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by The PMS Avenger
Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:23 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: What did you get for Christmas?

Yeah, you're probably right. Though some men do like their red wings. :? Alas, the women learned that they were lousy at ruling. Worse, the fembots now started agitating about "equal rights". With a bloodied nose and blackend eye, she smiled, revealing a recently created void in her gums. "Welcome ...
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:23 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: What did you get for Christmas?

Thanks, TPMS A**! I now offer 15% more beatings and that authentic Step Dad Smell! (TM) Sure, the women's "solutions" looked good on Oprah, but they were disasters in the real world. Humanity was so screwed. ** Is it just me, or do those initials suggest a new date-rape drug? :shock: :o The women w...
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:00 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: What did you get for Christmas?

Douglas had been jaded and cynical but now he was in love. There was beauty and joy in the world again. Thank you, Fembots! While men tangled with the fembots, women solved the energy crisis and world hunger. Peace at last. The plan had worked. Welcome back, ASID! I missed you! You've always been l...
by The PMS Avenger
Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:42 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Having always been straight as a board, Iron Man was disturbed by his violent and sudden attraction to The Human Magnet.
by The PMS Avenger
Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:04 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Due to her job title, Meteorologist, he assumed that she studied meteors. But all she ever talked about was the weather. Oh Strawman, if my heart wasn't already Norm's, I could almost love you :lol: Joe had never cared for internet dating until his browser said, "Hey sugar, how you doing ; )?" Then...
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:47 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The Flight 9 "Asshole Bomber" didn't bring the plane down, but the subsequent security checks almost killed aviation. xD Reminds me of the Hangover: "It's not illegal; it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane." "I'm pretty sure that's illegal too." "Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybod...
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:00 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Tim watched her walk into six walls and a desk before asking her brother what was wrong. "Oh, Love is blind," he shrugged.

What I do on Friday Nights
"Oh Kate, of course I'll marry you," the homemade Norm doll said in a strange falsetto as it was lifted to a Barbie's lips.
by The PMS Avenger
Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:33 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He entered Bob's Pet Shop. With a grin he asked,"How much is that doggy in the window?" "A hundred?" "I'll take him, and a large Diet Coke." :shock: Strange, I always see the owner of my favorite Chinese restuarant going into Bob's Pet Shop... The frustrated scientist threw his TI-83 against the wa...
by The PMS Avenger
Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:51 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Walking to a calf's cylindric mort, the cowboy heard a crunch. He shrugged and wiped the smear off the bottom of his boot.
by The PMS Avenger
Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:04 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 144 - joanierules.bloggermax.com
Replies: 27
Views: 5112

Re: Drabblecast 144 - joanierules.bloggermax.com

I really liked the idea behind the story, but the blog format didn't sit well with me. It just didn't do the plot justice. I had a hard time buying that a military genius inspired by God would be keeping a blog while waging war. Plus, for me anyway, the jump from her talking about a party to seeing ...
by The PMS Avenger
Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:10 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Yes, echoing the congratulations. I'm sure it was a big kick to hear Norm bring it life on the podcast. (P.S., it was great on the forums, anyway, but Norm just makes everything sound so much better...) Oh ya, I keep forgetting. I don't need to kiss his ass anymore. Sorry Norm, but, well you know. ...
by The PMS Avenger
Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:46 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Papa had waited over 19 years for this. Now on New Year's Eve, under the light of a blue moon, the weresmurfs would emerge. Looks like Gargamel is our only hope. Sharpen your claws, Azrael, the world needs you! xD I love Smurfs. And Snorks, for that matter. I would like to dedicate this next twabbe...
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:01 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The others mocked His pasty complexion daily. Fed up, He said, "Let there be light," and there was light (and bronzing).
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:49 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Tree of Life
Replies: 6
Views: 920

Re: The Tree of Life

I like the concept. You've got lots of run-ons tho. Perhaps Miss Grimsley will appear and aid thee. Trust in the Grim one. :-) Ugh, I don't need another leather-clad woman around competing for Norm's attention. watching leaves wither, falling from the Tree. Great ending line! The drabble was a brea...
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:45 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

ROU Killing Time wrote:I don't feel bad that my output has been low lately. What I'm doing now is very satisfying. Family first, and all that.
Cocking his gun and grinning menacingly, the serial killer gazed down at his grandma and her neighbor. "Family first."
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:22 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

xD Mine always advertises art colleges and AARP membership. Pick an age group, banner! I love the drabble.
by The PMS Avenger
Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:53 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

lol Big corporate-dependent Clauses will bring your children boring, conventional gifts. Support indie Clauses - brimming with creativity, new ideas, and also commas! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Love it! Heartbreak and tears overwhelmed her so that she shook as she said to them, "Look...
by The PMS Avenger
Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:54 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Christmas, Hanukkah, all were meaningless to her, just more tear filled days in an endless string of Norm-less sorrow. Thanks for the compliments, boys. It helps to relieve some of my heartache. Oh Norm, why did you have to guest host escape pod? I wasn't ready for the crushing tentacle grip of love.
by The PMS Avenger
Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:28 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834671

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He realized the truth, the red icing painting a static smile over his ginger face, crying "Made to be eaten, happy to go." All his wife had left of him was a few crumbs, but she took comfort in how bravely he went headfirst into that milky beyond. PS I can't decide which shade of pink I like more. ...
by The PMS Avenger
Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:34 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Little Gods (childhood)
Replies: 8
Views: 1557

Re: Little Gods

I think the (tm) makes the entire story. I love it!