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by Non-Euclidean Geo.
Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:17 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 49775

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

Life force =/= intelligence. We've established that Scarhottie doesn't get any abilities from the other opponent, good or bad. He wouldn't get stupid. Oops. Missed that little tidbit. Scarhottie? Quick question: Do the winners of each round take on the losers' strengths and weaknesses, or just the ...
by Non-Euclidean Geo.
Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:57 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 49775

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

I mean, have you ever played catch with a dog, throwing one tennis ball, then throwing him a loop by adding a second ball (throwing them both at the same time)? The dog goes back and forth between the two balls at least three times before choosing the one to bring back. And that's an intelligent do...
by Non-Euclidean Geo.
Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:01 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 49775

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

You be very careful where you tread with Charlie Hustle or I'll drop a can of rabid Phillies Fan on your ass! I hear said can is full of tazers, vomit and batteries. Philly fan as mega-beast: Boosantasaurus. Okay, this is easy. Tristegatops takes out Skankho'tep right at the opening bell just befor...
by Non-Euclidean Geo.
Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:51 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 49775

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

Stupidity is underrated. Pete Rose has got to be one of the dumbest human beings on the planet and yet he's the all-time hit king. A head devoid of thought is an advantage in battle. Minotaurd will just go on muscle memory and not overthink about what pitch is coming.....err, make that flying Triste...
by Non-Euclidean Geo.
Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:41 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: R0 - Listener/Forums Mega-Beast Suggestions
Replies: 117
Views: 41841

Re: R0 - Listener/Forums Mega-Beast Suggestions

tbaker2500 wrote:
Non-Euclidean Geo. wrote: Welcome to the forums, N-EG.
Thanks, glad to be here. I suggested Uzicorn before reading the rest of the thread. Not to disrespect my own beast, but Birmingham Meth Worm and Flatypus are kick ass.
by Non-Euclidean Geo.
Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:20 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: R0 - Listener/Forums Mega-Beast Suggestions
Replies: 117
Views: 41841

Re: R0 - Listener/Forums Mega-Beast Suggestions

I'd like to nominate Uzicorn Uzicorn is not just a unicorn with the barrel of an uzi for a horn. Uzicorn also sports hooves that plant horseshoe shaped claymore mines with every step. Or, the claymores can be launched with a kick from Uzicorn's hind legs. In addition, Uzicorn's tail lashes out rainb...