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There was a ruckus coming from the single wide trailer next door. Edgar said, “Shit Betty they're at it again.” “Yeah? Well don't talk to me abut it, I am busy, Jerry's on!” Edgar mumbled something as he looked out the window at the single next door. He could see the shadows of movement and the nois...

Henry Rollins rolled his 5 foot 2 frame out of bed. He put his slippers on and shuffled into the bathroom. He took the cap off the meticulously rolled tube of paste and squirted some on the wet bristles. He scrubbed in a circular motion on each tooth. Then he scrubbed his tongue. He gagged, but he f...

this was the first response i received back. "Sorry my friend but I am not gay. I don't despise your being gay but all I want is to do business. If you are capable and willing, you must take directives from me and we shall all be happy at the end and you can always have enough money to buy any gay y...

Thank you so much for your message. The contents if which made me so erect and hard I nearly cried. I am very sorry to hear about your misfortune or your loss. But I want you to know that my penis beats in my chest for you and I ejaculate to The Lord of your honesty and desire for your touch in futu...

Mikes wrote:
OK, I give in; what exactly were you looking for when you came across this?

I have learned one thing about the internet and that is to not judge.

seriously? you all make me feel really dumb, with all your big words and such. i need to get out more and maybe start reading again.

Mars Rat/ Lizard/ Squirrel Spotted: Internet Freaking Out Over Photo From NASA's Curiosity Rover http://www.kpopstarz.com/articles/29365/20130529/mars-rat-lizard-curiosity.htm "Fucking Squirrels did not discover fire they are too stupid to discover fire, they did invent Parkour" and apparently space...

I Like to people watch and I like to eavesdrop. some of the best stories really do happen in real life. Drabble starts here A pack of cigarettes, this can of oil, and these here Chiclets. Let me see that skin mag you got behind the counter. Oh yeah! Now that is somethin’ to git a holt of. Ain't it H...

4-19-2027 hello This e-mail comes from the furture. Timeline research indicates that I will send e-mails to the past and you are 1 of 50 people that folloow through. You have receive this e-mail and have invested the sum of 500USD (in 10yr this becomes 800,000BTC.) You will die shortly afterwards. Y...

I am Marthias Sherperd Director Inspection Unit United Galactic Inspection Agent in Event Horizon Interplanetary Spaceport EL dorado Arkansas. During investigation, I discovered An abandoned shipment of Bosin Higgs through a Diplomat from Nigeria. The details of the consignment including your name t...

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Tiny robots,
in my beer,
make me happy;
no hangover here.

Though, I do wizz
lithium grease,
my nano masters
put me at ease.

:: Rev John Sleestaxx raises his hand.:: "I don't get it"

::Rev. John Sleestaxx rolls a HANDFULL of polyhedral Dice for thermal nuclear winter.. all 1's:: you were lucky today. but there is always tomorrow and then tomorrow's tomorrow and tomorrow's tomorrow's tomorrow and screw it i will edit out the damn quotes! You are all lucky i am in a good mood!

Um that is nice that you feel he is being brave behind walls but he has a point about size. http://twitfic.net/sizingtool/twabble_sizing_fun.htm 2 characters over = not a twabble 1 character under = not a twabble It is the convention of a twabble and with a nice sizing tool there is never a problem...

"morning sinners!... " Length Nazi is not amused. This is the second submission in a row that is not a twabble because it is too long. But maybe it's the quotation marks. Do not surround your twabble with quotes unless they are part of the story. Dear Length Nazi: The quotation marks are indeed the...

Sorry forgot to count first.

Please do not throw toothpicks into the urinal. The crabs and cockroaches have learned to pole vault and it's Olympics.

Yeah satan has had me on the ropes for a bit. but he is now been asked to resign and the future is looking better. i have some stuff on the shelf and i have some ideas. looking to bring it online soon.

The angry gods sat at the table made from the bones and skin of humans. They rallied and railed on the loss of devotees. What can we do? They just sit there looking at "internet porn". The succubus quietly brought in cheeses from all regions. Bloggers! Harrumphed another one. Yahweh stood and raised...

this article has left me with feelings of inadequacy and self loathing