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by JarodKAnderson
Fri May 09, 2014 3:13 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 926183

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"G-g-g-ghost!" yelled Steve, ashamed about his stutter. "St-St-St-Steve!" yelled the ghost. It was mean-spirited.
by JarodKAnderson
Thu May 08, 2014 7:16 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 926183

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

brainz wrote:Conspiracy. 8)

Let's try again:

It was his birthday...so we got him a present, made him a little cake and hat...and even loosened his chains a little bit.

Safety First:

Blue shackles if it's a boy. Pink if it's a girl. Yellow, if it's something else. Proper bondage and then proper bonding.
by JarodKAnderson
Wed May 07, 2014 9:51 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 926183

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Little Sissie cried when she lost her baby teeth. I promised to get her more, but human babies are seldom left unguarded.
by JarodKAnderson
Tue May 06, 2014 1:49 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 926183

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Fame has changed you, bro," said Desert Whatsit. Forest Doodad and Mountain Chotski nodded. Swamp Thing looked hurt.
by JarodKAnderson
Mon May 05, 2014 12:39 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Find the Good Life in the Country! (The Promised Land)
Replies: 2
Views: 734

Re: Find the Good Life in the Country! (The Promised Land)

The blinking potato image is sticking with me. Creepy. Maybe they're from Eye-daho.
by JarodKAnderson
Mon May 05, 2014 12:37 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Big Blue Wish Grantin' Genie
Replies: 3
Views: 564

Re: The Big Blue Wish Grantin' Genie

He might just be dehydrated.
by JarodKAnderson
Mon May 05, 2014 12:35 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 926183

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Ignore the pickle at your peril, gentleman," the general had said before being speared. At least now, we knew the dill.
by JarodKAnderson
Mon May 05, 2014 12:29 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Second Chance at First Impressions (Hopeless Romantic)
Replies: 0
Views: 1239

A Second Chance at First Impressions (Hopeless Romantic)

Years ago, he saw her swimming in Makha Bay in northern Washington State. Her bare shoulders. The graceful curve of her neck. He'd been too nervous then, but this time would be different. He'd rehearsed the scenario a thousand times, hoping for another chance. Surely she'd talk to him. They had so m...
by JarodKAnderson
Sat May 03, 2014 11:46 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Universe in Infancy (Child's Play Prompt)
Replies: 2
Views: 537

A Universe in Infancy (Child's Play Prompt)

The red ball bounced twice then fizzled out of existence with a sharp crackle and the smell of ozone. Ella didn't see the ball go. That was the point. If she had, it would still exist to be seen. The tower of blocks that had stolen her attention fell at the touch of her patent leather shoe and the l...
by JarodKAnderson
Sat May 03, 2014 8:48 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 926183

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

When Boxcar Barbie packed her bindle she thought she was riding the rails to her one true love, but Hoboken was a let down.
by JarodKAnderson
Thu May 01, 2014 10:20 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: DC 322 – The Carnival Was Eaten, All Except the Clown
Replies: 14
Views: 4353

Re: DC 322 – The Carnival Was Eaten, All Except the Clown

"Sugar magic is messy magic" would probably be a good pick-up line, especially when unexpectedly whispered.
by JarodKAnderson
Thu May 01, 2014 4:16 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Best Spot to Watch a World Burn (Glass Half Full Prompt)
Replies: 1
Views: 506

The Best Spot to Watch a World Burn (Glass Half Full Prompt)

The crystal prison that holds my consciousness doesn't hurt exactly. It's more like that itchy-nose feeling you get as soon as your hands are full and you can't scratch. Only, my whole body is the itch. They shot me into space, those noble guardians of the common man. They didn't have the stones to ...
by JarodKAnderson
Thu May 01, 2014 3:24 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 926183

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

This new species will bare my name," said Dr. John Opossum. "Why can't we name it after me?" asked Dr. Cornelius Shitrat.


(There. That one isn't technically a pun. Happy?)
by JarodKAnderson
Thu May 01, 2014 3:17 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 926183

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Milady, let down your hair," cried the noble prince. A large rabbit fell from the tower window. Ra-pun-zel snickered.
by JarodKAnderson
Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:09 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 926183

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I tried to lure the viking into drowning, but he was too buoyant. You can lead a Norse to water, but you can't make him sink.
by JarodKAnderson
Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:53 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 926183

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"I don't believe you have a surface-to-air walrus," said the President. "I respect your beliefs," I said, then I fired.
by JarodKAnderson
Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:20 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Green Ones
Replies: 0
Views: 1269

The Green Ones

The thing in the swamp only ate the green ones. I'd pour the big bag of Anthony-Thomas spiced jellybeans into the top of the rotten stump down by the black water every Friday night, just like the old man who sold me the place had shown me. In the morning, all the green ones were gone. It was easy to...
by JarodKAnderson
Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:50 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 926183

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I grimaced at my ringing phone. The caller ID said, "Imaginary Number." I switched majors, but calculus still found me.
by JarodKAnderson
Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:14 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 926183

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

When I began coughing up tiny pellets of fur and bone, my friends said, "that sounds awful." "No," I said, "It's owlful."
by JarodKAnderson
Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:11 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 926183

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Zub isn't the boss just because he sits on the great throne of skulls. When he took over we barely had an ottoman of skulls!