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this one comes courtesy of my brother. who knows? maybe this is the beginning of the next great american author? for the purposes of this forum, we'll call him: creamtangerine

Dane's pulse raced. Adrenaline rushed. Sweat beaded down his brow. He mustered the nerve to answer her: "Curly fries."

I always have fun meeting a blind date for dinner. But, I do feel rather awkward reading the menu aloud while she decides. Speaking as a blind person, can I just say that it's funny because it's TRUE! Speaking for myself, even if I felt uncomfortable reading it aloud, I would embarrass myself to no...

I always have fun meeting a blind date for dinner. But, I do feel rather awkward reading the menu aloud while she decides.

my profile picture may be a decrepit bathroom and I may have written about a tentacle from under a woman's skirt, but I have standards . . . no, I have not watched drawn together . No? Agh, no. Standards.

Careful now! Don't jump to conclusions with this one. :wink: The couple were seated, and drinks were brought. “Sam, do you love me?” she asked sweetly. “You know I do.” he answered. “No matter what?” “Right, you're not actually a dude or somethin' are ya?” From under the hem of her summer skirt, bet...

After so many years Comedy Central got him to do another Roast of Chevy Chase. This time went well. He fed the whole crowd.

I like this one, it's a great ending

I was going to get married to this beautiful girl. She's lovely and sad, and gone now. I loved her as much as I could for the time we were together. She was the first girl I ever loved. She made me so happy. She said she was happy. I tried my best to care for her. I wanted her. I wanted her to feel ...

The cat with blue fur was adored by all who saw him. Driven mad with envy, the cat with ultraviolet fur laid in wait for him.


author's note:
what if there were cats all around us who were just outside of our color spectrum? what else can't we see??!!

Bitey the Snake is the most kickin' character name I have ever heard
juss sayin'

(-_-) unseentangerine does not make typos. It is a glitch in the matrix

“Did ya miss me?” she beamed. “How can I miss you if you won't go away, Sweetie?” he said without looking up. His question sounding more like a statement. “I was gone all weekend. You're supposed to crave me like you haven't eaten all weekend!” she pouted. Their embers, which were once once flames, ...

Hmm, I know it's a stretch, but the thought is that if you take your Seroquil (generic quetiapine, an antipsychotic) you wont be inclined to buy a bunch of crap you don't need when all you would otherwise do is, as in this case, replace your goldfish. That's why Sarah is such a buzzkill. Also, I jus...

It's a pun! get it?! - “Hey Maddie, where you guys off to in such a hurry?” “Lauren! Tragedy strcuk!” “What happened?!” “Lulu! Lulu's dead!” Lauren's face fell from excitement to incredulity. “She was pretty old, Maddie.” Maddie threw her hands in the air and clawed her face. “Lulu was my only poofy...

Haven't been dazzled by the unseentangerine in a while? The short version is: met, engaged, broken up with. I want to take this opportunity to brag that Blue Oyster Cult is playing in my town at the end of August and it's free at the county fair. So there! Enjoy. “Untold ages ago, cities were on fla...

unreliable narrator wrote:My mum told me having one testicle does not make someone a freak but I still say it's creepy and she should have it removed.

thank you

"Mr. Milan, you're out of the dog show," said the official.
"Why?" he objected.
"You used performance enhancing pugs."

Echo dropped another limp rabbit onto the pile. He stood beside the other boys, infatuated by the tall flames of the campfire. They stared deeply into the flickering for awhile; their silvery fur hoods, with ears, glowed. Whiskey broke the silence: “Wolves,” the boys looked up to the stars and howle...

A young blonde stepped off the street and into my office, a real doll, shaking the rain from her umbrella. Said she wanted me to find her doctor, in a funny accent too. Said I should start in the park, near all them old statues—refused to give me his name. Bonkers, right? But what's it matter to me ...

"Don't worry ma'am. I checked the whole house," lied the fake officer. Pam nodded, but felt sure real police wore shoes. JKA, we must vibrate on the same wavelength because everything you write thrills me as being good and they make me laugh. that's a twabble btw and I'm just saying, not many peopl...