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by GreatNorthernTroll
Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:25 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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But they're an Urban Myth, right?

The Alien peered from the sewer grating. New York would fall first... Below it, Giant alligators silently approached.
by GreatNorthernTroll
Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:36 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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It Messed With the Wrong Bob!

Bob cried as the alien probed him. Cousin Moby heard the cries and came to assist. Moby broke open the ship, Bob swam free.
by GreatNorthernTroll
Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:40 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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It's cool.

Spread by a Christmas tree vector, temps above 65°F triggered hatching; 98.6°F was ideal for the alien's larval stage. Should have been aliens', not alien's. I should know better than to post after midnight. Argh. Don't beat yerself up over Aliens vs Alien's... Either one works. It just makes it pl...
by GreatNorthernTroll
Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:36 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 667546

He knows if you've been bad or good, but why take the chance

You better watch out. You better be spry. If Krampus gets you, you'll find out why. Krampus is gonna take you down to Hell!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:29 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 667546

Krampus at Christmas

I'm hearing of this Krampus dude a lot. He does things that Santa just does not! If it's true, I'm leaving candy in my shoe!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:17 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Nice Kitty!

My cat is a very very very fine cat. Equipped with six inch fangs, and roughly 5 inch claws. He's looking at me and purring!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:58 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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My God's better than yours!

There is NO LIFE on any other planet. We are unique. Surely We are made in God's glorious image. Feathered upon hatching!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:03 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 667546

Gruesome thoughts...

A truck lurched across the gulley to the spot shown on the treasure map. The sniper drew a bead on the driver's head. BANG!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:30 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 667546

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Too many cats, not enough toys. The couch is in shreds, the carpet's destroyed. Clothing's abraded. I fear I'll be next!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:36 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: But... She Was Like, Perfect. Right?

GreatNorthernTroll wrote:she'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin'
could be Billy Joel's Life Story as imagined by Joss Whedon!




Thanks go out to Bell, for the inspiration. Now I challenge you Bell... Be inspired by the lyrics of Stiletto!

Yes... I Did comment on my own posting. So Sue me :wink:
by GreatNorthernTroll
Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:30 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 667546

But... She Was Like, Perfect. Right?

she'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin'
could be Billy Joel's Life Story as imagined by Joss Whedon!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:15 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 667546

Mishap at the Morgue

When performing the Post-Mortem, Pablo perforated his ambulatory appendage. This puncture poured out his poor life.
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:04 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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And You Thought He Was a Goody-Twoshoes.

Through the dark depths of space and time, the TARDIS spun.
Inside the Dr. chugged tequila and lime, heeding not the sun!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:38 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 667546

What Was It Thinking?

A horribly misshapen creature pauses, looks at itself in a mirror and rears back in disgust. The Yellow bow tie won't do!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:27 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Switcheroo

"The Knife" I cried. "Where is the Knife?" The would-be sacrifice sprang up from the alter, and the knife was in my chest.
by GreatNorthernTroll
Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:07 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 667546

Re-visiting the Baby

Having burped, the baby felt better. It's serrated fangs retracted, it's eyes shut, and it slept amid the gory bedding.
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:18 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 667546

Be Careful What You Ask For

Hear ye, Hear ye. The spirits are about to speak.
But then the spirits did appear, and the phoney Medium's nose did tweak!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:10 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 667546

Shipping Down the River

"Ahoy the ship. "May we come on board?
"Come up lads, If you've the guts and no love for life, for it's Hell we sail towards!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:09 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 667546

Another Useless Homily... Paraphrased and DeBunked !

Tis better to Love and Lose, than to never love at all ! Is equal to Tis better to Drive and Crash, than to Never Drive at all !
by GreatNorthernTroll
Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:28 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 667546

A Child's Best Friends

Bash, Beep, Urch and Gleep. Friends of the very BEST kind. Niether dessert her, ignore or hurt her. They live in her mind!