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by adam
Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:32 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Particle accelerator may create black hole, cause doom
Replies: 14
Views: 3511

might make for a fun dc competition, if only for the forums-
nuggets of wisdom beginning with the phrase "if hollywood has taught us anything..."
by adam
Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:29 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Particle accelerator may create black hole, cause doom
Replies: 14
Views: 3511

this would be a fun cost/benefit analysis for his attorney to work out. would the scientific benefit of the experiment divided by .000000000000001% chance of blackhole = greater or less than the cost of destroying our solar system. lawschool will be well worth the hassle if i ever get 1 case this sw...
by adam
Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:55 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Escape Pod reaches 20,000+ Listeners, Continues Expansion
Replies: 17
Views: 2719

personally, i think ann coulter is a genius. she's actually a level-headed democrat who's realized that the best way to win people to your cause isn't to belittle the other side, but to BE the other side and make yourself phenomenally belittleable. she's a sheep in wolfs clothing. this strategy is s...
by adam
Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:37 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Blind Irishman sees with the aid of son's tooth in his eye
Replies: 20
Views: 3909

what's going to be awesome is when fake eyes are way better than real ones. check this crap out - http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2008/01/22/one-small-step-closer-to-superhuman-cyborg-vision/ also, i just realized these forums pick up on most commonly used words in each thread and puts u...
by adam
Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:23 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Blind Irishman sees with the aid of son's tooth in his eye
Replies: 20
Views: 3909

Re: I came up with this one a few weeks ago...

"Q: What do you call a room full of solipsists? A: Wrong. man, this joke is awesome. you can interpret it in at least 3 totally different ways- all of which are pretty funny. concerning the tooth-eye, i wondered the same thing. then the article mentions it's just part of the tooth- plus the root/ne...
by adam
Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:46 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Blind Irishman sees with the aid of son's tooth in his eye
Replies: 20
Views: 3909

andyd273 wrote:Or maybe its the other one: I wonder what will happen if I stick this into there?
i feel like this one pre-dates scientific inquiry. i can imagine adam asking eve this, just out of dumb curiosity, then getting a screaming little slimey answer 9 months later.
by adam
Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:43 am
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: New contest ideas?
Replies: 16
Views: 2865

Bartender: "me chinese, me play joke..."
by adam
Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:28 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: DC gets political
Replies: 8
Views: 1647

Corrected the spelling error- thanks Jeanna. That’s a bit embarrassing. Anyways, it comes down to a question of how you want your memory preserved- on a mantle, or running around tearin’ shit up like most of our kids will do anyway. I mean that chestburster is a part of you. You helped create that. ...
by adam
Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:48 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: DC gets political
Replies: 8
Views: 1647

DC gets political

i feel like expressing political opinions in drabblecast is ok, as long as it's still within the context of aliens and whatnot. so i thought i'd share the last editorial cartoon i did for the school paper. enjoy!

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by adam
Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:43 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 051 - Crimson
Replies: 25
Views: 7784

i liked it alright. the premise and the vagueness were cool, and it was good for the reasons tweedy mentioned. but as far as following what the protagonist was going through i got lost around the end when he backed out. i mean, he was completely determined to end it until his sister got there to tal...
by adam
Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:52 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 048 - The Destiny of Man
Replies: 30
Views: 6367

My impression was not that the space worms get eaten by birds, but that regular ole' Earth worms are protected out of deference to their more advanced kindred. at first i thought they were protecting the spaceworms; then i figured if they so easly conquored mankind surely they're not so vulnerable ...
by adam
Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:30 am
Forum: 2009 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: Round 1!
Replies: 19
Views: 8810

it takes a story we are all familiar with- aliens abducting rednecks and probing their bums- and answers the questions we all ask about why the heck they would want to do that. i mean of all things they could do with that technology.. probe a dirty, obscure bum? it gives a fittingly absurd solution ...
by adam
Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:01 pm
Forum: 2009 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: Round 1!
Replies: 19
Views: 8810

i almost went with jelly park, as i probably enjoyed it the most too, but i was conflicted as norm said to vote only on the story itself and not the production of it. i take that to mean that awesome song (not the lyrics but the music) doesnt come in as a factor. had the song had been read instead o...
by adam
Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:14 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Mr. Tweedy's baby
Replies: 15
Views: 3736

i thought "click here to see full size image" was a pretty solid caption.
by adam
Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:37 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Mr. Tweedy's baby
Replies: 15
Views: 3736

yeah i really like the first one too. it's a cynical expression you'd never expect a baby to make. its like she was born all crusty and immediately in disbelief at how ridiculous the world is.
by adam
Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:33 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: File Format
Replies: 3
Views: 1252

seconded! direct mp3 download, especially for the earlier archived stories, now only listenable to through quicktime streaming (bleeeh) for newer listeners would be fantastic, if doable. though the perks of this feature would cut into the perks of kevins great suggestion #2 below- of the cd. unless ...
by adam
Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:27 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: CD Baby
Replies: 2
Views: 1126

seconded!
could toss a song or two on there as added incentive to buy- maybe a sneak peek at "norm sherman, greatest hits volume 2", as well as some of bo kaer's sweeet super animal deathmatch competition sketches. and a coupon for a free sample of whale cheese at your local harbors fine cheesery.
by adam
Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:39 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Indonesian tree man
Replies: 7
Views: 2193

the power of photosynthesis!

and also, his farts smell like pure, clean oxygen.