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by jeetkuneluke
Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:08 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Not Quite a Concealer
Replies: 1
Views: 519

Re: Not Quite a Concealer

Cool.
by jeetkuneluke
Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:35 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868563

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

When I captured the leprechaun, he said he’d grant me one wish. And all that Guinness had boosted my hunger.

He was tasty.


Happy Saint Paddy's, everyone! 8)
by jeetkuneluke
Mon Mar 17, 2014 6:18 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The World He'd Built
Replies: 3
Views: 775

Re: The World He'd Built

My favorite type of story: Beautiful and sad, with a promise of coming destruction. Dig it.
by jeetkuneluke
Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:48 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868563

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Winterstein182 wrote:My wife complains if I post too much on Internet forums. I'm so thin-skinned. She gets tired of wiping blood off the keys.
I dig that. The eternal struggle.
by jeetkuneluke
Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:27 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Potholes (Cursed! theme)
Replies: 4
Views: 587

Re: Potholes (Cursed! theme)

Thanks all!

This is almost a true story.

I live in Chicago, and I swear the potholes are stalking me.
by jeetkuneluke
Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868563

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

eyeJabber wrote:"May I pat your Chihuahua?" I asked her, reaching out.
"Whoa!"
I jerked back to avoid being bit, "That's one hairy baby."
HA!
But seriously, haven't we all given birth to a mutant a time or two?
by jeetkuneluke
Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:09 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Potholes (Cursed! theme)
Replies: 4
Views: 587

Potholes (Cursed! theme)

John set his coffee cup down and looked out the window. The streets were quiet. Except for the potholes. They were waiting for John when he got in his car. He hit three on his way to work; the last blew his front tire. His boss didn’t buy the excuse. “The roads are fine,” he snapped. John grumbled h...
by jeetkuneluke
Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:46 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Chisel
Replies: 3
Views: 941

Re: Chisel

Great post-apocalyptic touch. I like.
by jeetkuneluke
Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:43 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Rumors
Replies: 4
Views: 592

Re: Rumors

I mistrust this tale. They say it's out to get me.
by jeetkuneluke
Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:39 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868563

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

“You aren’t my first,” she said. “You won’t be my last.”
I didn’t want to hear that. No man does.
Even when being murdered.
by jeetkuneluke
Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:21 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868563

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The virus hit my computer, skipped along the cable, to the mouse, to my hand… and I have this sudden hankerin’ for brains.
by jeetkuneluke
Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:51 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868563

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

“Did you hear? Janet’s pregnant.”
“Oh really? With whose baby?”
“That serial killer guy’s.”
“Oh, Bob’s! That’s nice.”
by jeetkuneluke
Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:08 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868563

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The clouds looked like mad mutated marshmallows. The first raindrop fell, scorching the ground. The attack had begun.
by jeetkuneluke
Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:40 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Password For Heaven Never Changes
Replies: 6
Views: 1168

Re: The Password For Heaven Never Changes

Love it.

When I die and go to Hell, I'm going to blame it on computer error.
by jeetkuneluke
Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:22 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868563

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.
The thing in the clock waited.
Waited for midnight.
For the darkness.
To come out and play.
Tick.
by jeetkuneluke
Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:40 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Ask and You Shall Receive
Replies: 4
Views: 726

Re: Ask and You Shall Receive

Wonderfully creepy. Best take on the Creator-mythology I've read in quite some time.
by jeetkuneluke
Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:31 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868563

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Bejami wrote:The Universal Postal Union's leaders were quite surprised when checks for dues started coming in from the Crab Nebula.
Sounds like the beginning of a Douglas Adams tale. Love it.
by jeetkuneluke
Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:35 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Contradictions
Replies: 8
Views: 1494

Re: Contradictions

Fun!
What a great challenge to undertake. You pulled it off swimmingly, with barely any unnecessary awkwardness. Well done!
by jeetkuneluke
Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:52 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: David (Aliens theme)
Replies: 2
Views: 445

Re: David (Aliens theme)

Thanks! Glad to hear it.
by jeetkuneluke
Wed Feb 19, 2014 5:17 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: David (Aliens theme)
Replies: 2
Views: 445

David (Aliens theme)

David came to Earth and found himself a god. The humans looked like him, but smaller, softer, weaker. Ripe for subjugation. He strode among them, naked and arrogant, demanding obeisance of all he met. Even the artist. “Your work is admired,” David told the man. “You shall serve me.” The artist nodde...