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by Mikes
Mon May 07, 2012 12:15 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
Replies: 81
Views: 25994

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-

ROU Killing Time wrote:Of course whether or not Bill's bending aBility amounts to an I.W.I.N. button will be settled the voters.
Unfortunately I think you're right.

I've said it once and I'll say it again; democracy just does not work.
by Mikes
Fri May 04, 2012 6:02 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
Replies: 81
Views: 25994

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-

As silly as randomly excreting anti-venom into his bloodstream because he happened upon a Snaketopus. May I direct you to Exhibit A: Far though from harmless: can manipulate reality, in particular probability, to its advantage. Should a dive-bomb attack be heading LBP's way, oh look, it misses. Sho...
by Mikes
Fri May 04, 2012 3:28 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
Replies: 81
Views: 25994

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-

cinnamon wrote:IT SURE WOULD BE LUCKY IF CRICKET BAT WERE ACTUALLY GODZILLA, WOULDN'T IT????!!!
Now you're just getting silly.
by Mikes
Fri May 04, 2012 2:34 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
Replies: 81
Views: 25994

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-

It would be just his luck that he luckily decided to load up on it that morning. Chance is fine thing.
by Mikes
Fri May 04, 2012 2:14 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
Replies: 81
Views: 25994

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-

(The groin flesh at the corner of the cup at the top of the thigh is particularly tender and well-laden with vasculature. )
.. or perhaps with antivemon and an anticiagulant which would leave Snaketopus's blood leaking from its cloaca. It would be very unlucky if that were the case....
by Mikes
Fri May 04, 2012 1:34 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
Replies: 81
Views: 25994

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-

ROU Killing Time wrote: Snaketopus reach, when snaketicles fully extended, would easily extend to CB's groin and beyond, (but after reaching the groin, does he really need to worry about the beyond?)
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Your move, Snaketopus.
by Mikes
Fri May 04, 2012 12:22 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
Replies: 81
Views: 25994

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-

Hmmm, or LBP could mess with probability to have Cricket Bat defeat Snaketopus somehow. I could see this happening. Cricket Bat is kitted out in full criket gear, so plenty of padding around the legs where Snaketopus would be aiming for, and the bat could deflect any spit attacks at his upper body....
by Mikes
Thu May 03, 2012 12:13 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
Replies: 81
Views: 25994

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-

I propose that everyone intending to vote in this round should put Luck Bill's powers to teh test. Flip a coin... Did it. It came up Duck. ...roll dice... Did it. Did it three times in fact. It came up Quack, Quack, Quack. The number of the duck. ...or find some other method of determining which me...
by Mikes
Wed May 02, 2012 5:05 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
Replies: 81
Views: 25994

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-

Well unless one of the other two can get some form of potato-based attack going I'm thinking Bill has this nailed.
by Mikes
Wed May 02, 2012 4:16 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
Replies: 81
Views: 25994

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-

tbaker2500 wrote:Luck-Bill can only win by accident.
Did you not see the video?
by Mikes
Wed May 02, 2012 3:52 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
Replies: 81
Views: 25994

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-

Vote platypus, and perhaps you'll get 'lucky' with that hot chick from Accounts.
by Mikes
Wed May 02, 2012 2:42 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
Replies: 81
Views: 25994

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-

I'm torn here. Not between all three, hell no, I have not time for cricket. The fight's between Snaketopus and Luck Billed Platypus. On the surface, Snake has all the advantages. Great attack, maleable body, poison... but we can't discount the value of luck, as Lister demonstrates here: hKHLOo1WgDQ ...
by Mikes
Tue May 01, 2012 5:17 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Problem (Mech themed)
Replies: 14
Views: 1545

Re: The Problem (Mech themed)

....well I've been played. Too focused on MBDM, that's my problem.
by Mikes
Tue May 01, 2012 2:05 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Problem (Mech themed)
Replies: 14
Views: 1545

Re: The Problem (Mech themed)

Adding sound effects to the forums is a fine idea. We should also have boos and cheers on the MBDM forum, as well as beast sounds, obviously.
by Mikes
Tue May 01, 2012 12:28 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Problem (Mech themed)
Replies: 14
Views: 1545

Re: The Problem (Mech themed)

Fair enough, but going from brain-harvesting mech soldiers to Cricketbat and his musical legs within three posts is surely more a skid then a drift.
by Mikes
Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:21 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 241 - The Dead
Replies: 26
Views: 8278

Re: Drabblecast 241 - The Dead

Two thumbs up. The story was fantastic, and the idea was quite chilling, and wholly believable. Probably because it's so believable. One just has to look at Apple for a quick example of how a company puts profits above all; there is never such as a thing as too much money for corporations, and human...
by Mikes
Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:17 am
Forum: 2012 (season V)
Topic: MBDM 2012 - Overview
Replies: 25
Views: 14900

Re: MBDM 2012 - Overview

strawman wrote:Mega-cheeky Manta Panda.

Or, for short: LMAO tse Tung
:lol:
by Mikes
Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:50 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Problem (Mech themed)
Replies: 14
Views: 1545

Re: The Problem (Mech themed)

Well this conversation hasn't gone the way I thought it would.
by Mikes
Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:32 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Problem (Mech themed)
Replies: 14
Views: 1545

The Problem (Mech themed)

“The Problem, Mister President, is one of drive.” The President leant back. His first days had been a steep learning curve, but this shocked him to his core. “And by ‘drive’...?” “The will to continue,” said the Cybernautics Division head. “Before we place the, um, brain into the new chassis, we mus...
by Mikes
Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:11 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R1 Squarrel vs Phantom Ray vs Red Panda
Replies: 68
Views: 25864

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 1 - Squarrel vs Phantom Ray vs Red Pan

tbaker2500 wrote:Congratulations Mikes, your first win in a while!
The law of averages said I had to back a winner at some point :wink: I was beginning to think my support was the kiss of death, and was already coming up with ways to profit from that.