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by revsleestaxx
Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:49 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The traffic light went on strike
Replies: 2
Views: 874

The traffic light went on strike

The traffic light blinked red then green then yellow every 6 min. The light knew how important it was. Without the light total chaos would ensue. The light knew it kept the tide of insanity at bay. The light wanted more freedom and to be MORE in control. So the light went on strike when it turned re...
by revsleestaxx
Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:40 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Recipe for a fluffy disaster
Replies: 8
Views: 1354

Re: Recipe for a fluffy disaster

ROU Killing Time wrote: "blood thirsty", probably should be "blood-thirsty" but hyphenated words count as one, not two so you'll need another word to conform to drabble.
hyphenated words are argue-able
by revsleestaxx
Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:57 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: On gossamer wings
Replies: 2
Views: 804

Re: On gossamer wings

the fire and smoke entering the atmosphere
by revsleestaxx
Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:10 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: On gossamer wings
Replies: 2
Views: 804

On gossamer wings

On gossamer wings On angels' wings the beast from light years away arrived just as the great minds of the world said it would. The fire and light from the heavens would have been a spectacular sight had it not been heralding the imminent destruction of mankind. Yes just the destruction of man, for t...
by revsleestaxx
Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:50 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Soviet Doomsday Machine, still active
Replies: 2
Views: 1013

Re: Soviet Doomsday Machine, still active

Part of the US's version now caries terabytes of porn and spam to everyone on the planet. so even in the new era we are still assaulting the world one nipple and scam at a time.
by revsleestaxx
Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:43 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: AMAZING STUPIDITY!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1746

Re: AMAZING STUPIDITY!!

and you know what else everyone should boycott? all US money. it is not made in the US anymore it is made by a company in Canada of all places. thousands of American jobs lost because the US could not make a cost effective currency. To do my part send all the money to me and i will hoard it out of c...
by revsleestaxx
Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 175498

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

I kill the mimes. The invisible wall they sustain to separate hell from earth thins, fails. So the end can finally come. Just thought this one from way back in May deserved some recognition... I too like this one. Obviously before my time. So yeah, let us recognize this shining twat that rose above...
by revsleestaxx
Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:34 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: V-Day
Replies: 10
Views: 1660

Re: V-Day

OMG! this is awesome! i like this alot!
by revsleestaxx
Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:32 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Zombies of Ander-01D
Replies: 12
Views: 1662

Re: The Zombies of Ander-01D

Great drabble. It's an interesting scenario to consider android zombies. Makes me wonder what's happened to the humans of the future. Perhaps a story for later. I think humans are a myth. A fantasy clung to by superstitious robots who can't accept the simple truth that small nuts and bolts evolved ...
by revsleestaxx
Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:31 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: War bunnies
Replies: 5
Views: 1074

Re: War bunnies

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Once sentence of back story and now I don't even like Wilson anymore, that tree-hugging bastard. I continue to be jealous about how naturally your prose flows and how you paint such vivid pictures with your economical writing style.

Weird Wild Stuff. Keep it a'comin
Thanks
by revsleestaxx
Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:48 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 175498

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

strawman wrote:Reminds me of the church announcement about Helen Waite being in charge of the new suggestion box: "You will notice we have begun the new suggestion program. If you have any suggestions, please go to Helen Waite.
three more chars and you got your self a twitfic
by revsleestaxx
Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:46 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: War bunnies
Replies: 5
Views: 1074

Re: War bunnies

strawman wrote:Why would they start at Mr. Wilson's farm? I thought Mr. Magregor.
I never liked mr wilson he was all very progressive with his earth friendly farming and cattle handling. plus i think he is the bastard that put all those cats and dogs on the property before i bought it.
by revsleestaxx
Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:26 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: War bunnies
Replies: 5
Views: 1074

War bunnies

War bunnies They were tired of the ridicule. They were tired of the explotation. To not look conspicuous in the beginning they just gathered in small groups. But their best brains had given them a number. A population count that would assure their victory and they had reached it. It was time to figh...
by revsleestaxx
Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:17 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Pamela Anderson rolled out of bed.
Replies: 5
Views: 1367

Re: Pamela Anderson rolled out of bed.

OMG!! You don't get it? WHAT? How can you not get it! Pamela is an god creating the world everyday. and her ................... oh i get it you were joking.
by revsleestaxx
Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:28 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Prom Date
Replies: 4
Views: 1145

Re: The Prom Date

If it was that easy i would have walked around with polyhedron in my pockets while in high school... wait i did!
by revsleestaxx
Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:25 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Pamela Anderson rolled out of bed.
Replies: 5
Views: 1367

Pamela Anderson rolled out of bed.

Pamela Anderson rolled out of bed. Pamela Anderson rolled out of bed. Her red camisole with the lacy bust desired-lingerie.com reference 4855/4855X slid down over her hips. She padded barefoot into the bathroom. She dragged the brush though her hair and then cleaned the brush of some the loose hair....
by revsleestaxx
Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 175498

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

It was dark and she was very lonely. He offered shelter. She said yes. He killed her and ate her. She is not lonely anymore.
by revsleestaxx
Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:08 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Henry Rollins
Replies: 3
Views: 1070

Re: Henry Rollins

Yeah i worked at UPS for way too long
by revsleestaxx
Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:03 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Henry Rollins
Replies: 3
Views: 1070

Henry Rollins

Henry Rollins Henry Rollins rolled his five two frame out of bed. He put on his slippers and shuffled into the bathroom. He took the cap off the meticulously folded and rolled tube and squirted some paste on the wet bristles. He scrubbed in a circular motion on each tooth. Then he scrubbed his tongu...