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by The PMS Avenger
Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:27 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Still looking for the perfect Holiday Gift?
Replies: 9
Views: 1307

Re: Still looking for the perfect Holiday Gift?

Wow, that's amazing, I've been looking for a way to recreate the cold war, while at the same time having a nice little unicorn day-dream. And now I can with the Cold War Unicorns Play Set... awesome. :| xD I have a set of those. We have a store in town that sells that kind of stuff, like bacon chew...
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:59 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Diagnostics
Replies: 7
Views: 968

Re: Diagnostics

Aaaahhhh, that's so sweet! I love it.
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:36 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834757

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

She sweetly brushed a lock of hair out of Norm's face. God, he smelled great. She'd stay with him for- Um, until he woke up.

Joseph flopped down next to her, sweaty and spent. "Was it good for you?" he asked in vain. Mary sighed; she'd had better.
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:29 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834757

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Let me point out the obvious: there is exactly no point in having this thread if the twabbles are not 100 characters. So if they miss, it does need to be pointed out. Except for that single instance, I appreciate ASID's policing the area. And Jebi probably meant that he does too. (Plus, ASID, obser...
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:07 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834757

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Lauren had expected that she would find Mr. Right. She did not, however, anticipate that his first name would be Always.
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:13 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834757

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:Thus saith the Lord: A wise man's heart inclines him toward the right, but a fool's heart toward the left. — Ecclesiastes

Not trying to pick a booger here... Merry Christmas, Josh.
But I think the real question is which way do his nuts/brain incline? Riddle me that, Batman.
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:46 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834757

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
The brain in the nuts? :wink:
Is this like "nuts" is "stun" backwards? (It would explain a lot.)
Unfortunately, I think most men already keep their brains there.
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834757

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Well Christ, now I'm all self conscious xD
God watched Adam scratch his nuts and decided to try again. He made a mental note to remember to put the brain in this time.
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:29 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7463
Views: 834757

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

An arrow through his lung, the dying Trojan pondered his mother and why the hell she said to not look a gift horse in the mouth.
by The PMS Avenger
Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Adult, Political or Religious Twabbles here!
Replies: 30
Views: 15654

Re: But What if Nobody Ever Cums...

I really miss orgasms, we all do. Oh the human race will survive for a while due to in vitro, so stress will be our downfall. Bah, you have such a male bias towards this subject ;) Relief flooded Dr. Lye when she saw the first in vitro baby and realized she'd never have to fake it for her husband a...
by The PMS Avenger
Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Adult, Political or Religious Twabbles here!
Replies: 30
Views: 15654

Re: Upside-down

I'm a sucker for crying girls. But, oh so slowly, I learned that tears are currency in a country I don't desire to inhabit. Merry Christmas! He loved her not for her gentle smile or elegant walk, but for the fact that, like him, she bawled hysterically after sex. Sorry, I know you meant that politi...
by The PMS Avenger
Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:22 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Adult, Political or Religious Twabbles here!
Replies: 30
Views: 15654

Re: Post your Adult, Political or Religious Twabbles here!

When the girl next door claimed to be Neptune's lover, Mary tightened her jaw and vowed to show up that lying pagan bitch.
by The PMS Avenger
Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:16 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 118696

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

He said his goodbyes bravely, extending a sad exon strand to his buds. For the master plan, he sighed as the oven slammed.
by The PMS Avenger
Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:05 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 118696

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

I'm glad to hear the moratorium on yeast has been lifted. I find brewers's yeast quite effective at replenishing B vitamins, and yes, it is very tasty on popcorn. YOU IGNORANT FIEND! Yeast is destroying America. Its petty role in making bread rise is just a coverup for its real plan: world dominati...
by The PMS Avenger
Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:19 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 118696

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

As he inhaled his partner's stench, the astronaut realized that farting is to airlocks as politics are to the internet.
by The PMS Avenger
Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:42 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 118696

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

So, Ron Paul maybe? :D I met him over the summer! He gave me an autographed Constitution and maybe the greatest hug I've ever recieved. Twas magical. Also, I feel like I haven't creeped on Norm enough this week. The tatto artist blinked and asked, "The name Norm? Sure you want it done in tentacles?...
by The PMS Avenger
Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:23 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 118696

Re: Betrayed at every level, and cowed too

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:By her master's design, she was smug and mocking, and eschewed first principles. Another useful idiot for the cannons.
Yet she understood that the wilting was the fault of all three branches, not just one, and refused to enter the Fox's den.
by The PMS Avenger
Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:35 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 118696

Re: Betrayed at every level, and cowed too

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Perpetual motion is proven absurd, yet 1000's defend it.
So too, millions worship the slick tyrant who would kill them.
Tea parties. Ignorant masses cry Socialism! Sensation jets from all outlets. Media giants grin, "They're buying it."
by The PMS Avenger
Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:07 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 118696

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Ah, so we agree that Barack Hussein Obama is a monster. :wink: Who would've thought that the first Black Kenyan president would, in 2009, give ammunition to the bigots of 1965 (Democrats, BTW) by dragging the country to 1984. :lol: Chief of Staff: The Devil's such a delicious character, we'd have t...
by The PMS Avenger
Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:12 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 118696

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

"Barack HUSSEIN! He's Muslim!" blared Fox on the Whitehouse TV as the president chuckled and reabsorbed his tentacle.