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by Mr. Tweedy
Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:15 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: History shows again and again...
Replies: 7
Views: 1095

Re: History shows again and again...

These plants have been making power for 40 years, and, as of now, have killed 0 people. But radiation is freaky, man. Freaky! Rule 48 of human nature: People's fear of a threat is more influenced by its novelty than by its likelihood of hurting them. If threat A has killed 1,000,000 people but it we...
by Mr. Tweedy
Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:59 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Meaning of Life
Replies: 11
Views: 1003

Re: The Meaning of Life

Now to leverage my fame into endorsement contracts.
by Mr. Tweedy
Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:19 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 199 - In the Octopus's Garden
Replies: 22
Views: 4596

Re: Drabblecast 199 - In the Octopus's Garden

I think Norm does a great female voice. :D
by Mr. Tweedy
Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:30 pm
Forum: 2010 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: Vote Here! Best Feature Story
Replies: 51
Views: 17346

Re: Vote Here! Best Feature Story

Come on people! Mongoose was fun, but Morris was fun and deep! Come over to the deep end... Where it's, uh, deep... and wet?
by Mr. Tweedy
Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:28 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 199 - In the Octopus's Garden
Replies: 22
Views: 4596

Re: Drabblecast 199 - In the Octopus's Garden

Awesome. The drabble was awesome too. Awesomeness. I enjoy the conceit in the drabble that the undead are merely regarded as being dead. In typical human fashion, the people disregard he evidence of their eyes in favor of the marks in their little books. In its way, this is most realistic zombie sto...
by Mr. Tweedy
Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:15 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Not A Drop To Drink
Replies: 5
Views: 899

Re: Not A Drop To Drink

Now that's a bad day.
by Mr. Tweedy
Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:54 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: baby gaga breast milk ice cream
Replies: 14
Views: 1689

Re: baby gaga breast milk ice cream

I refer you to ASID's earlier comment about adult nappies.
by Mr. Tweedy
Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:25 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: baby gaga breast milk ice cream
Replies: 14
Views: 1689

Re: baby gaga breast milk ice cream

If I were a donor, I would be offended.

Not that I would be a donor... if I were female... but, if I were, I would be offended.
by Mr. Tweedy
Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:12 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: It's Official: San Francisco is full of crap.
Replies: 3
Views: 871

Re: It's Official: San Francisco is full of crap.

They're working their way to banning life entirely. Got to take it in stages.
by Mr. Tweedy
Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:10 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 198 - Love in the Pneumatic Tube Era
Replies: 32
Views: 6249

Re: Drabblecast 198 - Love in the Pneumatic Tube Era

Yeah. I was hoping for more pneumatic tubeage.
by Mr. Tweedy
Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:21 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Meaning of Life
Replies: 11
Views: 1003

Re: The Meaning of Life

That's not what... Hey, it actually does work that way, doesn't it? Cool.
by Mr. Tweedy
Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:35 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Meaning of Life
Replies: 11
Views: 1003

Re: The Meaning of Life

Fixed.
by Mr. Tweedy
Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:27 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Meaning of Life
Replies: 11
Views: 1003

The Meaning of Life

At first, Aiden did not realize he was awake. There were none of the expected signs. No traffic sounds outside. No breakfast smells wafting from the kitchen. No Mr. Twichet asleep between his feet. Gradually he realized that he was not alone in the gray void. He could not see the other, exactly, but...
by Mr. Tweedy
Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:54 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: That's some squid ink!
Replies: 4
Views: 837

Re: That's some squid ink!

She will SO regret that when she's 50.
by Mr. Tweedy
Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:16 am
Forum: 2010 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: Vote Here! Best Feature Story
Replies: 51
Views: 17346

Re: Vote Here! Best Feature Story

Nonsense. You two like it for all the wrong reasons.
by Mr. Tweedy
Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:15 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Kiai Master super powers
Replies: 4
Views: 861

Re: Kiai Master super powers

How did that guy ever get $5000?
by Mr. Tweedy
Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:09 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Life (for a hyena) after death (of an elephant)
Replies: 1
Views: 550

Re: Life (for a hyena) after death (of an elephant)

You know, for a hyena, that really isn't that gross. (Hyenas are really gross.)
by Mr. Tweedy
Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:04 am
Forum: Story Discussion - B Sides
Topic: Bsides 09 - In Search of the Mongolian Deathworm
Replies: 99
Views: 33213

Re: Bsides 9- In Search of the Mongolian Deathworm

I don't like things. I'm just not that sort of person. :)
by Mr. Tweedy
Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:23 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Backbone Broker
Replies: 3
Views: 795

Re: Backbone Broker

It's sad that the miner will be restored only to spend the rest of his life in jail.

Perhaps he should consider poison.
by Mr. Tweedy
Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:25 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Why I Love the Military Industrial Complex!
Replies: 25
Views: 3016

Re: Why I Love the Military Industrial Complex!

No, that's mostly wrong, and you completely failed to explain the blue sky or sunrise/sunset, there are no density differences in play there. I didn't fail to explain them. I didn't try to explain them. Finally, there is no tangible medium that does NOT bend light in and of itself. What's the speed...