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by GreatNorthernTroll
Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:13 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Curiosity Killed The....

My child wonders at my sick and twisted tales. How can that man be my Father? he ponders. Too late, realization! Adopted!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:06 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Last Contact

The alien approached the tiny humans, wondering if they marveled at his Beauty. The humans saw him, only as docile meat!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:54 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Shakespeare Meets Lovecraft

Hark! What lights through yonder window break? Why, tis HPL's portal, opened once again. We're gonna need BIGGER Guns!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:42 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 590447

Dangerous Dichotomy

The old VW Beetle was bedecked with flowers and peace signs. Beside the Hippie driver sat a 44 Mag, waiting for a redneck!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:11 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7283
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On The Health Benefits Of Eating Honey

"Eat your honey" she purred into my ear. "I'd be happy to oblige, my dear" I stuttered. "if you'd just put away that spear!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:59 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7283
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In Memory Of Marvin

Marvin Hamlisch Is gone, and left behind are memories. "Memories can be beautiful and yet... His Music I'll NOT forget!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:52 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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The Jokes On You... Er, Him

"It's just a jest" In a panicked voice he sang. "Yer next words'll bubble from yer chest" she said. Then the shotgun rang.
by GreatNorthernTroll
Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:30 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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A Bug's Life On The Road

Its the call of the wide open road. It beckons you down that long, broad tarmac. So you hit the road, and a tire crushes you!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:01 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's prenatal yoga," I said.
She said, "Nah, it's just sex."
If you get stiff in the head,
just give it a really good flex.




Ouch ! :lol:
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:10 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Trauma #100

Whoa! Whoa me... Ive got stop the INSANITY. One hundred characters have fried my brain, and 99 or 101 would cause me pain!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:42 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7283
Views: 590447

Far Side's Unappetizing Inspiration

Gahan twitched within his bindings. A drinking straw protruded from the top of his head, from which Gary drew steadily.
by GreatNorthernTroll
Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:22 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Scotsman's Dilemma!

I looked frantically for a weapon... There! I reached down for the spurdle and then turned to face the advancing haggis!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:26 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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A 100 character conundrum...

Oh woe, woe is me. I'm completely unable to form any coherent thought that Doesn't have exactly One Hundred characters.
by GreatNorthernTroll
Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:23 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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It's a Twabble ting!

It's a twabble ting aboot Boo Bear. A twabble, twabble ting. He like's to eat sweet honey. He's allergic to the bee sting!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:02 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7283
Views: 590447

Alien Vs. ?

The alien's tentacle reached toward the sleeping baby. The baby's eyes popped open, fangs emerged... The baby burped.

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