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by Mikes
Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:20 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Bone-eating 'zombie' worms drill with acid
Replies: 4
Views: 1433

Re: Bone-eating 'zombie' worms drill with acid

Next year's MBDM winner?
by Mikes
Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:37 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed
Replies: 38
Views: 21592

Re: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed

tbaker2500 wrote: Magic incantations take time. Anybody who's ever played D&D or some such knows this to be true.
Nah, Anyone who's played Warcraft could tell you he'd have some instants in there.

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by Mikes
Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:13 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed
Replies: 38
Views: 21592

Re: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed

strawman wrote:C'mon folks, have we forgotten our basic physics?
We are in a round where one contestant uses necromancy, and you're claiming science?
by Mikes
Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:55 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed
Replies: 38
Views: 21592

Re: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed

Necromander has no offense or defense except magic. Since magi isn't defined, if people like him he'll be all-powerful, if they don't he's weak. My thoughts exactly. I'm going with the Harry Potter school of Dark Arts, IE, he's bad arse. even wizards could bring down giants in the battle for Hogwar...
by Mikes
Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:10 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Being 'Born-Again' Linked to More Brain Atrophy: Study
Replies: 4
Views: 1389

Re: Being 'Born-Again' Linked to More Brain Atrophy: Study

strawman wrote:I think what they're getting at is that people who are "born again" are turning back into monkeys.
Unless 'in less than a week' is affixed to the end of this sentence I'm not that bothered.
by Mikes
Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:28 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Big Brother.... on MARS!
Replies: 2
Views: 983

Big Brother.... on MARS!

Big Brother on Mars . Apparently not a hoax. The Mars One online statement explains that by using the $6bn (4.7bn euros; £3.8bn) generated through the biggest-ever television spectacle, the team will have enough knowledge and resources to set up a permanent colony on Mars. Basically this means turn...
by Mikes
Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:01 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Mystery Disc Found on Baltic Sea Floor
Replies: 0
Views: 1021

Mystery Disc Found on Baltic Sea Floor

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/topstories/2012/06/15/si-uso-300.jpg *CRRK!*This is diver one, we found the Millenium Falcom, over *CRRK!* A crew of Swedish divers scavenging the Baltic Sea for treasures has shared new images of their baffling discovery — a large disc-shaped object settled on the...
by Mikes
Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:52 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Great Old One Witnesses [Lovecraft themed]
Replies: 1
Views: 501

Great Old One Witnesses [Lovecraft themed]

‘Hello, sir! Is something missing from your life this fine morning?’ ‘No, nothing.’ ‘Ah but you’d be amazed how much you never knew you missed not knowing Great Cthulhu.’ ‘I don’t have time – what?’ ‘Great Cthulhu.. I assure you, he has time for you .’ ‘Kf…?’ ‘Cthulhu, sir. With a Cth . The question...
by Mikes
Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:15 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Ducks ain't the only necropheliac rapist birds
Replies: 4
Views: 1401

Ducks ain't the only necropheliac rapist birds

Take a waddle forward, penguins . Penguins are cute, cuddly and apparently enjoy necrophilia, homosexuality and chick abuse. The sex behaviours of the Adelie penguins were documented by a British surgeon on Scott's 1910 Antarctic expedition. But the findings were thought to be so shocking and deprav...
by Mikes
Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:20 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Another reason not to be looking forward to that next b-day
Replies: 1
Views: 878

Re: Another reason not to be looking forward to that next b-

But science has shown birthdays are good for you. It's proven that those who have more live longer.
by Mikes
Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:15 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R3 Siaflease vs Flamingoliath vs Dreadnaughtilus
Replies: 45
Views: 18435

Re: MBDM 2012 R3 Siaflease vs Flamingoliath vs Dreadnaughtil

Booyah! Take that you pink bird! Go back to Sesame Street!
by Mikes
Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:22 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Invisible Squids
Replies: 1
Views: 915

Invisible Squids

Or, to put it another way, the reason Cthulhu has yet to be found. Sarah Zylinski and Sonke Johnsen from Duke University in North Carolina, US, carried out the research. They say this switchable camouflage allows the animals to hide more effectively in their uniquely gloomy marine environment. When ...
by Mikes
Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:00 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Bulgarian Archeologists Dig Up Vampire Corpses
Replies: 4
Views: 1387

Bulgarian Archeologists Dig Up Vampire Corpses

Corpses. Plural. http://www.medicaldaily.com/news/20120605/10175/vampire-bulgaria-bozhidar-dimitrov.htm Bozhidar Dimitrov, head of the National History Museum in the Bulgarian capital, Sofia, said on Tuesday that Bulgarian archaeologists have unearthed two skeletons from the Middle Ages pierced thro...
by Mikes
Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:58 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face
Replies: 8
Views: 2233

Re: man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face

CDC denies zombie outbreak.

That's exactly what I'd say to avoid panic, too.
by Mikes
Mon May 28, 2012 11:49 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R3 Siaflease vs Flamingoliath vs Dreadnaughtilus
Replies: 45
Views: 18435

Re: MBDM 2012 R3 Siaflease vs Flamingoliath vs Dreadnaughtil

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate fleas explode?

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by Mikes
Mon May 28, 2012 3:46 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R3 Siaflease vs Flamingoliath vs Dreadnaughtilus
Replies: 45
Views: 18435

Re: MBDM 2012 R3 Siaflease vs Flamingoliath vs Dreadnaughtil

This weekend a friend called me up. "Michael," he said, "I've been looking over the team Roy Hodgson put together for England's run at the Euro cup, and I was wondering what your opinion was of him picking Terry instead of Ferdinand?" And I replied; "Who cares?! I need to dedicate some serious throu...
by Mikes
Mon May 28, 2012 1:59 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891753

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Nope he's still alive. Just turned 90 today, too. It was that news which made me though... yeah, Death better be prepared when he goes.