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by Jmsbrtms
Sun May 23, 2010 4:51 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Hair of the Dog
Replies: 1
Views: 376

Hair of the Dog

Hair of the Dog I woke up from the worst drunk of my life. My head pounded and eyes needed to be screwed back into my head. A dim haze filled my brain with thought choking mist. I stumbled into work. “What did you drink?” “Tussin Bombs.” “What the hell is that?” “Two shots of 151, a can of energy dr...
by Jmsbrtms
Sat May 22, 2010 11:57 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Yellow Trunks.
Replies: 0
Views: 836

Yellow Trunks.

Yellow Trunks. That first time I changed Mic was unlucky enough to be in the gym. He saw me as the beast. The hunger drove me at him. Mic was a champion welter weight. I never laid a claw on him. But I backed him into the ropes. “Get your paws up and chin down!” Mic yelled. I cleaned up my stance. M...
by Jmsbrtms
Thu May 13, 2010 5:12 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Dendrochronology
Replies: 1
Views: 504

Re: Dendrochronology

Truculently?

Did you paid retail for this word?
I know a guy in Cleavland that can get them for you wholesale.

Love the ending.
by Jmsbrtms
Sun May 09, 2010 2:35 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: To: The accounting department of Genetech
Replies: 5
Views: 818

Re: To: The accounting department of Genetech

You see a turtle on the beach...
by Jmsbrtms
Fri May 07, 2010 11:15 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Dread Sword Soulspike Was Safe in His Employee Locker
Replies: 2
Views: 561

Re: The Dread Sword Soulspike Was Safe in His Employee Locker

I don't think Honest criticism is on the list.
by Jmsbrtms
Thu May 06, 2010 5:45 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: When the stars are (nearly) right
Replies: 3
Views: 567

Re: When the stars are (nearly) right

The horror, nearly the horror of it all.
by Jmsbrtms
Sat May 01, 2010 11:59 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Dwight's Scheme
Replies: 4
Views: 789

Re: Dwight's Scheme

Editing is always a struggle
by Jmsbrtms
Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:01 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Miracle Cure (A Dr. Geisteskrank Story)
Replies: 8
Views: 1059

Re: Miracle Cure (A Dr. Geisteskrank Story)

For the Hoard!
by Jmsbrtms
Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:33 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Me and Bob.
Replies: 7
Views: 893

Re: Me and Bob.

I thought this was a sub-genius recruiting story at first nicely done.
by Jmsbrtms
Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:04 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Raise the Dead
Replies: 10
Views: 1610

Re: Raise the Dead

Remember the lessons learned by Elric brothers and Herbert West. There is always a price.
by Jmsbrtms
Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:16 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Uncertainty
Replies: 10
Views: 1019

Uncertainty

Uncertainty Back in the day she was the queen of the house. A blond tabby with a luxurious plumed tail. She ruled with the velvet paw. But the years pasted and she aged. Shrunken flesh and muscle with her spine and ribs showing, she's only a shade of her former self. The days are spent sleeping and ...
by Jmsbrtms
Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:29 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Summoning
Replies: 3
Views: 725

Re: Summoning

Excellent advice
by Jmsbrtms
Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:26 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Steadfast
Replies: 4
Views: 1579

Re: Steadfast

The last line is everything
by Jmsbrtms
Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:56 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: As Good as it gets.
Replies: 7
Views: 873

Re: As Good as it gets.

Midnight shift is the suxxor.

I'd knock back straight over-proof rum on my days off.
by Jmsbrtms
Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:26 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Ernest
Replies: 6
Views: 1071

Re: Ernest

Thinking about it the story would make sense if you met Thal.
His full name is Thalbert Alphonse Hamlton Lastat Zoolander.
He needs that long of a name when your mad at him.
by Jmsbrtms
Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:54 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Ernest
Replies: 6
Views: 1071

Re: Ernest

Street cred. To have dominance over over the Alpha. You'll be hard pressed to find a more Alpha male. And the only time to do it would be 1922 when Hemingway is living in Paris. After that you have the Spanish Civil War, and his early WW2 hobby of hunting German U-boats. Next you have him in the Fre...
by Jmsbrtms
Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:11 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Ernest
Replies: 6
Views: 1071

Ernest

Ernest The two mentality enhanced cats looked over their handy work. The time portal swirled. Opher’s tail swished. “Where shall we go brother?” “Paris 1922,” Thal said. “Ah to walk the Champs-Élysées. A night at The Opéra de Paris. Yes. Paris would be a very good place to go,” Opher said. “No. To t...
by Jmsbrtms
Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:25 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Success!
Replies: 4
Views: 831

Re: Success!

Been done before is OK if it's retold well.
by Jmsbrtms
Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:02 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Worlds Enough, and Time
Replies: 2
Views: 558

Re: Worlds Enough, and Time

Behold the Power of Gammar. Nicely done.
by Jmsbrtms
Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:10 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: When the Sand Became Sentient
Replies: 3
Views: 734

Re: When the Sand Became Sentient

That was good. I liked the elemental imagery. Sharks with rows of diamond teeth would be the way to go. Or giant jade shelled sea turtles.
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