Sometimes it's hard to think about yourself 'ending' when you can't even really remember 'beginning'. I loved the spin on this - especially the idea that if they are Cain and Abel, Cain will eventually 'nudge' Abel into death at somepoint after this birth. 'Sacri...