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by groomporter
Sun May 27, 2012 6:17 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face
Replies: 8
Views: 2584

man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face

"Police shot the man thinking it would end the attack, but the aggressor continued to devour the victim prompting authorities to fire at least half a dozen shots until he died." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150585/Naked-man-shot-dead-police-chewed-mans-face-leaving-victim-fighting-life....
by groomporter
Thu May 24, 2012 3:41 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7711
Views: 1195053

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I have an unknown pinkish sprout growing in my garden so...

The Rabbi realized some things should not be composted when phallus shaped stalks appeared zombie-like in the garden.
by groomporter
Wed May 23, 2012 4:13 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7711
Views: 1195053

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Meg's new E-chastity belt was fun until the matching RFID key on Tom's Prince Albert shorted out. The Honeymoon was off.
by groomporter
Thu May 10, 2012 5:44 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Corpses as Medicine
Replies: 5
Views: 1447

Re: Corpses as Medicine

I'm thinking of a new doctor character for the local Renaissance faire... over-sized mortar and pestle, a few bones, a few bottles with various red-colored tinctures...
by groomporter
Thu May 10, 2012 3:45 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Corpses as Medicine
Replies: 5
Views: 1447

Corpses as Medicine

"The Gruesome History of Eating Corpses as Medicine"

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-a ... =fullstory
by groomporter
Thu May 10, 2012 1:23 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Real life Cryptozology mission to the Congo
Replies: 6
Views: 2145

Re: Real life Cryptozology mission to the Congo

strawman wrote: Connor Choadsworth ought to apply to guide this expedition.
Could also have Choadsworth's next expedition funded by Creationists since there are some who support cryptozoology thinking that finding a living dinosaur would disprove evolution.
by groomporter
Wed May 09, 2012 1:45 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Ancient plaque buildup a boon to archaeology
Replies: 0
Views: 1048

Ancient plaque buildup a boon to archaeology

So by brushing our teeth we're denying information to future archaeologists...

http://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/16586
by groomporter
Tue May 08, 2012 2:24 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Dino Farts
Replies: 4
Views: 1249

Re: Dino Farts

PZ Myers straightened this one out.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2012 ... _dying.php
by groomporter
Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:59 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Order of the Good Death
Replies: 4
Views: 1982

Order of the Good Death

A fun series of videos by a cute young mortician http://www.youtube.com/user/OrderoftheGoodDeath From her website: The Order is about making death a part of your life. That means committing to staring down your death fears- whether it be your own death, the death of those you love, the pain of dying...
by groomporter
Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:26 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Obliterating Animal Carcasses With Explosives
Replies: 1
Views: 930

Re: Obliterating Animal Carcasses With Explosives

I'm thinking a new variation on Tibetan "sky burial"
by groomporter
Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:51 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Obliterating Animal Carcasses With Explosives
Replies: 1
Views: 930

Obliterating Animal Carcasses With Explosives

Horseshoes should be removed to minimize dangerous flying debris...
http://boingboing.net/2012/04/22/howto- ... mal-c.html
by groomporter
Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:45 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: What? They couldn't just leave it?
Replies: 3
Views: 1002

Re: What? They couldn't just leave it?

I heard about that on the radio and wondered why it could have been towed in and auctioned off as salvage.
by groomporter
Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:54 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Plastic-Eating Fungi Found in the Amazon
Replies: 1
Views: 1146

Plastic-Eating Fungi Found in the Amazon

Plastic-Eating Fungi Found in the Amazon May Solve World’s Waste Problem
http://mashable.com/2012/03/07/plastic-eating-fungi/

Imagine the chaos in the porn industry & Hollywood if it develops a taste for silicone?

Not to imagine the chaos if it began to run wild on plastic in general.
by groomporter
Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:15 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Put your brain in a robot and live forever?
Replies: 6
Views: 1540

Re: Put your brain in a robot and live forever?

I could help but think about the Daleks from Dr. Who
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by groomporter
Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:32 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Planning to make cane from amputated foot?
Replies: 3
Views: 1517

Re: Planning to make cane from amputated foot?

I do wonder how he's going to re-articulate the foot bones together to to make a sturdy enough cane handle out of them.
by groomporter
Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:26 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Listen to the predatory mice who howl before they kill
Replies: 2
Views: 1055

Re: Listen to the predatory mice who howl before they kill

Even a man pure of heart,
and says his prayers at night,
can become a mouse when the mousebane blooms,
and the autumn moon is bright.
by groomporter
Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:37 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Planning to make cane from amputated foot?
Replies: 3
Views: 1517

Planning to make cane from amputated foot?

Talk about extreme crafting. Planning on using his own amputated foor to make himself a cane? How did he talk the doctors into giving it to him. I suppose it's your "part" so you must have some right to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYyWBKs_02k&

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_4U5kLk648&