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by bell
Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:47 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7459
Views: 833222

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Can you say Huitzilopochtli?" Mr Rogers asked.

"Huchteepoo," I began.

"I thought you could," he sighed.

Hell yawned.
by bell
Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:58 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Mixer
Replies: 9
Views: 1298

Re: Mixer

Yeah, that polyhyphenation felt organic to the piece, and it really did pack a wallop.
by bell
Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:50 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: If I Only...
Replies: 7
Views: 1036

Re: If I Only...

Niiiice.... :mrgreen:
by bell
Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:41 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7459
Views: 833222

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"You've heard of the No Child Left Behind Law, haven't you?" Santa shouted to Little Timmy as sleigh bells rang merrily.

:mrgreen:
by bell
Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:51 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7459
Views: 833222

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Mozgi," zombie moaned.
"#5 brain shop," I said. "Queue over there."
Zombie left.
Is good to live in socialist country.
by bell
Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:59 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 217 - Followed
Replies: 39
Views: 14635

Re: Drabblecast 217 - Followed

Loved the story. Very Kafkaesque. But better.
by bell
Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:32 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7459
Views: 833222

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The echoes died first. While the biker bled on fallen leaves, the forest whispered its sympathies to the wounded maple.
by bell
Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:09 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7459
Views: 833222

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Rattling its leaves over the dead biker, the forest whispered its sympathies to the wounded spruce. Who will think of the trees? The trees! nice one! Nope. It's not "one" at all. Length Nazi reports that it's way too short to be a Twabble -- which is exactly 100 characters, not counting spaces. Dra...
by bell
Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7459
Views: 833222

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Rattling its leaves over the dead biker, the forest whispered its sympathies to the wounded spruce.
by bell
Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:25 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7459
Views: 833222

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Thomas Daulton wrote:"My Mother The Car" Remake --

My boss scoffed when I requested family leave for a car repair. So my advanced AI, Safe Brake, GPS system subpoenaed him.
Ridi, pagliaccio...
by bell
Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:35 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Buffalo Soldier
Replies: 6
Views: 1157

Re: Buffalo Soldier

by bell
Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:25 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: He Who Undoes This Knot Shall Rule All the Suburbs
Replies: 2
Views: 558

Re: He Who Undoes This Knot Shall Rule All the Suburbs

What? Why am I the only one commenting? This is an awesome drabble!
by bell
Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:05 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Parsec Award... again...
Replies: 13
Views: 5988

Re: Parsec Award... again...

Big ups, you guys! Ultimately, a podcast may involve a whole bunch of people in key capacities, who all deserve a big hand, but all the really successful ones have a personality that is basically a construct of one single person - and the Drabblecast is Norm's alter ego. Even when I fastforward past...
by bell
Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:09 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Machine That Made Clothes
Replies: 3
Views: 592

Re: The Machine That Made Clothes

Profound.
by bell
Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:41 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Shameless Plug
Replies: 29
Views: 9398

Re: Shameless Plug

And another! On a roll here - ALL of these started out as drabbles!

http://eschatologyjournal.org/2011/08/2 ... elilovsky/

:D :shock: :o 8)
by bell
Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:25 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Tis true, tis pity, and pity tis tis true
Replies: 8
Views: 1126

Re: Tis true, tis pity, and pity tis tis true

This drabble turned out to be too long for

http://www.shortfastanddeadly.com/

so I shortened it to 420 characters, and they took it, for Issue 95 (about 7 weeks from now).

Wheee!
by bell
Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:21 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Picky
Replies: 15
Views: 1579

Re: Picky

HEY guys!

Would you believe I sold this drabble to Stupefying Stories 2?

for a whole $10, that's 10 cents a word!

How cool is that?
by bell
Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:32 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Quod Erat Demontratum -- OK for Dribblecast
Replies: 9
Views: 1060

Re: Quod Erat Demontratum -- OK for Dribblecast

Wheee!

This drabble formed the beginning of a much larger piece which, as of this morning, is sold to:

http://digitalsciencefiction.com/

/Wheee!

Gee, only took a year and a half...
by bell
Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:26 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: New 'Children's' Book: "Go The F*** To Sleep"
Replies: 8
Views: 1661

Re: New 'Children's' Book: "Go The F*** To Sleep"

Mikes wrote:And apparently Samuel L Jackson will be giving his voice to the audio version. Is there anyone better suited?
James Earl Jones?

John Cleese?

Jack Nicholson?
by bell
Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:21 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Schlongoratura soprano?
Replies: 1
Views: 753

Schlongoratura soprano?

A small water boatman of the species Micronecta scholtzi is seen in this photo from the University of Strathclyde Glasgow. The insect has been found to use its penis to perform a very loud mating call. Scientists say the "singing penis" -- relative to its body size -- is the loudest animal on Earth....