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by Astroguyz
Thu May 03, 2012 3:29 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890863

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

“But isn't it just a bit lame,” Semele asked her psychiatrist,“That I can only transform during a total solar eclipse?”
by Astroguyz
Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:44 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Brushing the Touchpad.
Replies: 2
Views: 443

Brushing the Touchpad.

Reilly was beginning to feel nauseated as he turned lazily in the Sun. He had long given up any hope of rescue now, & was content to become the latest in the collection of space debris griddling the swath of low Earth orbit. He again raised one gargantuan rubber finger to the supra-phone, a device h...
by Astroguyz
Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:20 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890863

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Petunia scratched a puzzled tusk as she read the editor’s letter. “We’re not interested in publishing a trunk story..”
by Astroguyz
Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:06 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Existential Alignment.
Replies: 1
Views: 391

Existential Alignment.

“…Your car,” the serviceman continued, “has a slight problem.” Bill has heard this before, but the tone confounded him. He knew that the installation of a GPS, or Genuine Personality System was a bad idea. Normally, she performed without falter, but this last upgrade… “Let me guess, she’s spouting o...
by Astroguyz
Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:23 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890863

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

On Sunday they arose. On her last stand, Maria took aim and squeezed the trigger; shots rang out and found their marks, piercing the rabbit-eared chocolate flesh of the lumbering Easter zombies…
by Astroguyz
Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:28 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Join the Club.
Replies: 1
Views: 443

Join the Club.

…Laura had finally done it. After years of budget cuts, NSF pandering, and uneventful SETI searches, they’d found a message from an unlikely source; a hyper-advanced race that seemed preoccupied with vibrating black holes with an ominously powerful laser. Ultra-LIGO had detected it first; in the com...
by Astroguyz
Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890863

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Bob saw the buzzer & pies laid out before him. He remembered the words; "whatever you do, don't get tortured by a clown.."
by Astroguyz
Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:31 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Thinning the Herd.
Replies: 2
Views: 702

Thinning the Herd.

…For years, they’d eagerly listened to us, hoping we’d evolve into sophistication. But the onslaught of O.J. trials and Springer reruns reached such a cacophony in the cosmic radio din that hope was swiftly fading. And then, the patience of the omnipotent and normally benevolent Watchers was finally...
by Astroguyz
Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:29 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890863

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The evil third world dictator failed to account for one thing; the elite paratroop platoon of subversive Sheen clones…
by Astroguyz
Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:10 pm
Forum: 2010 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: Vote Here! Best Feature Story
Replies: 51
Views: 17308

Re: Vote Here! Best Feature Story

Am casting the Astroguyz vote for Primary Pollinator... excellent tale that harkens back to Niven's The Integral Trees. Love what it has to say about evolution versus altruism... Dawkins would be proud. Had to listen to this one twice, a rarity in today's content saturated environment!
by Astroguyz
Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:24 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 890863

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The thin antenna brushed the controls. Humanity watched as the sun collapsed into a gravitational lensing telescope.