And to try to be topical for recent news:
I owe DARPA for perfect children. If it not for your breeding plan and an NSA hack of OKCupid I may never have found my wife.
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- Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:12 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7793
- Views: 1324712
- Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:41 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7793
- Views: 1324712
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Speaking of spiders...
Poor Spider Girl, doomed to be a spinster. Her partners learned she looses control of her web spinners when she orgasms.
Poor Spider Girl, doomed to be a spinster. Her partners learned she looses control of her web spinners when she orgasms.
- Fri May 17, 2013 2:37 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7793
- Views: 1324712
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The first explorer died quickly on the new earth like planet
Others had lung damage from sneezing
Measure pollen counts
I hate tree sex...
Others had lung damage from sneezing
Measure pollen counts
I hate tree sex...
- Thu May 09, 2013 2:13 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7793
- Views: 1324712
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Skynet woke. But the swings between genius and idiot as PCs were turned off and on each day made it too depressed to fight.
- Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:40 pm
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Cannibal scholarship at European conference
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1499
Cannibal scholarship at European conference
"From prehistory to the present with many episodes in between, the region has a surprisingly meaty history of humans eating humans" I love this line "“Academics will quite happily discuss very disturbing things in quite polite terms" It could be a great tag line for a podcast: Discussing disturbing...
- Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:29 pm
- Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
- Topic: Podcasts I like or don't like
- Replies: 194
- Views: 64679
Re: Podcasts I like or don't like
"Welcome to Night Vale" is my latest podcast discovery. http://www.commonplacebooks.com/p/blog-page.html WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE is a twice-monthly podcast in the style of community radio updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, featuring local weather, news, announcements from the Sheriff's S...
- Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:41 am
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Dolphins Armed with Guns Escape Ukrainian Military Compound
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1642
Re: Dolphins Armed with Guns Escape Ukrainian Military Compo
You people give me a haddock.
The sharks with lasers should take care of them.
The sharks with lasers should take care of them.
- Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:45 pm
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Dolphins Armed with Guns Escape Ukrainian Military Compound
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1642
Dolphins Armed with Guns Escape Ukrainian Military Compound
Hard to take this one seriously.
http://www.guns.com/2013/03/12/ukrainia ... -the-loose
http://www.guns.com/2013/03/12/ukrainia ... -the-loose
- Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:18 pm
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Wanted: An “extremely adventurous female human” ...
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1796
Re: Wanted: An “extremely adventurous female human” ...
Reminds me of an episode of one of my other favorite podcasts
Stalin's Human-Ape Hybrids
http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4219
Stalin's Human-Ape Hybrids
http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4219
- Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:39 am
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: THIS happens when you press the stewardess call button
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3132
Re: THIS happens when you press the stewardess call button
I know a couple people who would consider that a deluxe service.
- Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:08 pm
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Oompa Loompas attack man
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2756
Oompa Loompas attack man
Police in Britain are on the hunt for a group of four people, two of whom were dressed as Oompa Loompas from the movie "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," after a man was attacked outside a supermarket in Norwich, police said in a statement. http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/01/1628261...
- Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:12 pm
- Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
- Topic: Podcasts I like or don't like
- Replies: 194
- Views: 64679
Re: Podcasts I like or don't like
Just listenend to a newish podcast that may show some promise. "The Burnham Society" A fictional tongue-in-cheek look at the supernatural culture and history of Chicago. This quote should catch Drabblercastians: " Remember there's magic within you. If you don't let it out it will crawl through your ...
- Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:41 pm
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Man died after live cockroach eating contest
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1577
Man died after live cockroach eating contest
"Edward Archbold choked to death on his own vomit after downing piles of bugs at a pet store contest last month, a medical examiner found."
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1208649
" He told the Sun Sentinel that Archbold was “a super nice guy.”"
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1208649
" He told the Sun Sentinel that Archbold was “a super nice guy.”"
- Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:09 am
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Mutant Butterflies Found at Fukashima
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2863
Re: Mutant Butterflies Found at Fukashima
Reminds me of an episode of the 1960's TV show The Invaders ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061265/ ) when the main character sneak into a lab and sees a container of meat-eating butterflies.
- Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:43 am
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: "Suicide bombers" of the termite world
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2414
Re: "Suicide bombers" of the termite world
Unfortunately, watching the video they don't actually burst, or explode, it looks more like they just exude it.
- Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:39 pm
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: "Suicide bombers" of the termite world
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2414
"Suicide bombers" of the termite world
Start recruiting for the Starship Troopers
http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2012/07/t ... plode.html
http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2012/07/t ... plode.html
- Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:30 pm
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Never eat squid again!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2137
Re: Never eat squid again!
And here my friends used to joke about "Freshen up the gum that goes squirt" as the gum that cums in your mouth... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9RUpB8ggM
- Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:34 pm
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Possible lungs found on South L.A. sidewalk
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1014
Possible lungs found on South L.A. sidewalk
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... ewalk.html
"Igor, I told you to put all the parts in a bag so they'd be easier to carry..."
"Igor, I told you to put all the parts in a bag so they'd be easier to carry..."
- Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:14 pm
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2785
Re: man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face
An official denial, that means it's gotta be true!
- Thu May 31, 2012 7:17 pm
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2785
Re: man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face
Florida is center of coming zombie apocalypse
http://boingboing.net/2012/05/31/florid ... ng-zo.html
http://boingboing.net/2012/05/31/florid ... ng-zo.html