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by Kbilly
Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:17 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Add 2 egg yolks to 3 cups flour, and a dash of salt. Whisk until smooth, then fold in 1 lost soul.
by Kbilly
Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:49 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The ice cream just didn’t seem right; it was bland and sticky. Wait, who put lard in the freezer?!
by Kbilly
Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:40 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

This one is based on a quote from Stephen King...

Despite his grim reputation, Steve had the heart of a small child.
He kept it in a jar on his desk.
by Kbilly
Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The lights glared, the room spun, and a sickening heat engulfed him. Damn this is a huge microwave!
by Kbilly
Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:41 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Ricky ignored his dad’s order to stay away from the leaf pile, and merrily dove in. Fire be damned!
by Kbilly
Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The cuffs chaffed him, and the vodka slurred his protests so that all that could be understood was, ”It is my lawn mower!”
by Kbilly
Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:31 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Thanks so much for selecting my Twab for the weekly read! Although that’s probably the worst thing you could have done! (In my best Rabbi voice) "Don't encoyage im; now he tinks e's funny...e'll neva leave us alone now. Oy ve" So here you go… Mommy, I’m really missing Daddy a lot. I know Sweet-Pea, ...
by Kbilly
Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:57 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Exam (Aliens)
Replies: 7
Views: 1886

Re: The Exam

Its always better when it's aliens probing you... it feels more clinical. Uh, I mean... that's what I read on the internet.... I don't know about feeling more "clinical" from aliens. I mean, that time it happened to me it just felt nasty, of course I can't prove that they didn't have green cards! I...
by Kbilly
Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:22 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I went for a tad bit longer than a day or two. I feel you. I just showed up to change a light bulb in here. I didn't even know what a Drabblecast was. Then they knocked me out, and I woke up in the basement, where I was given a laptop and forced to write in 100-word or -character increments for six...
by Kbilly
Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:16 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: When You Wish Upon a Star
Replies: 4
Views: 548

Re: When You Wish Upon a Star

That was in very poor taste...and I love it!
by Kbilly
Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:12 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

It's the Utans vs the Masses in the DC Twabble Smackdown! Cutter's a true Freshman, while KBilly's a redshirt, no doubt the product of years of gene splicing and DNA manipulation from Drabblecast Labs. Y'all may be relative noobies, but strawman salutes you. On behalf of us Noobs (Cutter and myself...
by Kbilly
Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:04 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Exam (Aliens)
Replies: 7
Views: 1886

The Exam (Aliens)

Up until now, Aaron had been fortunate enough to avoid “that exam”. Military physicals, fortieth and fiftieth birthdays, discharge physical...even the great flaccid scare of 2009. Somehow it had just never happened to him. Maybe it was the high fiber diet? No complaints, obviously, and no jokes abo...
by Kbilly
Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Keven sat, nearing tears again with this latest love letter to Raquel.
He just could not find a “Q” to cut from the papers.
by Kbilly
Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

One Hundred Charecters on the FIRST TRY! Hells Yes!

"Anthony knew his time was almost up. How many more shovels full…seven, eight? There was a click…and then silence. Four."
by Kbilly
Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:17 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The embers ignited the birch, ice water rushed in and Nanook realized that you just can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
by Kbilly
Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:21 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Piercing screams from the delivery room. The surgeon rushed his incision. Truth in advertising…from Vagisil no less. You're gonna make me Google "Vagisil," aren't ya? :shock: Welcome to the forums, Kbilly! Thanks for the welcome! I won't make you google it, Vagisil is a feminine hygiene product, it...
by Kbilly
Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:55 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890932

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Piercing screams from the delivery room. The surgeon rushed his incision. Truth in advertising…from Vagisil no less.