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by The PMS Avenger
Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:26 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

eric_marsh wrote:Air Pirate -that has a nice ring to it!
BAH! I LOVE YOUR NEW AVATAR! That is my favorite movie of all time!
"Gentlemen, you can't fight here! This is the war room!"
by The PMS Avenger
Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:48 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

With a blinding blizzard and an elephant sized boulder obstructing the way, could Reason ever reach the health summit?
by The PMS Avenger
Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:12 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Soylent Green is people!" Thorn cried. Now the food's crunch becomes more satisfying whenever I recall my ex's death.
by The PMS Avenger
Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:43 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 151 - The Society of Eccentric Moustaches
Replies: 50
Views: 6817

Re: Drabblecast 151- The Society of Eccentric Moustaches

As probably one of the few people here who is genetically incapable of (and socially discouraged from) growing facial hair, I did not see the light heartedness that you are all are finding in this story. Mustaches are no laughing matter. Frankly, I thought the story was a deep, haunting lamentation ...
by The PMS Avenger
Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:15 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: A spirit lingers for unfinished business. But Amy blew her last chance; She was too frigid for the necromaniac coroner.
The casket was to remain open, until everyone saw Amy's face and the inexplicable placement of her legs behind her ears.
by The PMS Avenger
Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:27 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: He did do it after she died. Amy was less stiff and even jolted with delight, he thought. He called 911 when she didn't cry.
The spirit and the body remain linked postmartem, but even in the afterlife Amy couldn't muster the fakest erotic moan.
by The PMS Avenger
Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:53 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"'Til death do us part, Roger. You get my mother now. And the cat."
That's how Roger learned his eternity would be in Hell.
Amy lay unsatisfied next to a spent and snoring Roger, praying desperately for death and that he wasn't a necrophiliac.
by The PMS Avenger
Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:46 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I'm on a roll today. "The plan is to name a day after a celibate man to promote abstinence," said the Pope. Valentines Day quickly backfired. Looking at the dozen roses and chocolates, she realized that no amount of romance could make a Hutt seem more appealing. Norm's plea for a restraining order h...
by The PMS Avenger
Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:35 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Tampon Girl? Psh, she doesn't stand a chance against the PMS Avenger :wink:

Staring at the BP bathroom stall, Gary saw the words "F*** Sluts" and wondered if it was an insult or ingenius marketing.
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:18 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Memento
Replies: 12
Views: 1181

Re: Memento

Just lovely!
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:03 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Fortunately, the Obey clause, of her wedding vows, made that all moot. :twisted:
Thankfully for the young bride, the vows and 'obey' clause had one very attractive loop hole: Benedito, the cabana boy.

:)
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:54 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

She gazed through the veil at him, vowing, "I swear to be there for you, in sickness and in health, except when Lost is on."

I am SO EXCITED FOR THE SEASON PREMIERE!
by The PMS Avenger
Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:56 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Years after Dante's death, scholars realized that he omitted a ring of hell reserved for teenagers. They named it prom.
by The PMS Avenger
Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:33 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: New Update Available
Replies: 6
Views: 768

New Update Available

Hm, I haven't done anything in my signature pink for awhile... “New update available: would you like to install and restart now?” the popup read. He sighed. He’d been clicking ‘Remind me later’ for ages now; yet this time, as the pointer hovered over the usual button, images of the last virus slowly...
by The PMS Avenger
Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:01 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Some Girls Have All The Luck
Replies: 22
Views: 2121

Re: Some Girls Have All The Luck

Norm doesn't comment on many Drabbles, PMS. Take that as high praise. Schma, I can't sleep. Nuthin better to do. Except for-- *smack!* ...euhm... yah, pretty much at a loss... I love the Drabble section of this forum, you guys are all crazy good. PMS is a heavy hitter for sure, but she already know...
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:34 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

After everyone at Shady Pines swelled twice their size, doctors traced the senioritis breakout to a local high school.
by The PMS Avenger
Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:27 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Some Girls Have All The Luck
Replies: 22
Views: 2121

Re: Some Girls Have All The Luck

:) Thaks for the support, guys.

I've yet to have my dreams haunted by Miss Grimsley. Is there some kind of ritual I have to do to summon her?
by The PMS Avenger
Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:38 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Some Girls Have All The Luck
Replies: 22
Views: 2121

Some Girls Have All The Luck

Some girls have all the luck. Thankfully I’m one of them. My high cheekbones and blue eyes guaranteed success from birth. By 27 I had it all: infinity pool with cabana boy, perky DD’s (courtesy of husband number one), pink ragtop, a wardrobe and a half by Gucci. Even when They first landed and human...
by The PMS Avenger
Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:12 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

She softly kissed her prince's lips every evening before bed, secretly praying it would transform him back into a frog.

Bath & Body Works struggled to stay alive after the suprising failure of the "It Puts the Lotion on its Skin" ad campaign
by The PMS Avenger
Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:07 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 650012

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

TheJebi wrote: The GOP ran God for president. He won of course, despite being caught smoking crack with four male hookers in a restroom.
One of our state senators filed a lawsuit against God. No joke.