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by unseentangerine
Mon May 26, 2014 7:27 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Little Dagonite
Replies: 5
Views: 2128

Re: The Little Dagonite

I clicked on this story because I thought it was about a pokemon. I was surprised, but not disappointed.
by unseentangerine
Mon May 26, 2014 7:22 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Diagnosis
Replies: 1
Views: 817

Re: Diagnosis

I would have just left it a surprise
by unseentangerine
Mon May 26, 2014 7:15 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Old Growth
Replies: 0
Views: 1662

Old Growth

“The tree came outta nowhere!” The officer wouldn't have believed him except—the back seat of his patrol car was in the front seat, hugging a tree, in the middle of the highway. The trees were taking back the forests. Every road, every KOA RV park, every dell where high school kids go to toss beer c...
by unseentangerine
Thu May 22, 2014 11:11 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: My Dad Tricked Us Into Smelling 100 Year Old Beaver Castor
Replies: 0
Views: 1683

My Dad Tricked Us Into Smelling 100 Year Old Beaver Castor

As a child playing in my uncle's house I often marveled at the various family relics that he had ended up with: my great grandfather's self portrait, a scent gland from a beaver. But on his mantel was a box he said was very special. He said I couldn't touch it, but someday it would be mine. After he...
by unseentangerine
Wed May 21, 2014 10:23 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: You Can't Get There From Here
Replies: 0
Views: 1665

You Can't Get There From Here

“Master, I have climbed this mountain to be a student of yours. Please, teach me the ancient ways,” the young man said with his face to the ground. “Hmm, yes, you have climbed this mountain—this is true. Ah! But I can see you have much to learn,” the teacher remarked, stroking his long, white ear ha...
by unseentangerine
Wed May 21, 2014 10:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7803
Views: 1346583

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Father McCartney was torn and died before deciding whether to take up the violin or the viola. He ended up in viol-limbo.
by unseentangerine
Tue May 20, 2014 1:43 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7803
Views: 1346583

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Bring me: a grimoire, wolf snot and a yeasty lump, and I will make your podcast another episode!" cackled the conjurer.
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"Please? He's a good cat," Nell begged. "We can't move with him—you love cats!"
"Honestly, my freezer's full already."


true story
by unseentangerine
Tue May 20, 2014 12:52 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Black Bird
Replies: 0
Views: 1738

Black Bird

There was the asteroid belt, and then there was Herb. “Hey guys,” he said, “remember a while back (5.1 billions years) when I said something about not orbiting the sun? Well, I've been . . .” “Shut up Herb! Just be an asteroid like everybody else.” they jeered. “. . . thinking,” he continued. Herb w...
by unseentangerine
Tue May 20, 2014 12:49 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: While You Were Out:
Replies: 0
Views: 1638

While You Were Out:

“Tamarack, you're my most trusted servant. I'm going abroad to do business. You're in charge of my house and everything in it while I'm away.” said the rich Egyptian. He gathered many valuable goods and many of his slaves and traveled to foreign lands. On return, after much time, he passed a multitu...
by unseentangerine
Tue May 20, 2014 12:47 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Fat Old Sun (Not by David Gilmore)
Replies: 0
Views: 1617

Fat Old Sun (Not by David Gilmore)

I just like listening to George Costanza's parents. I think I will probably write more like this. “That dinner party should've been called a thinner party—their food's awful.” emphasized Nev. “I just wanna get home.” Henry grumbled. “Henry, slow down, you always drive too fast, Henry!” she nagged. “...
by unseentangerine
Sun May 18, 2014 12:13 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Divine Verbs (One of a Kind Theme)
Replies: 4
Views: 2175

Re: Divine Verbs (One of a Kind Theme)

I'm into metaphors when they're eloquent like that
by unseentangerine
Sun May 18, 2014 12:04 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7803
Views: 1346583

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Ep. 324
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My favorite part of this story, the 71 seconds of silence at the end!
But seriously, that outro was great. Made me giggle.
by unseentangerine
Sat May 17, 2014 11:58 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Coming Attractions
Replies: 0
Views: 1495

Coming Attractions

Deep, gravely voice: In a world where his way of life is being taken over by a new generation, one man will accept any assignment he can. You know him from action blockbusters such as: Super Mega-Beast Death Match VIII, The Tomahawk Of Justice, and The Itchy Trigger Tentacle. Coming soon, Sherm Norm...
by unseentangerine
Sat May 17, 2014 4:58 am
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: All Drabbles and Twabbles?
Replies: 7
Views: 4037

Re: All Drabbles and Twabbles?

Lonely? Desperate? I'll be there. That's good to know because I was getting into the idea. So if it's just been hibernating, Imma go poke it with stick.
by unseentangerine
Sat May 17, 2014 2:17 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Expectations
Replies: 0
Views: 1468

Expectations

“I, uh, heard there was someone here who, uh, you know . . .” Stephen mumbled. “See that old man sucking on pennies in the corner, that's him.” said the barkeep. Stephen sat across from him. Neither of the old man's eyes were looking toward him. “Yes? Do you have knots for me to untie? I'm a seer of...
by unseentangerine
Thu May 15, 2014 8:05 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Acrostic Twabble Challenge
Replies: 58
Views: 25453

Re: Acrostic Twabble Challenge

After another late shift
Cecelia
Rode the late bus home
Only this night
She wasn’t alone
The driver
In back
Came along too
by unseentangerine
Thu May 15, 2014 7:53 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: All Drabbles and Twabbles?
Replies: 7
Views: 4037

Re: All Drabbles and Twabbles?

Hey I forgot about the trifectas. Maybe I should listen to the show more often? But I have a question too. I had something I thought would be perfect for the dribblecast but it seemed like there had been no activity there for a while. I think I'm misunderstanding some part of it. PS Some people are ...
by unseentangerine
Thu May 15, 2014 12:58 am
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: All Drabbles and Twabbles?
Replies: 7
Views: 4037

All Drabbles and Twabbles?

I got an idea—could there be an episode, perhaps annually, that features only drabbles and twabbles not used in other episodes? I have only been lurking in the forums for a few weeks yet (as far as you now, I'm very good at lurking), but there are many very good stories that for obvious reasons were...
by unseentangerine
Thu May 15, 2014 12:40 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: War is Hell, Hell is Other Teddies
Replies: 0
Views: 1507

War is Hell, Hell is Other Teddies

On the battlefield a Pew! Pew! laser canon emitted a ribbon of softly translucent light, that gently cycled through all the colors of the rainbow. Elsewhere, another teddy bear peered through the scope of his Pop! Pop! rifle. The scope was actually a bubble wand and, with back drafts, several bubble...
by unseentangerine
Thu May 15, 2014 12:37 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Lack of Persistence is Surely a Sin
Replies: 2
Views: 914

Lack of Persistence is Surely a Sin

I contended four hours to no avail I could not wrest away the plush blue whale I sacrificed more than most ever gain But I swore in my anger I would not suffer shame Blistered thumbs, a migraine, an aching back Hundreds of quarters I will never get back Yet I bested the claw machine at the ice hocke...