The_Hol-Man wrote:(I don't always go for potty humor, but this one still tickled me. I'm sorry if we try to keep it cleaner.)
Deep in the jungle, I heard a sound. Suddenly, I felt gas forcing its way up my rectum... I’d entered unfarted territory.
TheFriendlyNSA wrote:"What's wrong with me, doctor?" I gasped as I cursed the laughing sickness.
"Shirley, I'm afraid you can't be serious."
freewildebeest wrote:I swallowed aspirin before going to bed.
I woke up again, crying from dreams of her.
None of these damn painkillers work!