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by strawman
Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:25 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: To Serve [Asshole Samaritan Theme]
Replies: 2
Views: 1110

Re: To Serve [Asshole Samaritan Theme]

"RESET"
by strawman
Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7608
Views: 1001855

Re: The old 'uns are the best

pondspider wrote:The piece of string came in and ordered a drink.
Someone asked, "Hey. Ain't you a piece of string?".
"No, I'm afraid not".
FTW
by strawman
Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:42 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Dribblecast Call to Action!
Replies: 5
Views: 7888

Re: The Dribblecast Call to Action!

Yeah!
by strawman
Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:43 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers from Campers, Gets Drunk, F
Replies: 1
Views: 1561

Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers from Campers, Gets Drunk, F

http://gadling.com/?s=pig&search=Search At a campground in Western Australia over the weekend, a feral pig guzzled down 18 beers that had been left out improperly secured. And just like anyone 18 beers in at a rural dive bar, the pig got big-headed and decided to start a fight with a cow, resulting ...
by strawman
Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:17 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: DIY Spaceship Repair (Asshole Samaritan Theme)
Replies: 19
Views: 6852

Re: DIY Spaceship Repair (Asshole Samaritan Theme)

So common usage has spilled over to common knowledge, has it?
Have you lost your senses, or have they gone common too?
by strawman
Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:13 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Gardener's Tale [Category: Halloween]
Replies: 22
Views: 2565

Re: The Gardener's Tale [Category: Halloween]

SpareInch wrote: And all of that is actually true!
As opposed to what other kind of truth???
by strawman
Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:04 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: It Happens
Replies: 13
Views: 2552

Re: It Happens

It happens
to the mothers
of those who step
on a crack.
by strawman
Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:02 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: If Sharks Were Puppies
Replies: 3
Views: 954

Re: If Sharks Were Puppies

Toss those cookies!
by strawman
Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:01 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7608
Views: 1001855

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Ever since the wasp larvae, I will never trust nature.
by strawman
Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:34 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: DIY Spaceship Repair (Asshole Samaritan Theme)
Replies: 19
Views: 6852

Re: DIY Spaceship Repair (Asshole Samaritan Theme)

Ack! :oops: I totally missed the dog/colorblind angle.
by strawman
Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:30 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Gardener's Tale [Category: Halloween]
Replies: 22
Views: 2565

Re: The Gardener's Tale [Category: Halloween]

A Short History of South Georgia Ever since James Oglethorpe established Georgia with the idea of shipping Britain's poor to a place where they could serve the useful purpose of being a buffer between South Carolina, the Spanish and alligators, South Georgians' attitude toward our English speaking E...
by strawman
Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:23 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: DIY Spaceship Repair (Asshole Samaritan Theme)
Replies: 19
Views: 6852

Re: DIY Spaceship Repair (Asshole Samaritan Theme)

This one was nice until those blue, red, green things. Can't guess what they are. Kinda like when you pretend to throw the ball, but it's in your hand. WTF?

- Yrs truly,
The Beagle
by strawman
Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:38 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Gardener's Tale [Category: Halloween]
Replies: 22
Views: 2565

Re: The Gardener's Tale [Category: Halloween]

Known Some Call Is Air Am = Non sum qualis eram = I'm not who I will be.
The French cousin = Pas de lieu Rhone que nous = Paddle your own canoe.
by strawman
Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:20 pm
Forum: Bbardle
Topic: Bases Covered Lyrics
Replies: 10
Views: 19154

Re: Bases Covered

I understand the Finns are all off Tangoing.
by strawman
Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:17 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Gardener's Tale [Category: Halloween]
Replies: 22
Views: 2565

Re: The Gardener's Tale [Category: Halloween]

I vote for coded Latin.
Things like "Known Some Call Is Air Am" are what I would call deep communication.
by strawman
Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:12 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Broken Promise (Halloween)
Replies: 31
Views: 10436

Re: Broken Promise (Halloween)

'Sawright.
'Scommon Usage.
by strawman
Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:10 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Inconvenient return [The Asshole Samaritan]
Replies: 4
Views: 1424

Re: Inconvenient return [The Asshole Samaritan]

Monogrammed Handcuffs? Wouldn't it be better if it were something not everyone had?
by strawman
Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:01 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: By Proxy
Replies: 11
Views: 3680

Re: By Proxy

pondspider wrote: (who-whom?) don't have a solid grasp of non-Euclidean geometry?
It's true. Essential to know how to create a non-Euclydian Profit Projection for the stockholders.
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Non-Euclydian Profit Projection
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by strawman
Sun Oct 05, 2014 4:07 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Work of an unknown artist [Category: Halloween]
Replies: 4
Views: 988

Re: Work of an unknown artist [Category: Halloween]

Having never before seen a purple unicorn, Connor grasped incredulously. :lol:
by strawman
Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:55 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: By Proxy
Replies: 11
Views: 3680

Re: By Proxy

If you want your kids to get a posh classical education, sign them up for the Drabblecast, where they will pick up everything they really need to know... unless they need to know where Tynesdale is.