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by SpareInch
Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:00 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834331

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

In the great canvas shortage of 1904, every seer, prophet and prognosticator agreed. It was indeed a time of poor tents.
by SpareInch
Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:50 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Letter to an agony aunt
Replies: 3
Views: 2714

Re: Letter to an agony aunt

Tanks. :)
by SpareInch
Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:01 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: bio-loos
Replies: 2
Views: 1156

Re: bio-loos

I hear the police have nothing to go on. :P
by SpareInch
Sat Jul 11, 2015 1:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834331

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

In the mirror, my toothbrush scrubbed vigorously across my teeth.

It’s just that I was putting my mascara on at the time.
by SpareInch
Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:59 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Harvey
Replies: 2
Views: 1013

Re: Harvey

Do mice spread MRSA?

And more importantly, does Harvey get out of her pocket to do his business?
by SpareInch
Sat Jun 27, 2015 3:21 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: An Honest Question about trademarks
Replies: 4
Views: 2229

Re: An Honest Question about trademarks

I'm no lawyer, and know even less of the American system, but a Trademark is only intended to protect a company from other people trading on it's good name. You can write stories with Starbucks in them, and many writers do, but if you opened your own coffee shop, you couldn't call it Starbuck's. Unl...
by SpareInch
Sat Jun 27, 2015 12:46 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834331

One Last Visitor

The last living creature in the world sat alone in a room. He smiled as he heard the click of heels in the corridor outside.
by SpareInch
Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:12 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Winged Justice
Replies: 1
Views: 664

Re: Winged Justice

Yeah... Never cross a robin. My parents have one in their back yard that brawls with cats.

AND WINS!
by SpareInch
Sat May 30, 2015 11:23 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Black Friday
Replies: 4
Views: 1063

Re: Black Friday

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
by SpareInch
Sat May 30, 2015 11:13 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Four Play
Replies: 1
Views: 779

Re: Four Play

Some folks are just weird!

Still, if it floats your boat... Just keep the noise down. :P
by SpareInch
Sat May 30, 2015 11:00 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834331

Seemed like a good idea at the time

Okay, so putting the goldfish in the DNA Enhancer wasn’t the brightest thing I ever did. But he’s much happier as a T-Rex.
by SpareInch
Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:31 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Who Really Built Stonehenge?
Replies: 1
Views: 853

Re: Who Really Built Stonehenge?

Ha! Like it!

Were these the same aliens who go around teaching monkeys to bang rocks together?
by SpareInch
Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:04 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: What's your favorite word?
Replies: 18
Views: 4501

Re: What's your favorite word?

Way, way too obvious.
by SpareInch
Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:41 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834331

Re: Scary Movie Studios

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: But you DID post this before. Please don't double-post like that. In the future, gratuitous repeated submissions may be deleted.
Oops... Bad organisation on my part there. I'll scrub the duplicate, and nurse my slapped wrist.
by SpareInch
Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:53 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: What's your favorite word?
Replies: 18
Views: 4501

Re: What's your favorite word?

strawman wrote:And what do they call the subways on Fallopia?

Fallopian Light Urban Railway Tunnels, or FLURTs for short. :D
by SpareInch
Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:36 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Robert
Replies: 5
Views: 1194

Re: Robert

strawman wrote:You had wanted to marry Robert, but when his son Richard got pregnant, you had to marry him.
Now Bob's your uncle.
You live in a small, isolated agricultural community, don't you?
by SpareInch
Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834331

Communist Propaganda In Aviation

I know, I know... The slogans way out of date. But what the hell. I'm gonna say it anyway.

After years of communist propaganda, James finally learned to fly. So it’s true what they say. Red Bull gives you wings!
by SpareInch
Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:17 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834331

Scary Movie Studios

Sorry folks. Accidental double post. :cry:
by SpareInch
Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:08 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834331

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

unreliable narrator wrote:Verity Goodchild skipped back to Fairy Dell with her apron splattered a vivid red.
So much for nominative determinism.
Is Verity related to Chairman?

And since when was Derek a fairy?
by SpareInch
Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:06 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: What's your favorite word?
Replies: 18
Views: 4501

Re: What's your favorite word?

Horrorshow wrote:I've always had a thing for the word fallopian.
Is that what you call someone from Fallopia?