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by unseentangerine
Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:02 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Alternative Medicine
Replies: 1
Views: 1310

Alternative Medicine

Elmer awoke disoriented under the blinding lights of the emergency room bay. Many people buzzed around him. “Mr. Beryl, do you know where you are right now?” said a voice, as his eyes slowly adjusted. “Wha hawppen?” he slurred. “Do you remember the parrot? You're in the hospital.” “Am . . . I alrigh...
by unseentangerine
Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:50 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Trickle Trickle Little Scar
Replies: 2
Views: 1634

Re: Trickle Trickle Little Scar

I like "pulpy eye flesh"
by unseentangerine
Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:24 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Robert
Replies: 5
Views: 1606

Re: Robert

You had wanted to marry Robert, but when his son Richard got pregnant, you had to marry him. Now Bob's your uncle. You live in a small, isolated agricultural community, don't you? that reply made me laugh. also, before I even read the stort all I could think of was Doctor Robert. he's the one to call
by unseentangerine
Fri Feb 27, 2015 10:31 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Who Really Built Stonehenge?
Replies: 1
Views: 1066

Who Really Built Stonehenge?

“Our ancient race has traveled from the stars for thousands of your lifetimes to share with you our knowledge of the universe. Our people have success in every endeavor; we do not hunger or fight. Tell us, what one thing can we help your people accomplish?” “One thing? Well, actually, we've been try...
by unseentangerine
Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:55 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7727
Views: 1247531

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The city feller said he didn't know a poisonous snake from a hole in the ground, then he never came back from the outhouse.
by unseentangerine
Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:08 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Diamond Cleaning
Replies: 1
Views: 1310

Diamond Cleaning

Crime scene cleanup in one of the hardest professions in the world. Most guys last four to six months. I've been at it nearly eight years now. There's no community college course for scraping dried brains off the walls. I'm self taught. I'm the best. Believe it or not, the worst cases are the ones t...
by unseentangerine
Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:14 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Pirates
Replies: 2
Views: 1991

Re: Pirates

the ending was bad but the first sentence was awesome sauce: +1
by unseentangerine
Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:28 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Signal
Replies: 5
Views: 2721

Re: The Signal

Three by air. I don't mind that they're unexpected - important part of humour. Alternative histories are always enjoyable. Now let's picture a Britain that includes Dinosaurs and mammoths amongst its war machines, perhaps a Germany with dragons and Canada with armies of Sasquatch. Monsieur, are you...
by unseentangerine
Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:15 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Tourmaline and Sapphire's Quiet Desperation
Replies: 0
Views: 1880

Tourmaline and Sapphire's Quiet Desperation

“I didn't know Dr. Scholl's made tv dinners.” “Don't be such a snob; it's all we've got right now, ok?” “I was just talking—” It was getting hard for the both of them. Being poor isn't easy, but it was also new to them. And it was all so new. Tourmaline and Sapphire had had ups and downs like anybod...
by unseentangerine
Sun Jan 04, 2015 2:07 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Bad Day
Replies: 1
Views: 1254

Re: Bad Day

oh dear
by unseentangerine
Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:38 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Amethyst
Replies: 5
Views: 2195

Re: Amethyst

SpareInch wrote:
unseentangerine wrote:* "she" is Amethyst, just so there's no confusion :wink:
Any relation?
Whoa, what? :shock: I had no idea about some boat. The only relation is that I plan on naming my next few character after gem stones (guess I spoiled the surprise).
by unseentangerine
Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:50 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Amethyst
Replies: 5
Views: 2195

Re: Amethyst

pondspider wrote::? This one conjures up images that I prefer not to dwell upon.
aww, pondspider! that's so sweet, thank you! :o
by unseentangerine
Sat Dec 06, 2014 12:42 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Amethyst
Replies: 5
Views: 2195

Amethyst

Her lies give her away—beautiful lies. I know how happy she is truly, what a wonderful gift I gave her. Ah, but she is young, and her pleas and tears will someday be sorted out to reveal her love for me. As for me, a torrent of ardent lust washed away any restraint. I admire her prettiness, I see he...
by unseentangerine
Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:12 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Citrine
Replies: 6
Views: 3991

Re: Citrine

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SpareInch wrote:
unseentangerine wrote:*inspired by true events*
Well?

We are waiting.........
everything but the girl and the ferret and whatnot
by unseentangerine
Sun Nov 30, 2014 11:24 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Citrine
Replies: 6
Views: 3991

Re: Citrine

This one has me puzzled (not an uncommon event). First, there's the name "Citrine" . Before reading the Drabble I looked it up. Apparently , "The gemstone Citrine is the official birthstone for the month of November as adopted by the American National Association of Jewelers in 1912. It is also the...
by unseentangerine
Sun Nov 30, 2014 12:55 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Citrine
Replies: 6
Views: 3991

Citrine

Citrine chatted among event-goers with cool, calculated precision. No one saw the conspicuous lump near the inseam of her left thigh wriggle its way down her pant leg and poke out a curious, furry nose. The agent of clandestine acts, well trained by harsh and intense means, bounded away in the playf...
by unseentangerine
Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:50 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 343 - Captain Confederation
Replies: 10
Views: 5119

Re: Drabblecast 343 - Captain Confederation

I'm very sad because I had been looking forward to this story forever, because of the drabble prompt and cat with blue fur story soon to follow and whatnot. Well, I got the "twist" in the story the moment the character asked, "Why do you think someone hacked my computer," half way through. :a little...
by unseentangerine
Sat Nov 15, 2014 6:14 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Crouching in the Hallway
Replies: 8
Views: 2439

Re: Crouching in the Hallway

wow, you're old
by unseentangerine
Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:21 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: MMORPG
Replies: 0
Views: 2170

MMORPG

For hours I grind. Slicing one after another after another. With one arc of my scythe another mob disappears, and a few more pieces of gold jingle in my coffer. My Webcutter is nice, but a Webcutter +1 is 0.1 seconds faster, and 100,000 pieces of gold more expensive. I would make my own, but what I ...
by unseentangerine
Tue Nov 11, 2014 9:12 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: DIY Spaceship Repair (Asshole Samaritan Theme)
Replies: 19
Views: 7713

Re: DIY Spaceship Repair (Asshole Samaritan Theme)

I finally know how to pronounce the words in this drabble :O