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by uncre8d1
Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:56 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
Replies: 2239
Views: 237336

Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

I got into a conversation about living in a snow globe filled with glitter, which naturally made me wonder how sharp the glitter would be.


The blades so pretty
Fly, and in their pilgrimage
They trail red beauty
by uncre8d1
Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:27 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: No More, and No Less
Replies: 6
Views: 1127

Re: No More, and No Less

Varda wrote:...I know that *I* would love to read about Mandela's adventures in Narnia and Hogwarts.

Nah, I'd rather drop Mike Rowe in there.
by uncre8d1
Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:08 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The End of the End (Retired theme)
Replies: 8
Views: 1744

Re: The End of the End (The Outcast theme)

This is really good. The fall of a King Conan, wherein Conan is played by an unshaven Willem Dafoe and the kingdom consists of a fortified Wal-Mart Supercenter.
by uncre8d1
Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:54 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Jonothan's having an off day (Extinct/Endangered Species)
Replies: 5
Views: 946

Jonothan's having an off day (Extinct/Endangered Species)

The copier was jammed again. Figures , thought Jonothan as he knelt before the spiteful god of his workday and made his obeisance. He winced. Ah, my old friend Tension Headache . The pain only lasted a moment, but whatever. He finished up with the copier, refraining from kicking the piece of crap th...
by uncre8d1
Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:23 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Moving On
Replies: 0
Views: 1301

Moving On

Angeline raised the sleeve of her worn hoodie and roughly scrubbed the tears from her eyes. She watched as Eddie shouldered the too-familiar bag and turned away. "Stay." He began to walk slowly toward the door, his duct taped leg dragging. "I'm not the kind of man you want around." "At least you're ...
by uncre8d1
Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:11 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
Replies: 2239
Views: 237336

Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

At the risk of harming the AI/technoreligious momentum, I've been away from the forum for a good long while and I'm happy to see a poetry thread. Here's one I wrote for my daughter (apologies to anyone offended by its lack of Drabbleness). Twirl through blue blossoms Strong father defends your heart...
by uncre8d1
Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:25 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Mermaid Chase, by Katarzyna B.
Replies: 7
Views: 866

Re: The Mermaid Chase, by Katarzyna B.

strawman wrote:Ah, the power of suggestion...
Ah, I see what I did there. Apologies; don't intend to be that guy who writes your story for you. It seems my brain has lacked an outlet lately, and kinda explodified.
by uncre8d1
Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:55 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Meanwhile, at my Realtor's office...
Replies: 2
Views: 831

Re: Meanwhile, at my Realtor's office...

This property features a large in-ground drowning pool, false-bottomed drawers, a floor drain in every room, and hot and cold running hydrochloric acid in the extra large sink. You must be crazy... not to buy.
by uncre8d1
Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:47 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Thief
Replies: 5
Views: 764

Re: Thief

Time well lost, I say. Clever.
by uncre8d1
Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:38 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A couple Drabbles
Replies: 7
Views: 1110

Re: A couple Drabbles

I enjoyed all four of them. The second was my favorite, though the fourth really resonates :)
by uncre8d1
Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:28 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Fashion Report
Replies: 4
Views: 708

Re: Fashion Report

An elegant punfest-turned-social commentary. (I would use the Latin as in magna-***-laude but I was banned from two forums before I caught that particular faux pas). Nicely done. Wait, do these count as puns? In any case, it made me smirk, it reinforced my cynicism, and my day is a little bit richer.
by uncre8d1
Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:10 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: And Red All Over, by Brian B.
Replies: 2
Views: 505

Re: And Red All Over, by Brian B.

What if it's always been a mask?

Also chuckling, by the way. Good one.
by uncre8d1
Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:04 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Mermaid Chase, by Katarzyna B.
Replies: 7
Views: 866

Re: The Mermaid Chase, by Katarzyna B.

The thing that sets my gears spinning in this one: the boomerang. How does it work? Am I wrong in my impression that it's being used underwater? That being the case, I want to hear this object's history. I'm imagining an aboriginal warrior culture of the distant past, crafting the ultimate example o...
by uncre8d1
Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:29 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Touched
Replies: 2
Views: 754

Re: Touched

So that's what she was saying.

Not that it matters...
by uncre8d1
Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:23 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Replies: 11
Views: 2342

Re: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Every time I escape from the illusion of reality and return to the eldritch (yet cozy) horror that is this forum, I am greeted with freshly vivisected gobbets of fun. Thanks, Scattercat.
by uncre8d1
Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:27 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Time Traveller
Replies: 9
Views: 1551

Re: The Time Traveller

In this reality, he would not have to act.

In this reality, there were no Beleibers.
by uncre8d1
Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:08 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Waste of Time
Replies: 3
Views: 702

Re: Waste of Time

Scattercat wrote: He loved seeing her again, and dogs never had much respect for causality.
Truer words, my man...
by uncre8d1
Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:06 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Dearly Departed (Family Obligations Themed)
Replies: 1
Views: 634

Re: The Dearly Departed (Family Obligations Themed)

I lose more dads that way...
by uncre8d1
Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:14 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 259 - The Last of the O-Forms
Replies: 12
Views: 4860

Re: Drabblecast 259 - The Last of the O-Forms

heh, thanks. Wish I had the lyric-, uh, -ality? to write the whole spoof, but I fear I'd run out of both synonyms and weirdness too quickly. Anyone who feels like making a Bbardle, have at it.
by uncre8d1
Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:52 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7379
Views: 810738

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

JMiriah wrote: ...
I think my problem was too much thinking;-)
After further thought, I thought "I think thinking my way through this needs to be rethought."
So I rethought. "I think thinking my way through this needs to be rethought."

Navel-gazing: Retweeting for introverts!