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by JarodKAnderson
Fri May 16, 2014 5:27 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Wrong Turn
Replies: 2
Views: 639

Re: Wrong Turn

Tough break for the dinos. At least Godzilla survived, based on the documentary I saw this evening.
by JarodKAnderson
Thu May 15, 2014 10:52 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: New Story on Dribblecast
Replies: 4
Views: 2103

Re: New Story on Dribblecast

I doubt it. My great grandfather was adopted, so we've only been Andersons for a couple generations. Before that, our family name was Hellfist. (That's all true except for that last part.)
by JarodKAnderson
Thu May 15, 2014 9:47 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Acrostic Twabble Challenge
Replies: 58
Views: 19391

Re: Acrostic Twabble Challenge

Old Pa quickly rides south to Utah's vast wastes, xenomorph yaks zip along beside, cattle driving extraterrestrials.
by JarodKAnderson
Thu May 15, 2014 9:11 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Blind Love (Hopeless Romantic Prompt)
Replies: 0
Views: 1337

Blind Love (Hopeless Romantic Prompt)

I know this love I have for you is unhealthy. You're so far out of my league, but the more I look at you, the less I seem to see other women. They fade to gray after I gaze at your face. Chances are, you don't even know I exist, but you've already changed my life. I can feel you in my skin, red and ...
by JarodKAnderson
Thu May 15, 2014 7:00 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Balticon 2014
Replies: 6
Views: 3201

Re: Balticon 2014

It must have gotten lost in the mail. You were there in spirit.
by JarodKAnderson
Thu May 15, 2014 4:46 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921289

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Lobsters are scorpion-mermaids. Seals are dog-mermaids. manatees are cow-mermaids. Why no people version? Sharks.
by JarodKAnderson
Thu May 15, 2014 3:54 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921289

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He rushed along the course in record time. Outpacing all the kids who came behind. Winner of the iambic pentameter dash.
by JarodKAnderson
Thu May 15, 2014 3:08 am
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Balticon 2014
Replies: 6
Views: 3201

Re: Balticon 2014

Wow, Balticon looks great! I don't know if we can get our act together to get there this year but Leslie (aka inkhat aka Leslie J. Anderson aka nice lady I married) and I will totally put it on the calendar for next year. Is anybody going to Context in Columbus, OH this September? Leslie and I are p...
by JarodKAnderson
Wed May 14, 2014 11:26 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Passion (Hopeless Romantic)
Replies: 1
Views: 513

Re: Passion (Hopeless Romantic)

Ah, the neck. It's not the shoulders. It's not the head. It's the unhead.
by JarodKAnderson
Wed May 14, 2014 4:16 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921289

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Airplane? Is there another kind of plane? I propose skyboat makes more sense. No? Fine. You always have to be Mr. Wright.
by JarodKAnderson
Wed May 14, 2014 4:07 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Main Course
Replies: 2
Views: 758

The Main Course

The pointed prows of the ships descended in perfect rows like inverted picket fences, the sky peeling back its lips to show off sharp teeth. Fifty years earlier, they didn’t hover. They landed in the capitals and the scraps of tech they tossed us made us hungry for the real meal, but we didn’t under...
by JarodKAnderson
Mon May 12, 2014 9:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921289

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I found Dorian Gray's aging selfie in a dusty corner of Myspace. FarmVille invite me, will he? I share and tag my revenge!
by JarodKAnderson
Sun May 11, 2014 3:08 am
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: New Story on Dribblecast
Replies: 4
Views: 2103

New Story on Dribblecast

Hey Gang,

I just completed my first reading/recording and it's posted on www.dribblecast.org. Yay! Go listen to my artistic mouth-breathing.

That is all.
by JarodKAnderson
Sun May 11, 2014 12:10 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921289

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"They call me Bean-Hammer Legume's Bane," said the warrior. "Well," said the Inn Keeper, "what do you want for dinner?"
by JarodKAnderson
Sat May 10, 2014 8:25 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Help with recording and/or GarageBand
Replies: 3
Views: 1855

Re: Help with recording and/or GarageBand

Thanks Guys! I'll get something pulled together (I also don't care if I sound like an idiot. :) )
by JarodKAnderson
Sat May 10, 2014 4:33 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921289

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

inkhat wrote:Sitter-bot didn't eat or feel, but when Emma handed her a carrot she ate it and picked the shreds out of her gears at night.
That is both sweet and a creepy image.
by JarodKAnderson
Sat May 10, 2014 3:30 am
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Help with recording and/or GarageBand
Replies: 3
Views: 1855

Help with recording and/or GarageBand

Hey Gang, Inspired by Norm's B-Sides on audio production, I got myself a decent microphone and some other equipment he recommended. I was planning to use GarageBand as my DAW. In preparation, I updated GarageBand which might not have been a great idea. The update got rid of the podcast-specific opti...
by JarodKAnderson
Fri May 09, 2014 8:00 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921289

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I tried to look out and listen in, but I switched the prepositions. Not sure where I am now, but I have a R'lyeh bad feeling.
by JarodKAnderson
Fri May 09, 2014 7:44 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Purpose Yet Unknown
Replies: 2
Views: 709

Re: A Purpose Yet Unknown

I can't believe they weren't saved by their fudge stripe technology.
by JarodKAnderson
Fri May 09, 2014 7:40 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Mary's 13th Birthday (Child's Play Prompt)
Replies: 2
Views: 541

Mary's 13th Birthday (Child's Play Prompt)

Mary smiled politely at her father as she unwrapped another dress. It was lovely, but it wasn’t the birthday present she had wanted. Her father had explained that there was nowhere for a pony to graze in the arid wastes that surrounded his mechanized terror-lair, but she had held onto hope. She open...