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by Travelin Corpse Feet
Fri May 27, 2011 4:57 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A very sparkle scrapbook
Replies: 1
Views: 383

Re: A very sparkle scrapbook

I'm sitting here reading this, and I'm like "yeah...yeah...yeah...YES. To hell with ponies.
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Fri May 27, 2011 4:55 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Standoff
Replies: 6
Views: 816

Re: A Standoff

So it's basically a season of Dragonball Z? I feel ashamed that I watched that show and know what you're getting it. Was thinking more along the lines of those scenes in western movies where there'll be a gunfight, and the two participants just stand there staring at one another, sweat beading on t...
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Thu May 26, 2011 4:54 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Standoff
Replies: 6
Views: 816

Re: A Standoff

So it's basically a season of Dragonball Z? I feel ashamed that I watched that show and know what you're getting it. Was thinking more along the lines of those scenes in western movies where there'll be a gunfight, and the two participants just stand there staring at one another, sweat beading on t...
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Wed May 25, 2011 1:39 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 205 - Trifecta XVI
Replies: 8
Views: 2735

Re: Drabblecast 205 - Trifecta XVI

This one was alright I guess, but nothing that grabbed me, consumed my flesh and held my hand through the time portal. "Wonder" was nauseatingly horrific, which would be a good tagline for a cereal made in the hoary netherworld.
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Tue May 24, 2011 9:29 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: What's your story?
Replies: 1
Views: 420

Re: What's your story?

This'd be a very good concept for a short story.
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Tue May 24, 2011 9:27 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Standoff
Replies: 6
Views: 816

A Standoff

Malcom Hamm long held the title of sweatiest man in Clark county, so when Black Bart McGurtny arrived in Hamm’s driveway, having pedaled his bicycle uphill to Hamm’s farm in the soupy August heat and leaving a damp splotch down the road as far as an eye could follow, Hamm was livid. “They say you’re...
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Mon May 23, 2011 3:14 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Summon the Demons
Replies: 2
Views: 473

Summon the Demons

The night burst in blues and reds Above the castle of King Malfarctus. There was an earsplitting thunderclap as the ritual abruptly ended. Crickets chirped in the royal garden. “Where are my demons?” demanded Malfarctus of his archmage. “Are you sure you did this right?” “Absolutely m’lord. Every la...
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Fri May 20, 2011 3:42 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Victoria's Secret
Replies: 3
Views: 654

Re: Victoria's Secret

I don't get it. Is the queen some kind of steampunk cyborg or a mad scientist/inventor?
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Fri May 20, 2011 3:40 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Avatar Of SensationReveller986
Replies: 5
Views: 816

Re: The Avatar Of SensationReveller986

Man, how in the world did you get benched for Jimmy Clausen? I'm guessing drabble writing wasn't something they looked at. :D
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Fri May 13, 2011 7:31 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 204 - Doubleheader IX
Replies: 7
Views: 2232

Re: Drabblecast 204 - Doubleheader IX

Ah, I knew "Hard Choices" sounded familiar. I'd read it in Brain Harvest some time ago. Took me a bit to figure that one out. Good choice by Norm in going through South Dakota, which is the least boring of that stack of rectangles in the middle of the country. Which is kind of like winning the award...
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Thu May 12, 2011 3:32 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Within an Egg in a Duck in a Box Under a Tree
Replies: 9
Views: 1102

Re: Within an Egg in a Duck in a Box Under a Tree

Q: What's the difference between and egg in a duck in a box under a tree, and a BMW?





A: None. Both have a prick inside.
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Thu May 12, 2011 3:26 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Clown Shoe Brandy
Replies: 2
Views: 547

Clown Shoe Brandy

Tony hurled the purple bottle at me with the force of a freight train. I took a swig and immediately my hair burst into flames. “What the hell is this stuff?” I yelled. “Clown Shoe brandy!” Tony shrieked, smoke pouring from his mouth. “It makes things awesome!” We were suddenly on top of a speeding ...
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Wed May 11, 2011 9:36 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Crisis of Competence
Replies: 7
Views: 1938

Re: Crisis of Competence

When I wrote it, I loved it.

About a day after I'd posted it here? I hated it.

Then I heard the dribble and I loved it again. Thanks Tbaker!
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Thu May 05, 2011 2:52 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7552
Views: 883021

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Also dropped this one onto my Twitter feed.

Only after the razor’d cut into my throat did I realize the barber’s sign held no mistake: “Shave and a haircut, to bits.”
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Wed May 04, 2011 1:16 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Crisis of Competence
Replies: 7
Views: 1938

Re: Crisis of Competence

Come now. We've all been duck spanking before. It's a perfectly natural behavior that we all experience as a part of growing up. Particularly if you live close to ponds.
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Wed May 04, 2011 1:14 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7552
Views: 883021

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Sort of a two-parter here.

Mars needed moms. He’d fed the last of the dads to his latest pet war, a stymied affair in Troy. Moms were all that was left.

The moms of Greece were formed into ranks. But what to call them?
“Ladies,” Mars said. “You’re now the Army of the Undad.”
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:03 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Crisis of Competence
Replies: 7
Views: 1938

Crisis of Competence

A new crisis was upon us now that the world’s supply of reason had been utterly spent. And there was only one man brilliant enough to save us. I arrived in Doctor Manfred’s office to discuss the issue, only to find him kneeling on a desk chair, careening through the office like madman. An assistant ...
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:35 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Little People
Replies: 5
Views: 895

Re: The Little People

That does it, I'm not vacuuming today.
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:34 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Secret of Jenny's Baby
Replies: 3
Views: 674

Re: The Secret of Jenny's Baby

I'm on to you, CLP. Or should I say Cylon Liberation Party!?
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:29 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Delicious
Replies: 2
Views: 455

Re: Delicious

I don't normally do this, but "manfully?" Seriously? "Sorry," said the woman, as the locks slammed shut and dark forms rose from the shadows behind the counter. "We're no longer serving dinner. It's the breakfast menu now." As someone who once lived in an area with a lot of 24-hour, breakfast anytim...