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by Ichabod
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:32 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: No Rewrites (b-3)
Replies: 0
Views: 558

No Rewrites (b-3)

“It’s taken awhile but it’s a good first draft.” FIRST DRAFT? “Well, yeah. Like not killing is great but we’ve got nothing about GENERAL violence, like head butts or groin kicks. Maybe we could swap that for ‘Honor Mom & Dad’.” THAT ONE WAS YOUR SUGGESTION “Yes, because kids are always ‘I want this’...
by Ichabod
Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:00 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

The Crisis

The prey’s shoes pounded pavement. Zom-boy pursued.
Indeed, thought Mother, THESE are the times that try men’s soles.
by Ichabod
Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:37 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Finally showed up again - but maybe not for you (blasphemy 2)
Replies: 1
Views: 357

Finally showed up again - but maybe not for you (blasphemy 2)

“O.k. Bobby, so where’s this guy I ‘just gotta see’?” “Oh, hey Jimmy, he’s over on that hill telling stories.” “Telling stories? Like ‘The Moth’? I love that podcast.” “No, not like that. Kind of like parables or lessons.” “Hmm, sounds slightly boring. Anyway, first I’m hungry. Any vendors?” “No, bu...
by Ichabod
Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:20 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

USDZ?

"2, 3, 5, 7, Zom-boy skips the others?" asked Tina.

"He'll eat 'em eventually," said Mother "he just prefers PRIME rib."
by Ichabod
Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

CompSci 101 - Programming for Apocalypse

Initialize Gort
DoWhile Humans_Exist
If AudioIn = “Klaatu Barada Nikto”
Run #Stand_Down
Else
Run #Kill_Humans
EndDo
by Ichabod
Tue Aug 27, 2019 11:09 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

Wriggle me this

"Wake up kids" Mother chirped "early bird gets the worm!"
"Zom-boy slept in" said Tina "could already open a bait shop."
by Ichabod
Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

But I brought what you asked for... aaaaarrrrgghhhh! :)

The vampire hunt ended in tragedy when the new apprentice screwed up and brought a big hammer and several 16 oz. t-bones.
by Ichabod
Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

What was that?

I creep, silent as I wish,
here an intentional scuff, there a scrape.
Do you hear?
Good. Adrenaline sweetens your blood.
by Ichabod
Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:52 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Last Rites
Replies: 3
Views: 557

Re: Last Rites

I like this one also. Nice cynical in-your-face at the end.
by Ichabod
Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:47 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Cat Whispers
Replies: 3
Views: 462

Re: Cat Whispers

Nice. Makes me wonder... are we wise to befriend cats because of their power to detect these "things"? Or foolish, because they attract them? :)
by Ichabod
Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:39 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Footprints in the Sand (probable blasphemy)
Replies: 2
Views: 448

Footprints in the Sand (probable blasphemy)

I arrived in heaven. “Wha’at?” I stammered. “Peace, my son,” said God. “But I was just with my on-line match,” I protest, “she’s pretty and athletic, quite muscular actually. And her profile said she was attracted to smaller men. She was perfect!” “It’s easier to show you,” said God. A beach appeare...
by Ichabod
Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

Mee... Ow!

A madman joined
a Siamese head,
an orange Tabby body
and Calico legs & tail.
Eureka it lives! Successful concatenation.
by Ichabod
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:39 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

Birth of an idea?

Prof: Irving, are you with us?
W.I.: Sorry sir, what?
Prof: Woolgathering again? You wish to be a pumpkin-head forever?
by Ichabod
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:09 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

Hide & Z-eek

Zom-boy: Wuuun Tooo
Mother: Tina, you hiding?
Tina: No rush. He counts fingers & toes. After 7 he'll have to go find more.
by Ichabod
Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:08 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

Examination

3 a.m., a sleepless night, again.
Unending questioning.
If he only knew who asked.
Perhaps he could answer for himself.
by Ichabod
Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:38 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

Klut-z

Lifeless yet clueless
He clutches at air, runs into walls
Pity the one eyed zombie
Tragically lacking death perception
by Ichabod
Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:27 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Red pumps in the living room.
Skirt on the stairs.
Bra in the hallway.
Tina knocks "Zom-boy! Eating in your room again!?"
by Ichabod
Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:23 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

17

17. 17 is a lot.
The pulse wanes. Crimson spray becomes stream becomes seep.
17? 18 is a lot. I'll quit after 18. Probably.
by Ichabod
Tue Jul 23, 2019 11:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

Once and Always

With a look you won my heart
This taxidermist you enraptured
But you changed; tried to depart
My look's now ever captured
by Ichabod
Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:41 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7607
Views: 1000374

I C U C ME

I am not afraid of the dark.
Though absolute, I fear it not.
What terrifies me are the approaching widespread amber eyes.