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by Hellcat
Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:19 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Plenty Of Fish In The Sea
Replies: 2
Views: 1309

Re: Plenty Of Fish In The Sea

Oh ho, good one. :P
by Hellcat
Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:04 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Plenty Of Fish In The Sea
Replies: 2
Views: 1309

Plenty Of Fish In The Sea

Shannon surfed the net's online dating websites when she suddenly came across a real Casanova. His profile picture looked amazing. He was on a beach somewhere reclining on his side gazing sexily at the camera. His torso rippled with chiselled abs, his skin glowed golden under the sun's rays and shar...
by Hellcat
Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:50 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243707

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The pajamed bananas sat across from one another in total awkward silence. "I'm sorry love, but it's time for us to Split.
by Hellcat
Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:33 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Food Landscape
Replies: 1
Views: 884

Food Landscape

To the left of my vision, I see nothing but meaty marbled mountains that stretch into the horizon. To my right there are fragrant leafy forests that hold fruity gems and golden potatoes, but it was beyond all of that which drew my attention. It was the imaginings of the hot creamy Dessert Dunes and ...
by Hellcat
Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:41 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: No Ordinary Woman
Replies: 0
Views: 1966

No Ordinary Woman

The competition was fierce, but Cindy knew she would win with her smoky looks and witty personality. She felt confident, but she couldn't stop all six of her legs from shaking. She heard her rival's song end and mentally prepared herself, "...So don't you bring me down today." Cake's song played nex...
by Hellcat
Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:24 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Something Funny Walks This Way
Replies: 5
Views: 2194

Something Funny Walks This Way

Sherbet the burlesque clown ran for his life, chased by two blurry figures cackling in the night. There was little hope for escape, as his opaque make-up streams down his face onto the pavement leaving a steady white trail behind him. Suddenly the shadows become solid and bore down on his throat and...
by Hellcat
Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:41 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Elf Checkout
Replies: 0
Views: 1653

Elf Checkout

‘Every little helps’, Taffy beams her elfish smile to her last customer. whilst she massages the back of her short aching legs. Her shift was almost over and the night was starting to creep in. A middle aged pot bellied man lurches up her lane with aged booze in tow and slams it down on the counter....
by Hellcat
Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:53 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Complicated Vehicle Love
Replies: 3
Views: 741

Complicated Vehicle Love

“He just never listens to me anymore, why can’t men take simple directions? Even when I ask nicely, “Please turn left….in….500….yards. He never takes the hint and tells me to ‘Shut the BEEP up!’ Mercedes’ eyes glower hotly towards her man who struts away. “You think you got problems?” growls Harley....
by Hellcat
Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:14 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Difficult Move (Lost Colony Themed)
Replies: 3
Views: 1352

Re: Difficult Move (Lost Colony Themed)

Sounds like something out of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, hehe.
by Hellcat
Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:43 pm
Forum: DrabbleArt
Topic: Mari Kasurinen Creates 'My Little Cthulhu Pony'
Replies: 3
Views: 5479

Mari Kasurinen Creates 'My Little Cthulhu Pony'

http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/10 ... icons.html

If you scroll over half way down the page you'll see the crazy concoction of cute meets Lovecraft's multi-dimensional creature.
by Hellcat
Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:38 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: For My Next Trick
Replies: 0
Views: 659

For My Next Trick

Everything was supposed to be fun, pretty and perfect for Sarah’s 8th Birthday party. There was a princess cake, a bouncy castle, a DJ, pony rides, cool presents for the guests, as well for the birthday girl. Heck, her rich parents loved her so much; they even got her a magician. They should’ve stuc...
by Hellcat
Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:45 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Under The Bed
Replies: 6
Views: 1366

Re: Under The Bed

Sure. As long as my name's stamped on the back, that's fine. : )
Where would I need to sign up for the 'Willing Victim List'?
by Hellcat
Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:25 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Laser Cereal
Replies: 1
Views: 636

Re: Laser Cereal

Alternate ending....??
_________________________

It would have worked too, if it hadn’t been for his Cereal Company’ policy of testing on animals. Dogs and cats had discovered they could use it for world domination. The cereal was shortly discontinued, globally.
by Hellcat
Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:22 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Laser Cereal
Replies: 1
Views: 636

Laser Cereal

Dr. Jackal had the best evil plan yet. He would dominate the world by enslaving children’s minds, using cereal. The snap-crackle-pop noise would force the children to listen to his subliminal orders. Sugar is the evil genius’ best tool. He had created a self-destructive laser device which had been b...
by Hellcat
Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:37 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Under The Bed
Replies: 6
Views: 1366

Re: Under The Bed

cdugger wrote:Recorded. Did not check the Willing Victim list, though.
O,o ?! cdugger, that sounds really ominous, lol.
by Hellcat
Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:49 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Under The Bed
Replies: 6
Views: 1366

Under The Bed

While some children hug teddies, Tommy prefers a spiked baseball bat. As he reaches for it under his bed, a five fingered fleshy pink hand reaches out towards him. It paws the carpet in search of something. Tommy screams and The Hand quickly retreats back to the bed’s shadows. He curls into a ball r...
by Hellcat
Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:23 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: New 'Children's' Book: "Go The F*** To Sleep"
Replies: 8
Views: 2031

Re: New 'Children's' Book: "Go The F*** To Sleep"

Whoopi Goldberg would've also made a great narrator. :P
by Hellcat
Tue May 17, 2011 4:03 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: New 'Children's' Book: "Go The F*** To Sleep"
Replies: 8
Views: 2031

New 'Children's' Book: "Go The F*** To Sleep"

See link for details. It's about a parent who wrote a rhyming book that pleads and curses with the child to go to sleep. It isn't really for children, but it still grabbed people's attention. (It certainly got mine!) http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/may/17/go-the-fuck-to-sleep-hit?CMP=twt_gu" on...
by Hellcat
Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:18 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Jazz Chicken.
Replies: 5
Views: 991

Re: Jazz Chicken.

tbaker2500 wrote:I am a fan of Eddie, but I wasn't familiar with this bit. Funny story!
It was part of his Stripped tour. I enjoyed his little sketch of Jazz Chicken so much, that I had to run with it. :D

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by Hellcat
Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:25 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Jazz Chicken.
Replies: 5
Views: 991

Re: Jazz Chicken.

strawman wrote:Chicken had embrasure?
Not sure what you mean by embrasure. Are you asking if my chicken has a specially adapted beak to play a trumpet? If so... then maybe. I've got other farm birds waiting to join in on this jazz band (plus a pigeon and an owl).