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by bell
Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:39 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 855107

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I gave her roses, long of stem,
and chocolate, dark and sweet.
Prostrate, I grovelled at her feet.
She did not give a damn.
by bell
Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:55 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 855107

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"You won't have another St Valentine's date with ice cream," I said.

"Well, OK," she said, exposing her neck to my fangs.
by bell
Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:47 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 855107

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

There is strychnine in the chocolates, and the teddy bear is booby-trapped. The roses are just roses. I am not a monster.
by bell
Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:31 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 191 - Primary Pollinator
Replies: 29
Views: 9692

Re: Drabblecast 191 - Primary Pollinator

Easily in the Top 10 episodes ever done in any of the 'casts I get -- alongside the Aliya Whitelys and MONGOOSE. Ireallyhope it gets People's Choice. Just hits that perfect note on the corner of Sublime and Ridiculous. Predictable ending, but -- in a good way. Like watching a Monty Python movie for ...
by bell
Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:21 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 195 - A Matter of Size
Replies: 49
Views: 7405

Re: Drabblecast 195- A Matter of Size by Robert Jeschonek

I was trying to explain to someone whose English was excellent but not the first language the difference between 'Cheesy' and 'Tacky'. Star Trek has cheesy special effects. Chaikovsky's music is cheesy. This is a cheesy story. Trouble is, I don't really have a good example of tacky. Oh yes I do! The...
by bell
Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:35 am
Forum: 2010 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: Episode Art Nominations
Replies: 64
Views: 19986

Re: Episode Art Nominations

191, 182, 161, 10, 7
by bell
Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:28 am
Forum: 2010 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: Drabble Nominations
Replies: 22
Views: 8600

Re: Drabble Nominations

166- The Work That Must Be Done by Nathan Lee 176- Parting the Veil by Nathan Lee. Kathy discovers a paper lunch sack full of mysterious styrofoam prop lunch 170- The Monkeys by Chris Munroe 158- Dear Occupant by Nathan Lee 153- The Offering by Liz Mierzejewski NB: No cash or favors were involved in...
by bell
Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:22 am
Forum: 2010 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: Feature Story Nominations
Replies: 68
Views: 21337

Re: Feature Story Nominations

Mongoose
Brief Candle
Going to the Chapel
Primary Pollinator
Reenactment
by bell
Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:15 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Police are looking for a hardened criminal
Replies: 4
Views: 831

Police are looking for a hardened criminal

Clowns Help Women Get Pregnant A study of 229 Israeli women undergoing in-vitro fertilization (IVF) to treat infertility found that a 15-minute visit from a trained "medical clown" immediately after the embryos were placed in the womb increased the chance of pregnancy to 36%, compared with 20% for w...
by bell
Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:14 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Woman attacks police officer with a... yeah, you guessed it
Replies: 5
Views: 821

Re: Woman attacks police officer with a... yeah, you guessed

When guns are outlawed, other weapons soon will follow.
by bell
Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:32 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL
Replies: 5
Views: 906

Re: NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

The Spam Scam Contest:

The Gift that Keeps on... probing...
by bell
Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:39 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 855107

Except from: Ivonics 101 - Urban Dialect for Ivy Leaguers

"Muffy looked mad bitchin' in her debutante gown. Her Manolo Blahniks were just the bomb!" said Bif.
by bell
Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:40 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: In Vino Veritas (obviously inspired by RAISINS)
Replies: 6
Views: 965

Re: In Vino Veritas (obviously inspired by RAISINS)

Howdy folks, my name is Jack,
Monterey's where I got my shack,
Jalapenos give me whack,
Taste me and you WILL come back...
..."for more, for more, for more, for more"... to the tune of HIT THE ROAD, JACK
by bell
Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:14 am
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Philcon 2010...
Replies: 0
Views: 697

Philcon 2010...

..anyone going?
by bell
Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:04 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: End of an Empire
Replies: 2
Views: 514

Re: End of an Empire

Twitter history. Twistory?
by bell
Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:11 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: EAT
Replies: 6
Views: 773

Re: EAT

...or Austria: http://kim.id.au/gallery/favourites/1ee0e2f676.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; http://www.flickr.com/photos/allanimal/136422082/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Cs0H6vaYYrM/SwqlZUJK2YI/AAAAAAAAAF4/-Hdc6y82s4I/s1600/Austria+D...
by bell
Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:48 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: EAT
Replies: 6
Views: 773

Re: EAT

Remind me never to stop anywhere near Essen...
by bell
Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:44 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Earth Disaster
Replies: 6
Views: 853

Re: Earth Disaster

--What're you up to, Gus?

--Oh, nothin' much. Just chillin' with my friends.
by bell
Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:41 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Facelift
Replies: 3
Views: 621

Re: Facelift

Mom's favorite video, no doubt:

by bell
Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:38 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Legislation
Replies: 3
Views: 595

Re: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Legislation

But... but... sputter...

I shouldn't be surprised. Divorce courts operate along pretty much the same principles.

It's funny 'cause it's true!