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by strawman
Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:29 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 683608

Re:

erica.weems wrote:Learning to love yourself:


I want to like her. Really, I do. But she's just so mean to me sometimes when we fight.
I wish I got along better with myself.
"Judge not, lest ye be judged."
Oh, wait...
by strawman
Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:55 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: bio-loos
Replies: 2
Views: 941

Re: bio-loos

Siamese clappers!

or

What is the sound of one hand crapping?
by strawman
Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:17 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 683608

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

It's the programmer's 0 = 1 code that results in the "lies". AI is closer than we thought.
by strawman
Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:00 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 683608

Zappa

While The Mothers of Invention screamed in my headphones, I wondered if anyone had ever gotten into Sushi Creamcheese.
by strawman
Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:52 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 683608

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

They don't say, "Psychotic babies with claws & motor skills." No one would ever get one. So they lie and call them "cats". Good one, ASID. Of course, they also don't say a lot of other things. They don't mention that the reason St Nick and Google know what you've been thinking is that they are actu...
by strawman
Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:26 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: An Honest Question about trademarks
Replies: 4
Views: 1917

Re: An Honest Question about trademarks

Ah, good. It's been too long since I got to shout with the mob, "Crucify him! Crucify him!"
by strawman
Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:15 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 683608

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Fetus.
Newborn.
Infant.
Toddler.
Child.
Youth.
Adult.
Mid-Life.
Senior.
Retiree.
Gramps.
Old Fart.
Dearly Beloved.
by strawman
Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 683608

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"I'm Enery the VIIIth I am"
If anyone wasn't curious, it was Enery.
by strawman
Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:18 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: House (New Houses)
Replies: 15
Views: 1815

Re: House (New Houses)

Google knows exactly what each of us needs, and can determine and fulfill what Google convinces us we want, then pocket the difference. Already Google is developing the biggest project yet. It will automatically order what you are about to want, and put it on the shelf of your Google "AWAREhouse". F...
by strawman
Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 683608

Re: She loved him, but not that much

Sonofpan wrote:Erik buckled into his own dark, inky blood. Debra's finger crushed the trigger again. She cried over him one final time.
Women!
Can't live with 'em;
Can't live without 'em.
by strawman
Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 683608

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Every snowflake is unique, never duplicated.

But in a crowd, snowflakes become snowballs.

Snowballs are all the same.
by strawman
Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:01 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: All the World
Replies: 7
Views: 1401

Re: All the World

The Higgs are bots!
by strawman
Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:26 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Feel free to shred this drabble :-)
Replies: 3
Views: 612

Re: Feel free to shred this drabble :-)

Now there's a marketing idea. Drabblecast should invade the Harry Potter forum en masse. Ride in on our Harleys and shoot up the place for a few days.
by strawman
Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:18 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: All the World
Replies: 7
Views: 1401

Re: All the World

Shakespeare and Film cannot make a compound metaphor, since The Bard never flickered. Far be it from me to be critical of strange speculations. But time being an illusion doesn't adequately explain why I get so tired. Maybe existence itself flickers. Perhaps the reason we act strangely is that we ar...
by strawman
Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:07 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: How to write a drabble - in a drabble
Replies: 2
Views: 680

Re: How to write a drabble - in a drabble

Mohel
by strawman
Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:04 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: All the World
Replies: 7
Views: 1401

Re: All the World

A couple of nits with this one: 1. "According to physics..." ...Actually? 2. Theater flickering? 3. Since when did knowing everything ever produce humility? 4. Jehovah's Witnesses want to be stars. Most are destined to be dark matter. 5. This drabble is like the prologue to an ESPN fluff piece: "Tom...
by strawman
Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:45 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Feel free to shred this drabble :-)
Replies: 3
Views: 612

Re: Feel free to shred this drabble :-)

Bella was a nimrod.
Who taught her she had to start with "He loves me"?

Plenty of good relationships begin with "He loves me not".
After a few weeks in the cellar, they always say "I love you."
Or wish they had.
by strawman
Sun May 31, 2015 6:25 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Start Up
Replies: 2
Views: 1136

Re: Start Up

Funny how NPR reruns are annoying, but Gilligan's Island and Drabblecast reruns are Classics. We finally have the platform and content to potentially satisfy every appetite. Google will probably figure out the filter, once it's databases and algorithms finish downloading our brains. Thanks for addin...