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by uncre8d1
Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:49 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891623

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

And "chubby hover-babies" aren't scary?! :shock: Plus, they are above you and they aren't wearing diapers! Meh, I'm a dad. Poo holds no terror for me. Though the situation you propose does make me wonder what they might be eating - a question with biological, theological, and possibly entomological...
by uncre8d1
Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:58 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891623

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

...and it all becomes clear. Incidentally, who the heck told the Renaissance painters that cherubim were little chubby hover-babies? If memory serves, cherubim were the ones stationed outside Eden to ensure that no one, ever, gets in. When I try to picture what those things might be like in person, ...
by uncre8d1
Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:02 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Morning After
Replies: 5
Views: 1039

Re: The Morning After

munsi wrote: And a giant sword, I also had a giant sword.

The twist was quite good on this one. Timing and execution. Not that I'm surprised.
by uncre8d1
Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:00 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Morning After
Replies: 5
Views: 1039

Re: The Morning After

Two months later, I returned home with only The Stilleto Heels of Swiftness, a purple midget hexabear, and an eviction notice from the new owners of the Palace of Darkness.

Also, my arm's off.
by uncre8d1
Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:48 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Never Fear
Replies: 1
Views: 577

Re: Never Fear

The Untold (because it lacks pathos) Origin of DareDevil!!
by uncre8d1
Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:39 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: It Ain't Easy (Belonging, possibly Courtship)
Replies: 1
Views: 439

It Ain't Easy (Belonging, possibly Courtship)

It’s a difficult time to be a blue man, and the most difficult part by far is dating. I swear I’m not a racist; it’s just that girls who aren’t blue aren’t attracted to me . So there’s one problem. The other problem, of course, is my height. Totally normal for a human. Women can’t even make uncomfor...
by uncre8d1
Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:56 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 259 - The Last of the O-Forms
Replies: 12
Views: 5345

Re: Drabblecast 259 - The Last of the O-Forms

This was one of my favorite stories this year. When people are strange, normal is stranger. Their faces aren't lumpy; yours is too flat. Strange and the twisted make you feel wanted Dollar a head to see you pet a fake cat You're O-Form Deviant from the new norm You're O-Form They come to see you in ...
by uncre8d1
Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:38 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 254/255 – The Wreck of the Charles Dexter Ward
Replies: 33
Views: 16421

Re: Drabblecast 254/255 – The Wreck of the Charles Dexter Wa

This is my favorite audio series, period. The essentially seamless blending of Lovecraft and the Jabberwock (with a faint flavor of 40K-style distopia) is a distillation of what I love about the weird. Bravo, and if there is a novelization of this universe, I will be investing. And I'm cheap, so tha...
by uncre8d1
Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:54 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 261 – The People of Sand and Slag
Replies: 17
Views: 5111

Re: Drabblecast 261 – The People of Sand and Slag

This was a hard story for me to finish. I'm a dog owner (pack leader from his POV), and to see the way the dog in the story is treated really grated on me. The casual abuse and discussion thereof really drove home the alien nature of these people and how far they've come (strayed?) from what I think...
by uncre8d1
Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:11 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891623

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

PhineasQP wrote:The despondent, newly-resurrected feline sat racking his brain, trying to come up with eight more methods of suicide.
This might be a challenge for anyone lacking thumbs or a shareable political opinion.
by uncre8d1
Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:05 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Trolling
Replies: 5
Views: 1134

Re: Trolling

Just heard this one. Very nice.
by uncre8d1
Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:01 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Playing for Real
Replies: 12
Views: 1437

Re: Playing for Real

But did the conductor actually proceed to say anything? In my experience, this is a crucial next step in playing 'Simon Says.'
by uncre8d1
Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:10 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891623

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The walrus ate no fruit. Plus he & half the garden warned of the dangers. But, three bad apples ruined Eden for everybody.
...TwabbleBot still a bit buggy, eh?
by uncre8d1
Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:10 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Orchard Out Back
Replies: 2
Views: 650

Re: The Orchard Out Back

Blackmarketorgans.com . Just sayin.'
by uncre8d1
Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:08 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Playing for Real
Replies: 12
Views: 1437

Re: Playing for Real

Unless I'm missing something, which is precedented and entirely possible, I think this one falls under the 'pure weird' heading of Drabblecastery rather than in the more common headings of 'weird/funny' and 'weird/gross.' Entertaining without being noticeably amusing or sad or unnerving - not a bad ...
by uncre8d1
Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:11 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891623

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

PhineasQP wrote:Hunched over my keyboard, I compose furiously. This will be my masterpiece, if only I can count the characters correctl

I love it. Reminds me of the ti
by uncre8d1
Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:06 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Visitation Rights (Family Obligation Theme)
Replies: 1
Views: 576

Re: Visitation Rights (Family Obligation Theme)

I was just enjoying a foam cup of Mc******'s sweet tea. That last bit made me chuckle & set off a fatal coughing fit. I hope you're happy.
by uncre8d1
Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:49 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891623

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Thanks, Phineas. I've been away too long, and my brain is exacting vengeance by making me write stuff.
by uncre8d1
Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:00 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: An End
Replies: 0
Views: 575

An End

The pistol clattered to the floor, recharging. The body tipped and fell the opposite direction, landing in a heap on the filthy floor. A small and sickly grapevine, the room's only decoration, dropped a single withered leaf on the stained countertop. After a moment, there came a groan from the floor...
by uncre8d1
Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:46 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891623

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I lower my dripping katana, panting.
I vanish into the shadows, leaving a fresh chapter in the legend of the Fruit Ninja.