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by bell
Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:20 am
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Shameless Plug
Replies: 29
Views: 9565

Re: Shameless Plug

And now, for something completely different --

http://10flash.wordpress.com/genres/10f ... ore-white/

Another expanded drabble gets sold and published!

woohoo! :D :shock: 8) :lol: :twisted: :!:

read! comment! tell a friend!
by bell
Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:31 am
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Shameless Plug
Replies: 29
Views: 9565

Re: Shameless Plug

Sigh. I went to college with Elliot Spitzer, I was at the same high school (10 years before) Weiner. Have no choice but follow in their footsteps and become a schmuck? No. I can become a PUBLISHED schmuck. That's a higher grade of schmuckdom. Yes! Please read my story! Bring this whole discussion to...
by bell
Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:15 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Shameless Plug
Replies: 29
Views: 9565

Re: Shameless Plug

Cong Rats? I've heard of them; aren't they led by Ho Chi Mouse?
by bell
Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:40 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Shameless Plug
Replies: 29
Views: 9565

Shameless Plug

http://www.ideomancer.com/?p=823

My first semi-pro published story! Yay! :lol:

Read me! Comment me! Like me!
by bell
Fri May 27, 2011 12:47 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Until Proven Guilty
Replies: 1
Views: 462

Until Proven Guilty

“Mister Billingsley,” the QC said. “You stand accused of homophobia. How plead you?” “Innocent,” he wailed. “I’m innocent!” “Did you,” the QC continued, “on the tenth of August last, encounter at the corner of Eustace Street and Temple Bar a Mr Cillian Kilpatrick and a Mr Mario Spinelli?” “I did,” h...
by bell
Fri May 20, 2011 8:39 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858309

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"If it don't include my dog," said Old Jake, "I ain't going."

Everyone was still there on Sunday, except Jake and his dog.
by bell
Fri May 20, 2011 8:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858309

Re: The Velocirapture

cranialwrench wrote:Prepare your souls the men and women of earth. All will be judged by his curving claw of might. Beware the Velocirapture!
Clap Clap Clap!
by bell
Mon May 16, 2011 1:47 am
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)
Replies: 692
Views: 68678

Re: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)

The first five unique people to post a link to a drabble on this forum will have the linked story recorded, with sound effects, by me for The Dribblecast. I don't want to have to go find and pick some to record, so I'll let ya'll do that part for me {:0p You may link to anyone's story, but try for ...
by bell
Thu May 05, 2011 4:24 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)
Replies: 692
Views: 68678

Re: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)

is there a reason Itunes only sees 35 of the episodes?
by bell
Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858309

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?"

*CRASH*
*THUMP*
*CLANG*


*UNPRINTABLE*

"No! I meant, BUD Light!"
by bell
Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:54 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858309

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Life sucks, men stink, and nothing to wear," said a cavewoman, poking at a deerskin pensively. "On second thought..."
by bell
Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:09 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858309

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Fiat Lux," He said, hand outstretched. Then he looked to see if it was good. It was not. "No," He said. "I meant Bud Lite!"
by bell
Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:01 am
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)
Replies: 692
Views: 68678

Re: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)

Love the logo, love the new site!

Is most of the old content going to migrate to the new site, eventually? That would be so cool!
by bell
Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:06 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Cat in the Hat's Howl, by Alan Ginsburg
Replies: 7
Views: 1556

Re: Cat in the Hat's Howl, by Alan Ginsburg

And Seuss, who convinced people that poetry was fun for children.

Thus, by commutation...
by bell
Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:20 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Cat in the Hat's Howl, by Alan Ginsburg
Replies: 7
Views: 1556

Re: Cat in the Hat's Howl, by Alan Ginsburg

Image

I was going for a mental image of the cat teetering on the single step between the sublime and the ridiculous.

Looks like I succeeded in having you teeter on the same step.
by bell
Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:08 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Les Miserables, by Dr Seuss
Replies: 0
Views: 410

Les Miserables, by Dr Seuss

I’m not a criminal, I’m not Someone who stole a whole lot, I only took a piece of bread, Of hunger I was nearly dead, I did not steal a powdered wig, I didn't lift a plum or a fig, I didn't scarf a piece of meat, Or fish, or chicken, or something sweet, I did not nap a lamb or a kid, I did not snat...
by bell
Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:59 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858309

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Leto Atreides II awoke one morning from spice-induced trance to find himself transformed into a giant segmented worm.
by bell
Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:57 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858309

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Monty Python's Foundation:

It's not pining, it's passed on! The Empire is no more; bereft of life, it's ceased to exist!
by bell
Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:46 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Cat in the Hat's Howl, by Alan Ginsburg
Replies: 7
Views: 1556

Cat in the Hat's Howl, by Alan Ginsburg

The sun did not shine, it was cold, and the rain Bashed open our skulls and ate up our brains! I sat there with Sally, screaming under the stairways, When who do you think shoved his %*#$ in my face? Moloch! Solitude! Filth! It was Cat in the Hat! With a yellow paper rose twisted on a barrette! "Don...
by bell
Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:20 pm
Forum: 2010 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: Feature Story Nominations
Replies: 68
Views: 21356

Re: Feature Story Nominations

Interesting; ahilton and I picked the same 3 low-scoring stories (and, of course, Mongoose, which, like Roman roads, goes without saying...)