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by Domition
Sat May 08, 2010 2:44 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Rutabagastrophe (Formerly Just Don't Ask)
Replies: 4
Views: 828

Re: Just Don't Ask

What do you think, Straw, this one needs a better title, no? Something to draw attention to its DC dorkyness while simultaneously conveying a sense of vegetable defiling. Any suggestions? What about Rutabagastrophe? Double entendre?
by Domition
Sat May 08, 2010 2:25 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1187245

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

They say the secret to success is to master yourself.
Regrettably, Jim only succeeded in mastering how to bait himself.


I'm noticing a theme here, ASID, I'm pretty sure they have several ointments for that, too.
by Domition
Sat May 08, 2010 2:23 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Election Night
Replies: 23
Views: 2077

Re: Election Night

...other than i would like our local postal carrier to get some glasses and read that Scott Molson is not M. Olson anymore. I now know Scott very well and we exchange mail about once or twice a month 2 buildings away. Having delivered mail for four years and had 110 Silver Leaf right above 110 Sand...
by Domition
Sat May 08, 2010 2:16 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Election Night
Replies: 23
Views: 2077

Re: Election Night

ROU Killing Time wrote:Only you could read this and do it justice, Pheno. :D
Oooo, let me try, ever since "So I married an axe murderer" I can totally do Scottish. Great drabble, this sort of thing would add a whole lot to politics in general.
by Domition
Sat May 08, 2010 2:10 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: One Little Crow
Replies: 15
Views: 1522

Re: One Little Crow

True, although it does sometimes happen
by Domition
Sat May 08, 2010 12:33 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Rutabagastrophe (Formerly Just Don't Ask)
Replies: 4
Views: 828

Rutabagastrophe (Formerly Just Don't Ask)

While pondering the drabblecast theme song he decided to test its voracity for himself. Having visited the grocery store some weeks before the rutabaga was sufficiently shrivelled. Seeking the necessary privacy he locked himself in the bedroom, turned down the lights and proceeded with the experimen...
by Domition
Sat May 08, 2010 12:11 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1187245

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I prefer to think 'bent' is more accurate. Someone once suggested I should get it, and it sounded like a good idea at the time Norm could write a jingle. It's Bent . You know you want it. You deserve it. Get it. Ok, now I know you have been hanging out with my Granny. That is exactly what she told ...
by Domition
Sat May 08, 2010 12:08 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1187245

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

ejbman wrote:Back at ya:

Jonah sat contented, chewing, thinking of the savings in cereal. Cockroaches are so crunchy in milk!
Ewww, nice. Double back at ya:
Roach urine, combined with liberal amounts of aphid milk and fly sputum has been shown to alleviate testicular cancer.
by Domition
Sat May 08, 2010 12:02 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1187245

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

ejbman wrote:
Domition wrote:Why The Bed Bugs Bight:
The flea god mated furiously with the swollen follicle. Besotted, he awaited the arrival of the holy fruit of his loins.
Ewwww! Go one :)
Go one? Thanks, I think.
by Domition
Fri May 07, 2010 11:57 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1187245

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Immobilized, the parents writhed in agony as yet another "Wheels on the Bus" assaulted them. Never adopt a mutant baby.
by Domition
Fri May 07, 2010 11:51 pm
Forum: Drabblecast Fan Archive
Topic: Who uses the Archives?
Replies: 17
Views: 7765

Re: Who uses the Archives?

Hee hee. Welcome aboard. Once you're caught up, then you have to wait a WHOLE WEEK before each new episode comes out. The Horror! I won't let that happen, there seem to be plenty of affordable time machines out there these days. I love how around episode 22 or so the voice seems to break and bam: P...
by Domition
Fri May 07, 2010 11:46 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Single-Serving - @)) Drabble
Replies: 14
Views: 1417

Re: Single-Serving - @)) Drabble

oh the silly things you do when you remove a personal pronoun to make 100 characters. thanks dominion for that nugget of wisdom that makes a sentence understandable. People here have already probably welcomed you but i would like to say welcome to the drabbleforums. As of late i moved and was sick ...
by Domition
Fri May 07, 2010 11:40 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Man Who Could See The Future is Captured by The Agency
Replies: 2
Views: 581

Re: The Man Who Could See The Future is Captured by The Agency

Sweet, although I did see it coming.
by Domition
Fri May 07, 2010 11:38 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: One Little Crow
Replies: 15
Views: 1522

Re: One Little Crow

It's not for grammar: A brake is a part of a car. A break is not. Naming a car part gives you the essential clue to know what the raven is killing. (IMO.) The undeadness of grammar is questionable, but English spelling is certainly unholy. The raven uses his b ea k to br ea k man's cr ea tion, salv...
by Domition
Fri May 07, 2010 10:56 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1187245

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Damn it, Granny, I guess she wasn't including herself when she said "Always keep it in the family". Also, I'm pretty sure its a porpoise
by Domition
Fri May 07, 2010 7:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1187245

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

You didn't miss it, Strawman is too warped to feel eerie unease, he's more of a blinding terror guy. Uhh, I think.
by Domition
Thu May 06, 2010 11:29 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1187245

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Why The Bed Bugs Bight:
The flea god mated furiously with the swollen follicle. Besotted, he awaited the arrival of the holy fruit of his loins.
by Domition
Thu May 06, 2010 11:06 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Single-Serving - @)) Drabble
Replies: 14
Views: 1417

Re: Single-Serving - @)) Drabble

Single-Serving By Morgan Olson For the past 3 years I lived next to a man who always had smells coming down the hall. The smells would range from the best bread you ever had to an open sewer. My wife mentioned how much nicer our place was now and I just let it go. Well, until my curiosity got the b...
by Domition
Thu May 06, 2010 11:00 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Construction
Replies: 1
Views: 537

Construction

The apprentice electrician gaped in horror at what he had done. Only three screws and two wires were amiss but the nightmare continued despite his mind's feeble attempts to deny the truth. Had it been thirty six inches with three eighths subtracted to accommodate the four by four box at the end of t...
by Domition
Thu May 06, 2010 9:03 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1187245

Re: She popped a what in his where?

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Maude called it "Cap and Trade". For everyone she murdered, she adopted an African baby. She said it was murder neutral.


Alternate title, in honor of Domition: "Fresh Corpses, a Zombie Love Story"
:lol: I think the first one is better but it is an honour