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by ejbman
Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:08 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: 3D Tattoos: Tattoo gets implants
Replies: 1
Views: 572

3D Tattoos: Tattoo gets implants

Who says tattoos don't get insecure?

This is over a year old, but... well, in case you haven't seen it, you should add it to your 'new lows' file.

Silicone implants for a tattoo
by ejbman
Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:35 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 45605

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

There is no way Lamb Chops will best the bear. Here in Colorado, there is a stock show each year. And each year, there is an event called Mutton Bustin'. This is where human toddler children best adult sheep. Here is an example: http://www.mustbeart.com/photo/2005-05-23-fairentries/full/MuttonBustin...
by ejbman
Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:43 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 45605

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

Lamb Chops is just going to be nipping at the heels of the other two like Paris Hilton's Chihuahua. His hardware is only going to tickle the the other two, if they even notice. Boris will use the kitana to pick fragments of Chop's skull from his teeth and use the shiruken to pick the wool out from u...
by ejbman
Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:50 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Futuristic airships to move buildings, jaded millionaires
Replies: 0
Views: 874

Futuristic airships to move buildings, jaded millionaires

Skylifter’s engineers are now working on a 23-metre unmanned version dubbed Nikki . They plan to construct a full-sized 150-metre piloted prototype, Lucy , over the next three years. If that works, Skylifter craft may yet bring relief to stranded disaster victims—and also to jaded millionaires sick...
by ejbman
Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:52 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 45605

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

Boris will defeat all opponents, break their backs, and go out for another three hundred shots of vodka and several packs of black market cigarettes. Dosvedanya, comrades. Well said. I would just add that I think Boris will probably skewer Tommy by the tail and swing him around in an ever-quickenin...
by ejbman
Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:24 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)
Replies: 692
Views: 69433

Re: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)

Regarding dibs: this might be taking things too seriously, but there's a free project/todo/collaboration list thingy at voo2do.com... Hm. Doesn't look quite as collaborative as I'd like, but maybe that's because I haven't logged in. It does remind me of a bugtracker, though. In a sense, that's the ...
by ejbman
Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:58 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)
Replies: 692
Views: 69433

Re: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)

Regarding dibs: this might be taking things too seriously, but there's a free project/todo/collaboration list thingy at http://hitask.com
by ejbman
Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:51 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)
Replies: 692
Views: 69433

Re: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)

tbaker2500 wrote:Hah! Normalized was awesome.
swamp wrote: I look forward to ejbman's readings.
Humble thanks to you both.

swamp wrote:Oh, what am I saying, I love evryone's dribbles.
phenopath wrote:Lovin' your work cdugger
I concur!
by ejbman
Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:06 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 45605

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

Well, it is has now become clear, from the discussion on the podcast, that Boris will win. As a result of the totally relevant insights about jousting ostriches, the height advantage always wins (as strawman should know). http://www.avians.net/scarletdown/gallery/Misc-Art/Joust-Concept-Art-001.jpg B...
by ejbman
Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:43 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Nudists fight for bare essentials as swingers invade holiday
Replies: 9
Views: 1634

Re: Nudists fight for bare essentials as swingers invade holiday

Good thing this forum is high on irony and glibness and low on gravitas and erudition.
by ejbman
Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:50 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Geocentrism alive and well. Check out "Galileo Was Wrong"
Replies: 4
Views: 1024

Geocentrism alive and well. Check out "Galileo Was Wrong"

Geocentrism: They Know It But They're Hiding It
http://www.catholicintl.com/galileowaswrong/index.html

Yeah, that Pasteur guy was smokin' crack too. And what about Leeuwenhoek? More like Leeuwenhoax! Animalcules? As if. Everybody knows those are Floaters.
by ejbman
Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:46 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Nudists fight for bare essentials as swingers invade holiday
Replies: 9
Views: 1634

Nudists fight for bare essentials as swingers invade holiday

A flurry of arson attacks on sex clubs two years ago was blamed on low-level terrorism by nudist fundamentalists. Terrorist Nudist Fundamentalists? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/nudists-fight-for-bare-essentials-as-swingers-invade-holiday-colony-2087042.html
by ejbman
Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:15 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 45605

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

I think I'm going with Boris. Grizzly Kills Sheep And Grizzly Kills 13 Sheep Not to mention Grizzly Killed 20 Sheep In One Night This latter phrase sounds very much like a euphemism for something dirty. ("That's right, Tom, the two of them were in there "killin' sheep" all night long, if ya know wha...
by ejbman
Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:40 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: UFOs Spying on Our Nukes, Airmen Claim
Replies: 0
Views: 568

UFOs Spying on Our Nukes, Airmen Claim

Not kidding.
“This is real. It’s not science fiction. It’s not movie theater stuff,” Capt. Robert Salas told Discovery News.
http://news.discovery.com/space/ufos-sp ... claim.html
by ejbman
Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:39 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Owner of Segway company dies....
Replies: 6
Views: 859

Re: Owner of Segway company dies....

Ah hell. What's the use of being sarcastic, ironic and an inventor of poetic justice scenarios when reality keeps beating you to the punch? I ask you!
by ejbman
Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:38 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Artificial limbs that feel
Replies: 6
Views: 845

Re: Artificial limbs that feel

The thread title made me think of prosthetics that have emotions. Jim's artificial "smart hand" shuddered and thought, "Nooo! not the toilet again, can't you use your other hand wipe yourself once in a while!" Ha ha! Nice one! Cut out 20 characters and you can submit it as a TwitFic. Perhaps: Jim's...
by ejbman
Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:05 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 45605

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

Mikes wrote:I've never seen a meth head so I don't know. Field trip opportunity, perhaps?
Maybe a research grant.
by ejbman
Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:36 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Artificial limbs that feel
Replies: 6
Views: 845

Re: Artificial limbs that feel

You all read my mind. It's amazing. I guess I'm just that transparent.
by ejbman
Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:08 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Artificial limbs that feel
Replies: 6
Views: 845

Re: Artificial limbs that feel

Why yes! And the 14 inch ... ahrmm ... forearm.
by ejbman
Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:54 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Artificial limbs that feel
Replies: 6
Views: 845

Artificial limbs that feel

Artificial limbs that feel: How a fiber optic connection will hook up prosthetics to the brain http://www.smartplanet.com/technology/blog/science-scope/artificial-limbs-that-feel-how-a-fiber-optic-connection-will-hook-up-prosthetics-to-the-brain/4342/ So what about artificial 'limbs' one uses for pu...