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by Tesseract
Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:02 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:My momma always told me to count to ten when I was angry.
Turns out, she just wanted me distracted so I'd get my arse kicked.
The same thing happened to Nine. Nine was in the middle of calling Ten when Seven hit him in the back of the head and eight him.
by Tesseract
Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:37 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Steak Most Foul
Replies: 3
Views: 578

Re: Steak Most Foul

The man killing and cooking his wife was what I was going for but you're right. I need to let this one simmer a bit longer.
by Tesseract
Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:46 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He said "beat it," so I did. He said "beat it," so I did. Now I'm all beat out. I have to admit he was right, I did want to be bad.

"Hey Jim, what's that on your stomach Jim?" I asked. Jim said "Shut up." I parted Jim's shirt with my tiny arms,"Hey Jim."

He's Dead Jim.
by Tesseract
Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:05 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Radioactive Blood
Replies: 0
Views: 352

Radioactive Blood

David looked at the strangled light above him. “Why here? Why now?” he whispered, “I survived the apocalypse and I fall down a stupid well.” He reached behind his constantly clucking radiation counter and grabbed the torch from his belt, “If I'm here I might as well see if there's any way out.” He q...
by Tesseract
Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:49 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Steak Most Foul
Replies: 3
Views: 578

Steak Most Foul

The first steak was a nuisance. I had the grill up and ready to go. The seasoning and marinade were perfect. True , the guests had yet to arrive but everything had to be perfect for tonight. My wife came in to the kitchen and saw the state of the main course. “Haven't you finished that yet? You're a...
by Tesseract
Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:36 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Okay," Zeus shouted, looking down at a burning plain," which one of you thought it would be a good idea to give 'em fire?"
by Tesseract
Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:56 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
by Tesseract
Sun May 15, 2011 12:27 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Tesseract wrote: Tick the right. Tick the wrong.
Keep alight the demon throng.
Shift from plain to plain,
while turning humans in to game.
Ah yes, the campaigning has started in earnest.
Well Harper was voted in AGAIN! Contempt of parliament and all that jazz.
by Tesseract
Sat May 14, 2011 4:08 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I've been saving up, I haven't been here for a while...>.> Most of these are from a twitter feed I've started up to post my tiny poetry on. http://twitter.com/#!/Transmogrofied" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am fish....
by Tesseract
Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:09 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

PureChance wrote:He slunk between the server stacks: ghosts he could handle, but no-one had warned him about the zombies in the machines!
Frell, there's no way I'm going in to my garage tonight. The server towers just gained a lot more malace.
by Tesseract
Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:07 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Channle my soul, poe.
Replies: 0
Views: 344

Channle my soul, poe.

Midnight takes my soul interfering Taps and raps that are appearing Curse my senses to become searing Incessant knocking at my cellar door I round about in anguish fearing Who or what could be endearing and what path that may be veering The incessant knocking at my cellar door I take it no more! Th...
by Tesseract
Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:51 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Imaginary Runner
Replies: 5
Views: 705

Re: Imaginary Runner

Thank you guys, for the critique. I really need to learn to start reading my posts before posting them. I'll fix this thing up quicker then a jiffy.
by Tesseract
Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:17 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Now kiddies, remember what your aunt Tessa always says,

Creat the change you wish to see in the world, build a better hyper dimensional flaming chainsaw wielding killer robot.

I promise you, everything will turn out fine.
by Tesseract
Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:40 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Imaginary Runner
Replies: 5
Views: 705

Imaginary Runner

I used to have this game I played on ling car trips.It started with a character, she would start running beside the car and as time went on she would morph. Sometimes becoming a skater chick, grinding of cars and doing backflips. Sometimes a cyborg samuri, cutting cars and lamposts in half. Somtimes...
by Tesseract
Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:42 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Yes, there's too many kids around. If there were just 1 kid, then the attitude wouldn't be so bad... the world actually would revolve around him/her. He/she would be the entire 18 yo demographic. Whatever he/she wore would be the trend. They could turn down Harvard, and it would go out of business!...
by Tesseract
Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:52 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

For months, years, I have held off this craving. The want to know what it's like, today I gave in. I took a bite out of my arm.

Tell me I'm not the only one who's contemplated this now and again.
by Tesseract
Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:12 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:
munsi wrote:It wasn't til April 2nd we realized that yes, the Aliens really HAD invaded. We fought back, but by then it was too late...
Is it too early for a 2011 nominee?
Can I second the nomination? That twabble's just frelling clever.
by Tesseract
Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:27 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The superhero pulled off his mask to enjoy a chilly dog and too late relized just where he was, his life over in one hot dog.
by Tesseract
Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:47 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Length-Nazi says that's better. You get bonus points for using a dainty lavender color, too. :) Thanki Sai. When life gves you aliens, you get your own probe. That'll give it a sense of wondeous irony as you turn the tables on life. ___________ When life starts trash talking your girlfriend, you br...
by Tesseract
Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:06 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7288
Views: 635675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Alas, these are all disqualified as twabbles. A twabble is exactly 100 characters, not counting spaces. You can check the length using this tool . Interesting. The one I was using must have been counting something it shouldnt. I'll just have to fix them when I get up tonight. EDIT: or now, that's g...