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by Tesseract
Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:24 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 648219

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack hits Jill with a candle stick.
Blood will fly and Jill will die
Jack bakes Jill in to a pie.



You want a good explanation on how quantum physics seems to work read "At the Rialto
by Connie Willis.
by Tesseract
Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:58 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R1 Squarrel vs Phantom Ray vs Red Panda
Replies: 68
Views: 19451

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 1 - Squarrel vs Phantom Ray vs Red Pan

Shinfinnagins Sounds like an Irish shark. Whiskey-fueled strength, skilled at fighting with a bar stool? :) Speaking of harmless but quasi-racist comments, just listened to the Round 1 podcast. Very hilarious, but they sure aren't messing around with that explicit content warning. Had to put headph...
by Tesseract
Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:04 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R1 Squarrel vs Phantom Ray vs Red Panda
Replies: 68
Views: 19451

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 1 - Squarrel vs Phantom Ray vs Red Pan

non-shenanigans I'm going to dedicate myself between now and next year in coming with with a megabeast riffing off the word 'shenanigans'. I'm trying now but I keep coming up with 'shoggoth' for some reason. But I'll have something by next year. I'll enter it alongside the Cuddlemonkey. Shinfinnagi...
by Tesseract
Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:05 pm
Forum: DrabbleArt
Topic: First Drabbles sired Art. Artwork then begat Drabbles...
Replies: 47
Views: 18274

Re: First Drabbles sired Art. Artwork then begat Drabbles...

I drew this, not sure if it's useful or not.
by Tesseract
Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:24 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 648219

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

There are times when I just want to stand in the light, feel the warmth of the sun on my face. oh, the curse of being a shadow. This sounds pretty similar to a transgender dilemma. Where does this desire come from, to be other than what we are? Not just different from, but OTHER than...Does matter ...
by Tesseract
Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:42 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R1 Squarrel vs Phantom Ray vs Red Panda
Replies: 68
Views: 19451

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 1 - Squarrel vs Phantom Ray vs Red Pan

tbaker2500 wrote:
strawman wrote:What's worse is you got it all over cinnamon's VD gift. NOW what do you do?
Lick it clean and then take her out for an apology dinner? I mean, it WAS quite a gift.
Goddess, use a napkin! Tongues are for bigger messes.

Communi-cute for the winner.
by Tesseract
Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:30 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 648219

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Turn on the machine!" Professor Nead shouted. Klaxons blared as I slammed my hand on the button. Then the sun went dark. I open the book and begin chanting in an arcane dialect. The pieces click together and my Barbie army marches to victory. War breaks down Reason's front door. "Time for nuclear ...
by Tesseract
Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:40 am
Forum: DrabbleQuotes
Topic: Favorite Normisms
Replies: 57
Views: 34723

Re: Favorite Normisms

admiralsunshine wrote: Where's that monologue from?
It's from here sunshine!
http://www.drabblecast.org/2010/10/23/d ... -thompson/
by Tesseract
Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:33 pm
Forum: DrabbleQuotes
Topic: Favorite Normisms
Replies: 57
Views: 34723

Re: Favorite Normisms

"CANCER"
According to my brother he's actually recited a good part of that Breast cancer awareness month monologue in his class. Never heard how it ended.
by Tesseract
Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:52 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 648219

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The Titanic sailed through thick vinaigrette. A crew member spotted a green shape direct ahead. “ICEBERG,” He warned.
by Tesseract
Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:48 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Steak Most Foul
Replies: 3
Views: 591

Re: Steak Most Foul

Drabble Updated.
by Tesseract
Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:42 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Shadow child
Replies: 1
Views: 383

Shadow child

I am the end. A shadow that flits along the ground and eats the dreams of small children. I stare out from under the bed of my soon to be victim. “So Bobby, what do you want to be when you grow up,” the woman asks her child. “I want to be an astronaut,” says Bobby, “No wait, a cowboy.” His voice fal...
by Tesseract
Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:53 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 648219

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

It's like sitting at a cafe on the Champs Elysees, and listenning to people strolling by, speaking French. A target-rich environment that makes you want to wring their commie necks? I raised my commie killer 5000 to the monstrosity before me. "No one of us is more then the other," it said before I ...
by Tesseract
Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:25 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Lone Star War: 2212 AD (mech theme)
Replies: 5
Views: 868

Re: The Lone Star War: 2212 AD (mech theme)

*Raises a mottled green hand*
by Tesseract
Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:26 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 648219

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The average height of a U.S. zombie is 5'-10". Keep that in mind when setting up booby traps designed to take off the head. Duly noted! Ah, but kill only 99.9% of some beasties, and after a while, what's left breeds into some damn tough Mo Fo's. MRZA = "Multi-Resistant Zombie Arseholes Antagonists"...
by Tesseract
Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:14 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 648219

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined. "That's strange, I've never seen that happen before. What does it mean?" It appears with your new hue and "doo" that a quantum jump has occurred, with some really strange reality phase distortion. My Home Bioaugmentation Kit...
by Tesseract
Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:45 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 648219

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined.
"That's strange, I've never seen that happen before. What does it mean?"
by Tesseract
Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:23 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7291
Views: 648219

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He fired a shot from the hip. It glanced off near by kettle and right in to the bullseye."Damn, I was ah aimin' for my foot."

1.Do not remove your mask.
2.Stay in the light.
3.Only scavenge when the tentacles are still.
4.Do not remove your mask.
by Tesseract
Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:09 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Time keeps on leaching(Family (Un)tie,Couples and Parenting)
Replies: 0
Views: 498

Time keeps on leaching(Family (Un)tie,Couples and Parenting)

“Get a job,” my Mom roared at me from my bedroom door way. I paused my Xbox and looked over at her. “When I was your age I wasn't such a drag on society,” she said. I rolled my eyes and turned back to my Halo game. She shouted, “Bloody leach!” before slamming the door with a bang. She did this every...
by Tesseract
Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:57 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 234 – Jagannath
Replies: 24
Views: 10813

Re: Drabblecast 234 – Jagannath

No, I think you were right the first time. I think the things inside were described as human and the mother as machine/animal hybrid. Even besides the descriptions it can't be anything as simple as stomach bacteria because stomach bacteria will not take on the form of its host upon the hosts death....