Spindaddy wrote:"Larry, we know you are happy you got your sixth finger removed, but you just can't refer to the surgery as your hand job."
pondspider wrote:After a futile search, Bob recalled the advice of the shopkeeper, never to forget where he left his invisibility cloak.
pondspider wrote:Given that a spider has eight legs, does it also have eight feet and on each foot are there little tootsies?
The_Hol-Man wrote:(I don't always go for potty humor, but this one still tickled me. I'm sorry if we try to keep it cleaner.)
Deep in the jungle, I heard a sound. Suddenly, I felt gas forcing its way up my rectum... I’d entered unfarted territory.
TheFriendlyNSA wrote:"What's wrong with me, doctor?" I gasped as I cursed the laughing sickness.
"Shirley, I'm afraid you can't be serious."